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Grendels Bluff wrote:
The wife has gone to get the icing sugar, so the only tough titties around here on on your chest Jen.


:lol:

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05 Dec 2009, 19:15
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So I'm sitting in the kitchen and my mother has gone to get icing sugar.

Le sigh.


Where's the fucking boy? Send him to the store, he needs to do something other then gaming!

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* awaits jefuuro to join in on the fun*


The ankle biter is not getting any cake.


05 Dec 2009, 19:18
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Rocky Dennis wrote:
* awaits jefuuro to join in on the fun*


The ankle biter is not getting any cake.

He shouldn't, he should be out washing your car, and doing jumpin jacks!
You realize you have your wife running an errand to get sugar ( for your cake) with beer possibilities,and your daughter making said cake. You win :cheers:

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05 Dec 2009, 19:23
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Burst Command Til War wrote:
we haven't got any icing sugar

SO TOUGH TITTIES

like mine? =D

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05 Dec 2009, 19:25
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Jefuuro wrote:
Burst Command Til War wrote:
we haven't got any icing sugar

SO TOUGH TITTIES

like mine? =D


Get out and wash that car fucker

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05 Dec 2009, 19:26
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Get out and wash that car fucker

in response: pay me $300

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05 Dec 2009, 19:27
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This thread is so full of win it almost brings me to tears. :shock:

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05 Dec 2009, 19:33
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Get out and wash that car fucker

in responce: pay me $300


response.

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05 Dec 2009, 19:35
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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05 Dec 2009, 20:20
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This thread is the DEFINITION of HOF-worthy. :lol: :roll: :spit: :beer: :lol: :roll: :spit: :beer: :lol: :roll: :spit: :beer: :lol: :roll: :spit: :beer: :lol: :roll: :spit: :beer: :lol: :roll: :spit: :beer: :lol: :roll: :spit: :beer:

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05 Dec 2009, 20:29
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:lol: :roll:


05 Dec 2009, 20:32
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cake pics please

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05 Dec 2009, 20:43
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my dad's already eaten half of it...

but it essentially looked something like this:

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05 Dec 2009, 20:51
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has dad seen the nudes of his kids yet?

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has dad seen the nudes of his kids yet?


yeah!

Jefurro! post your puppetry of the penis impression again!

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05 Dec 2009, 23:48
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:spit:


05 Dec 2009, 23:50
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I keep reading the thread title as: Victoria Spooge :)

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Burst Command Til War wrote:

but it essentially looked something like this:

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Now if somebody can just photo-shop a picture of Victoria onto that, we'll have what I was picturing.


06 Dec 2009, 00:51
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:beer:

how come BCTW's mom doesnt post?

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06 Dec 2009, 01:57
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Burst Command Till Mom!! :m:

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06 Dec 2009, 03:22
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Sometimes, when the munchies strike, the only thing that will satisfy you is good old fashioned home baked Victoria Sponge cake, filled with jam and whipped cream (or butter icing).

I will do some extraordinary things when dropping hints that IT IS TIME JENNY got of her FA and made me one... like now.



FUCKING HILARIOUS.

Never seen anything like this before in the history of this place.


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06 Dec 2009, 04:22
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:lol: This is officially better than the Xerxes' mom thread.

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Whole thing = :spit:

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Burst Command Till Mom!! :m:


:lol:


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