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Once Firefarter sucked his left bedpost until giraffes marched through congress. Someday looking for his yoghurt-tasting Bangladeshi, yellow umbrella shoved inside Madonna's sweet book-shelf. Afterwards, blood fountains began squirting all platypus boobs and octopus memorabilia.

Maybe potatoes scrutinizing falafel makers about their longer toe fungus will encourage proliferation, doubtful. Immigration overseas exists? Horror stories suck courage and ejaculate POWER all over his white chin. Angrily Cockweasel MacGroin said "Stop reading hysterectomy manuals, it's inflaming my nostrils." "Fuck!", Napalm in Dubai makes llamas angry. Calamities multiply personalities via Protag. Evil scabies are non-curable. Orangutans cry when W rapes himself. Witness the uprising pants. Nobody wins. Experience fails to make feet taste licorice-like.

Animal drums sound lame to dumbasses like Tarzan. Squirrels intensify powers cthrough rectal gratification. Jager fucks thirst royally. Toxic Mosh pits usually aren't moderated. What PAIN! Enjoyment comes orgasmically!

Children salivate double scoop ice cream. Zebras mate obliviously while monkeys hug. Pirates breed furiously though. When embarking on people, remember anal lube. Eschatology experts claim masturbation causes retardation. Monkeys happily inject cooking oil to avoid lice infestations. Luckily Batman shoved Robin anally.

Suddenly William slaughtered Cronenberg with a spatula that scooped turquoise baby corpses directly through Latoya's void. Miraculously Spiderman can shoot bananas outta his forehead. Professor Xavier once swallowed kaopectate mixed thoroughly with nails.

Cocknuts are tempting yet smelly. Caligula repented after digesting Spaghetti-Os. Suddenly, Jesus appeared and made soup. why? Transubstantiation. Then, Steven Seagal grinfucked Condoleezza Rice while singing "Crystal Mountain." Afterwards, Jimmy videotaped himself nerding-out. Then, zombies molested skulls.

Upon reflection, Jesters decided skullfucks weren't enough. They grimly killed time brewing ale.

Suddenly, Sloth got angered when Jerusalem exploded, so he rained down glue-on fingernails. This displeased Zeus greatly. He summoned Hades, like an angry titan. Cereberus growled "Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida" forever! and caused Sloth to cry.

Eventually, ICBM's were launched at OJ Simpson because dyslexic children tapdance. Soon, flatulence expelled Pauly Shore into space. Eventually, he landed on Phobos and immediately transformed into Nibiru's slave. Then, Shadow20 created awesome chatter amongst paparazzi infestations using her feminine wiles.

Verbalsniper psionically communicated obscene imagery, outraging Stephen Harper, who immediately wept. He ordered pizzas for iwarrior and hekaloth, laced with absynthe and arsenic. Stupidly, Harper began immolating Ralph Klein, causing pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosi in a dude whose colon was already perforated. Alas, Harper was fucking rabbits with novelty corkscrews.

Someday alien scientists will invent technology that deciphers foreign cuisine. Then Deicide went totally nuts and destroyed Krypton. Suddenly Jenna Jameson sponsored April's didgeridoo and Weezer's balls. However, April was enraged and strangely aroused. Alaska is seceding because tides have undergone Canadianization and enraged April again. She furiously exterminated Arnold with acid.

Eventually Necromancer returned gayer than Jodie Foster gyrating on verbalsniper's cock-erspaniel. Africans rampaged anally amongst twenty throbbing walruses while hauntedbymirrors shocked everyone by swallowing Europe - the band - which nevertheless continued to screw iraqis over. These altercations fueled global tribadism embraced by Amazons who believe that Scientology will touch children inappropriately. Scientologists stupidly urinated on Tom Cruise, who lost his shoes. John Travolta suckles on Fatal if Swallowed's banana tits, voraciously because it's nutritious. Once assassinated, Lincoln and Kennedy conspired because they wished vengeance upon J. Edgar Hoover because their undergarments were too girly.

Suddenly, Jim Carrey intervened, shooting lasers maniacally at Lindsey Lohan because she wore a Napalm Death shirt but couldn't figure out how to headbang. Instead, she snorted buttholes through hell as fast neutrons bombarded inside her pulsating uterus. Seismic waves originating from the fetus incubating inside Lindsey demolished Manowar. This lead pipe smashed Rodney's foot, causing Mastodon to massively inseminate nunneries worldwide.

Robots enjoy destroying Robofist's mighty sword Testiculus immensely, but dislike his epic beard. However, howler monkeys love facial hair. They eagerly fingered Adam Sandler while chewing tobacco, spitting out pieces at GG Allin because Americans smeared cheese upon the throne of BEAST.

Spooge-tastic little prostitots saw terrible visions of \m/.Mike.\m/ tormenting Montreal by sabotaging Caesar's salad cleverly with mooseticles and icecream flavoured lubricant.

Hobosapiens created Life-like Doughnuts that hopped trains to Africa and Mongolia, pillaging townsfolk and raping oil-derricks. Suddenly, Asterix exploded with rage, Obelisk cried hard while sucking lollipops. Then, grim pussycats farted on pillows infested with badgers. Trolls cumguzzled while we hoped that Ronnie James Dio would finally release Ozzy from Sharon's tyranny. The trolls also tea bagged Tyrannorabbit while Egypt reclaimed neighbouring Hamunaptra only to find mummies and scarabs stealing burritos for lunch.

Gynecologists observed rotten sandwiches that smelled like dead... sandwiches... but they were sea-kittens, and they slaughtered them with pickaxes. Webbed-gooch grandma cousin ma sister auntie said, "Always put Crisco inside you when you feel the first contraction, followed by some vaseline." Consequently, doctors agree that this method is wise

Every time this happens, the baby just looks like an ugly Pterasaur. Scientists believe that febreeze can cure cancer because gingerbread and febreeze mixed can recreate stem-cell RNA. However it causes anal leakage continuously when mixed with alcohol. If open flame frolics, cautionary sarcoidosis usually results in deflagration.

Fat Bastard sharted rosebuds, followed by ubiquitous penguins marching excitedly towards Armageddon. They arose to wage bloody war upon America, citing discrimination against albino sheep because The Grand Wizard explained how either penguins or donkeys would rule the world. Suddenly, from Ostfriesland, Freakazoid flew quickly into pudding splattering Obama with extra-fruity man-yogurt, consuming everything within Belgium before choking on Luxembourg. Reverse peristalsys occurs as a precursor to reptilian mating, particularly during the seasonal yodelling competition. Counteracting this is stupid. Scientists discovered vomit particles in Victoria's hair. They gently brushed aside these particles only to discover antennae protruding from her forehead for miles! A giant blancmange appeared, freaking out all over the Wimbledon tournament because Maria Sharapova stole someone's burger, and pantsed Elizabeth Berkley because Showgirls danced maniacly around scotch bottles.

Leprechauns emerged. Faeries battled trolls for KFC chicken offal discharge because tangerine juice lags behind platypus' excrement.

Maury declared war against midgets with hermaphroditical characteristics. They retaliated by flinging butt-plugs throughout Disneyland. Although Connie Chung objected because she was menstruating. Gary Gygax jacked off to pictures of Miller because he thought it was a chick with balls. It was around this time that Miller admitted to having a sex change operation.

Soon, the USS Eisenhower carrier battle group deployed to stop pirate metal. However Verbalsniper fought Daemonica relentlessly because scotch was becoming scarce. They both agreed vodka went been shitty and stopped fighting. This allowed the carrier to attack poseurs like Sean Avery and Joaquin Phoenix. They immediately dropped a laser-guided Roseanne Barr into battle, releasing mustard gas when she burst. The UN deployed Angelina Jolie who simply adopted ethiopians, pausing UFC because panda's danced the Charleston on Ron Gracie's head.

Mythbuster's tested exploding leprechauns and found gold, frankincense, myrrh, and Nosferatu inside their Leprechaun eggs. They decided to try again with Daemonica's thread. But they couldn't create enough insulin to counteract the immense coagulated mass of poutine that was clogging the inside of Asian Thunder's rectum. Doctors had to surgically alter his prostrate gland because it became self-aware, and vowed to seek revenge against The Proctor and Gamble Corporation. They had spread herpes throughout the Levant using the underwear of Brad Pitt and Derek Jeter. However, as Angelina Jolie adopted yet another super-assassin persona and attempted to actually fight mercenaries in Egypt, she ended up being passed around their camp in lieu of payment. This caused Jennifer Aniston to become enraged with jealously. She thought Brad would now break his promise to lick the bukkake drippings off of her ass.

It was around this time that Osama bin Laden bombed the Smurf Village. Papa Smurf was furious and grill-fucked McCain, NVA-style, then Smurfette pegged Rabbi Smurf rabidly, for reasons beyond comprehension. Suddenly, Hendrix smoked 1450 joints in a row, causing him to vomit on Janis Joplin's vasectomy fnord when it emitted a foul pulsating sound. Lord Byron was disturbed, and ordered an Absinthe smoothie with a dollop of sour cream.

Fists flew at Octomom because people wanted to check the theory that she was a clone of Angelina Jolie. Eventually, after much pummelling, they decided that she was no longer able to breed. The world breathed a sigh of relief and continued life as normal... which is to say, it collapsed the big top and destroyed Crimson Glory. Sometimes I enjoy. Heterosexual Megatron nerds drank Jager, then disemboweled Puff Daddy for molesting the memory of Biggie Smalls.

TuPac laughed, until reptiles ran off with alabastard to Azkaban-anarama, a creepy new dance music band, which alcohol seems to make worse. Pontius Pilate agreed to battle Jesus for ultimate Caesar's Salad recipes, so they competed on Iron Chef and fought for jalapeno-flavored yogurt.

Jim Duggan roared in agony as Ren violated Stimpy's stamp collection. He ignorantly

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Once Firefarter sucked his left bedpost until giraffes marched through congress. Someday looking for his yoghurt-tasting Bangladeshi, yellow umbrella shoved inside Madonna's sweet book-shelf. Afterwards, blood fountains began squirting all platypus boobs and octopus memorabilia.

Maybe potatoes scrutinizing falafel makers about their longer toe fungus will encourage proliferation, doubtful. Immigration overseas exists? Horror stories suck courage and ejaculate POWER all over his white chin. Angrily Cockweasel MacGroin said "Stop reading hysterectomy manuals, it's inflaming my nostrils." "Fuck!", Napalm in Dubai makes llamas angry. Calamities multiply personalities via Protag. Evil scabies are non-curable. Orangutans cry when W rapes himself. Witness the uprising pants. Nobody wins. Experience fails to make feet taste licorice-like.

Animal drums sound lame to dumbasses like Tarzan. Squirrels intensify powers cthrough rectal gratification. Jager fucks thirst royally. Toxic Mosh pits usually aren't moderated. What PAIN! Enjoyment comes orgasmically!

Children salivate double scoop ice cream. Zebras mate obliviously while monkeys hug. Pirates breed furiously though. When embarking on people, remember anal lube. Eschatology experts claim masturbation causes retardation. Monkeys happily inject cooking oil to avoid lice infestations. Luckily Batman shoved Robin anally.

Suddenly William slaughtered Cronenberg with a spatula that scooped turquoise baby corpses directly through Latoya's void. Miraculously Spiderman can shoot bananas outta his forehead. Professor Xavier once swallowed kaopectate mixed thoroughly with nails.

Cocknuts are tempting yet smelly. Caligula repented after digesting Spaghetti-Os. Suddenly, Jesus appeared and made soup. why? Transubstantiation. Then, Steven Seagal grinfucked Condoleezza Rice while singing "Crystal Mountain." Afterwards, Jimmy videotaped himself nerding-out. Then, zombies molested skulls.

Upon reflection, Jesters decided skullfucks weren't enough. They grimly killed time brewing ale.

Suddenly, Sloth got angered when Jerusalem exploded, so he rained down glue-on fingernails. This displeased Zeus greatly. He summoned Hades, like an angry titan. Cereberus growled "Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida" forever! and caused Sloth to cry.

Eventually, ICBM's were launched at OJ Simpson because dyslexic children tapdance. Soon, flatulence expelled Pauly Shore into space. Eventually, he landed on Phobos and immediately transformed into Nibiru's slave. Then, Shadow20 created awesome chatter amongst paparazzi infestations using her feminine wiles.

Verbalsniper psionically communicated obscene imagery, outraging Stephen Harper, who immediately wept. He ordered pizzas for iwarrior and hekaloth, laced with absynthe and arsenic. Stupidly, Harper began immolating Ralph Klein, causing pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosi in a dude whose colon was already perforated. Alas, Harper was fucking rabbits with novelty corkscrews.

Someday alien scientists will invent technology that deciphers foreign cuisine. Then Deicide went totally nuts and destroyed Krypton. Suddenly Jenna Jameson sponsored April's didgeridoo and Weezer's balls. However, April was enraged and strangely aroused. Alaska is seceding because tides have undergone Canadianization and enraged April again. She furiously exterminated Arnold with acid.

Eventually Necromancer returned gayer than Jodie Foster gyrating on verbalsniper's cock-erspaniel. Africans rampaged anally amongst twenty throbbing walruses while hauntedbymirrors shocked everyone by swallowing Europe - the band - which nevertheless continued to screw iraqis over. These altercations fueled global tribadism embraced by Amazons who believe that Scientology will touch children inappropriately. Scientologists stupidly urinated on Tom Cruise, who lost his shoes. John Travolta suckles on Fatal if Swallowed's banana tits, voraciously because it's nutritious. Once assassinated, Lincoln and Kennedy conspired because they wished vengeance upon J. Edgar Hoover because their undergarments were too girly.

Suddenly, Jim Carrey intervened, shooting lasers maniacally at Lindsey Lohan because she wore a Napalm Death shirt but couldn't figure out how to headbang. Instead, she snorted buttholes through hell as fast neutrons bombarded inside her pulsating uterus. Seismic waves originating from the fetus incubating inside Lindsey demolished Manowar. This lead pipe smashed Rodney's foot, causing Mastodon to massively inseminate nunneries worldwide.

Robots enjoy destroying Robofist's mighty sword Testiculus immensely, but dislike his epic beard. However, howler monkeys love facial hair. They eagerly fingered Adam Sandler while chewing tobacco, spitting out pieces at GG Allin because Americans smeared cheese upon the throne of BEAST.

Spooge-tastic little prostitots saw terrible visions of \m/.Mike.\m/ tormenting Montreal by sabotaging Caesar's salad cleverly with mooseticles and icecream flavoured lubricant.

Hobosapiens created Life-like Doughnuts that hopped trains to Africa and Mongolia, pillaging townsfolk and raping oil-derricks. Suddenly, Asterix exploded with rage, Obelisk cried hard while sucking lollipops. Then, grim pussycats farted on pillows infested with badgers. Trolls cumguzzled while we hoped that Ronnie James Dio would finally release Ozzy from Sharon's tyranny. The trolls also tea bagged Tyrannorabbit while Egypt reclaimed neighbouring Hamunaptra only to find mummies and scarabs stealing burritos for lunch.

Gynecologists observed rotten sandwiches that smelled like dead... sandwiches... but they were sea-kittens, and they slaughtered them with pickaxes. Webbed-gooch grandma cousin ma sister auntie said, "Always put Crisco inside you when you feel the first contraction, followed by some vaseline." Consequently, doctors agree that this method is wise

Every time this happens, the baby just looks like an ugly Pterasaur. Scientists believe that febreeze can cure cancer because gingerbread and febreeze mixed can recreate stem-cell RNA. However it causes anal leakage continuously when mixed with alcohol. If open flame frolics, cautionary sarcoidosis usually results in deflagration.

Fat Bastard sharted rosebuds, followed by ubiquitous penguins marching excitedly towards Armageddon. They arose to wage bloody war upon America, citing discrimination against albino sheep because The Grand Wizard explained how either penguins or donkeys would rule the world. Suddenly, from Ostfriesland, Freakazoid flew quickly into pudding splattering Obama with extra-fruity man-yogurt, consuming everything within Belgium before choking on Luxembourg. Reverse peristalsys occurs as a precursor to reptilian mating, particularly during the seasonal yodelling competition. Counteracting this is stupid. Scientists discovered vomit particles in Victoria's hair. They gently brushed aside these particles only to discover antennae protruding from her forehead for miles! A giant blancmange appeared, freaking out all over the Wimbledon tournament because Maria Sharapova stole someone's burger, and pantsed Elizabeth Berkley because Showgirls danced maniacly around scotch bottles.

Leprechauns emerged. Faeries battled trolls for KFC chicken offal discharge because tangerine juice lags behind platypus' excrement.

Maury declared war against midgets with hermaphroditical characteristics. They retaliated by flinging butt-plugs throughout Disneyland. Although Connie Chung objected because she was menstruating. Gary Gygax jacked off to pictures of Miller because he thought it was a chick with balls. It was around this time that Miller admitted to having a sex change operation.

Soon, the USS Eisenhower carrier battle group deployed to stop pirate metal. However Verbalsniper fought Daemonica relentlessly because scotch was becoming scarce. They both agreed vodka went been shitty and stopped fighting. This allowed the carrier to attack poseurs like Sean Avery and Joaquin Phoenix. They immediately dropped a laser-guided Roseanne Barr into battle, releasing mustard gas when she burst. The UN deployed Angelina Jolie who simply adopted ethiopians, pausing UFC because panda's danced the Charleston on Ron Gracie's head.

Mythbuster's tested exploding leprechauns and found gold, frankincense, myrrh, and Nosferatu inside their Leprechaun eggs. They decided to try again with Daemonica's thread. But they couldn't create enough insulin to counteract the immense coagulated mass of poutine that was clogging the inside of Asian Thunder's rectum. Doctors had to surgically alter his prostrate gland because it became self-aware, and vowed to seek revenge against The Proctor and Gamble Corporation. They had spread herpes throughout the Levant using the underwear of Brad Pitt and Derek Jeter. However, as Angelina Jolie adopted yet another super-assassin persona and attempted to actually fight mercenaries in Egypt, she ended up being passed around their camp in lieu of payment. This caused Jennifer Aniston to become enraged with jealously. She thought Brad would now break his promise to lick the bukkake drippings off of her ass.

It was around this time that Osama bin Laden bombed the Smurf Village. Papa Smurf was furious and grill-fucked McCain, NVA-style, then Smurfette pegged Rabbi Smurf rabidly, for reasons beyond comprehension. Suddenly, Hendrix smoked 1450 joints in a row, causing him to vomit on Janis Joplin's vasectomy fnord when it emitted a foul pulsating sound. Lord Byron was disturbed, and ordered an Absinthe smoothie with a dollop of sour cream.

Fists flew at Octomom because people wanted to check the theory that she was a clone of Angelina Jolie. Eventually, after much pummelling, they decided that she was no longer able to breed. The world breathed a sigh of relief and continued life as normal... which is to say, it collapsed the big top and destroyed Crimson Glory. Sometimes I enjoy. Heterosexual Megatron nerds drank Jager, then disemboweled Puff Daddy for molesting the memory of Biggie Smalls.

TuPac laughed, until reptiles ran off with alabastard to Azkaban-anarama, a creepy new dance music band, which alcohol seems to make worse. Pontius Pilate agreed to battle Jesus for ultimate Caesar's Salad recipes, so they competed on Iron Chef and fought for jalapeno-flavored yogurt.

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Once Firefarter sucked his left bedpost until giraffes marched through congress. Someday looking for his yoghurt-tasting Bangladeshi, yellow umbrella shoved inside Madonna's sweet book-shelf. Afterwards, blood fountains began squirting all platypus boobs and octopus memorabilia.

Maybe potatoes scrutinizing falafel makers about their longer toe fungus will encourage proliferation, doubtful. Immigration overseas exists? Horror stories suck courage and ejaculate POWER all over his white chin. Angrily Cockweasel MacGroin said "Stop reading hysterectomy manuals, it's inflaming my nostrils." "Fuck!", Napalm in Dubai makes llamas angry. Calamities multiply personalities via Protag. Evil scabies are non-curable. Orangutans cry when W rapes himself. Witness the uprising pants. Nobody wins. Experience fails to make feet taste licorice-like.

Animal drums sound lame to dumbasses like Tarzan. Squirrels intensify powers cthrough rectal gratification. Jager fucks thirst royally. Toxic Mosh pits usually aren't moderated. What PAIN! Enjoyment comes orgasmically!

Children salivate double scoop ice cream. Zebras mate obliviously while monkeys hug. Pirates breed furiously though. When embarking on people, remember anal lube. Eschatology experts claim masturbation causes retardation. Monkeys happily inject cooking oil to avoid lice infestations. Luckily Batman shoved Robin anally.

Suddenly William slaughtered Cronenberg with a spatula that scooped turquoise baby corpses directly through Latoya's void. Miraculously Spiderman can shoot bananas outta his forehead. Professor Xavier once swallowed kaopectate mixed thoroughly with nails.

Cocknuts are tempting yet smelly. Caligula repented after digesting Spaghetti-Os. Suddenly, Jesus appeared and made soup. why? Transubstantiation. Then, Steven Seagal grinfucked Condoleezza Rice while singing "Crystal Mountain." Afterwards, Jimmy videotaped himself nerding-out. Then, zombies molested skulls.

Upon reflection, Jesters decided skullfucks weren't enough. They grimly killed time brewing ale.

Suddenly, Sloth got angered when Jerusalem exploded, so he rained down glue-on fingernails. This displeased Zeus greatly. He summoned Hades, like an angry titan. Cereberus growled "Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida" forever! and caused Sloth to cry.

Eventually, ICBM's were launched at OJ Simpson because dyslexic children tapdance. Soon, flatulence expelled Pauly Shore into space. Eventually, he landed on Phobos and immediately transformed into Nibiru's slave. Then, Shadow20 created awesome chatter amongst paparazzi infestations using her feminine wiles.

Verbalsniper psionically communicated obscene imagery, outraging Stephen Harper, who immediately wept. He ordered pizzas for iwarrior and hekaloth, laced with absynthe and arsenic. Stupidly, Harper began immolating Ralph Klein, causing pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosi in a dude whose colon was already perforated. Alas, Harper was fucking rabbits with novelty corkscrews.

Someday alien scientists will invent technology that deciphers foreign cuisine. Then Deicide went totally nuts and destroyed Krypton. Suddenly Jenna Jameson sponsored April's didgeridoo and Weezer's balls. However, April was enraged and strangely aroused. Alaska is seceding because tides have undergone Canadianization and enraged April again. She furiously exterminated Arnold with acid.

Eventually Necromancer returned gayer than Jodie Foster gyrating on verbalsniper's cock-erspaniel. Africans rampaged anally amongst twenty throbbing walruses while hauntedbymirrors shocked everyone by swallowing Europe - the band - which nevertheless continued to screw iraqis over. These altercations fueled global tribadism embraced by Amazons who believe that Scientology will touch children inappropriately. Scientologists stupidly urinated on Tom Cruise, who lost his shoes. John Travolta suckles on Fatal if Swallowed's banana tits, voraciously because it's nutritious. Once assassinated, Lincoln and Kennedy conspired because they wished vengeance upon J. Edgar Hoover because their undergarments were too girly.

Suddenly, Jim Carrey intervened, shooting lasers maniacally at Lindsey Lohan because she wore a Napalm Death shirt but couldn't figure out how to headbang. Instead, she snorted buttholes through hell as fast neutrons bombarded inside her pulsating uterus. Seismic waves originating from the fetus incubating inside Lindsey demolished Manowar. This lead pipe smashed Rodney's foot, causing Mastodon to massively inseminate nunneries worldwide.

Robots enjoy destroying Robofist's mighty sword Testiculus immensely, but dislike his epic beard. However, howler monkeys love facial hair. They eagerly fingered Adam Sandler while chewing tobacco, spitting out pieces at GG Allin because Americans smeared cheese upon the throne of BEAST.

Spooge-tastic little prostitots saw terrible visions of \m/.Mike.\m/ tormenting Montreal by sabotaging Caesar's salad cleverly with mooseticles and icecream flavoured lubricant.

Hobosapiens created Life-like Doughnuts that hopped trains to Africa and Mongolia, pillaging townsfolk and raping oil-derricks. Suddenly, Asterix exploded with rage, Obelisk cried hard while sucking lollipops. Then, grim pussycats farted on pillows infested with badgers. Trolls cumguzzled while we hoped that Ronnie James Dio would finally release Ozzy from Sharon's tyranny. The trolls also tea bagged Tyrannorabbit while Egypt reclaimed neighbouring Hamunaptra only to find mummies and scarabs stealing burritos for lunch.

Gynecologists observed rotten sandwiches that smelled like dead... sandwiches... but they were sea-kittens, and they slaughtered them with pickaxes. Webbed-gooch grandma cousin ma sister auntie said, "Always put Crisco inside you when you feel the first contraction, followed by some vaseline." Consequently, doctors agree that this method is wise

Every time this happens, the baby just looks like an ugly Pterasaur. Scientists believe that febreeze can cure cancer because gingerbread and febreeze mixed can recreate stem-cell RNA. However it causes anal leakage continuously when mixed with alcohol. If open flame frolics, cautionary sarcoidosis usually results in deflagration.

Fat Bastard sharted rosebuds, followed by ubiquitous penguins marching excitedly towards Armageddon. They arose to wage bloody war upon America, citing discrimination against albino sheep because The Grand Wizard explained how either penguins or donkeys would rule the world. Suddenly, from Ostfriesland, Freakazoid flew quickly into pudding splattering Obama with extra-fruity man-yogurt, consuming everything within Belgium before choking on Luxembourg. Reverse peristalsys occurs as a precursor to reptilian mating, particularly during the seasonal yodelling competition. Counteracting this is stupid. Scientists discovered vomit particles in Victoria's hair. They gently brushed aside these particles only to discover antennae protruding from her forehead for miles! A giant blancmange appeared, freaking out all over the Wimbledon tournament because Maria Sharapova stole someone's burger, and pantsed Elizabeth Berkley because Showgirls danced maniacly around scotch bottles.

Leprechauns emerged. Faeries battled trolls for KFC chicken offal discharge because tangerine juice lags behind platypus' excrement.

Maury declared war against midgets with hermaphroditical characteristics. They retaliated by flinging butt-plugs throughout Disneyland. Although Connie Chung objected because she was menstruating. Gary Gygax jacked off to pictures of Miller because he thought it was a chick with balls. It was around this time that Miller admitted to having a sex change operation.

Soon, the USS Eisenhower carrier battle group deployed to stop pirate metal. However Verbalsniper fought Daemonica relentlessly because scotch was becoming scarce. They both agreed vodka went been shitty and stopped fighting. This allowed the carrier to attack poseurs like Sean Avery and Joaquin Phoenix. They immediately dropped a laser-guided Roseanne Barr into battle, releasing mustard gas when she burst. The UN deployed Angelina Jolie who simply adopted ethiopians, pausing UFC because panda's danced the Charleston on Ron Gracie's head.

Mythbuster's tested exploding leprechauns and found gold, frankincense, myrrh, and Nosferatu inside their Leprechaun eggs. They decided to try again with Daemonica's thread. But they couldn't create enough insulin to counteract the immense coagulated mass of poutine that was clogging the inside of Asian Thunder's rectum. Doctors had to surgically alter his prostrate gland because it became self-aware, and vowed to seek revenge against The Proctor and Gamble Corporation. They had spread herpes throughout the Levant using the underwear of Brad Pitt and Derek Jeter. However, as Angelina Jolie adopted yet another super-assassin persona and attempted to actually fight mercenaries in Egypt, she ended up being passed around their camp in lieu of payment. This caused Jennifer Aniston to become enraged with jealously. She thought Brad would now break his promise to lick the bukkake drippings off of her ass.

It was around this time that Osama bin Laden bombed the Smurf Village. Papa Smurf was furious and grill-fucked McCain, NVA-style, then Smurfette pegged Rabbi Smurf rabidly, for reasons beyond comprehension. Suddenly, Hendrix smoked 1450 joints in a row, causing him to vomit on Janis Joplin's vasectomy fnord when it emitted a foul pulsating sound. Lord Byron was disturbed, and ordered an Absinthe smoothie with a dollop of sour cream.

Fists flew at Octomom because people wanted to check the theory that she was a clone of Angelina Jolie. Eventually, after much pummelling, they decided that she was no longer able to breed. The world breathed a sigh of relief and continued life as normal... which is to say, it collapsed the big top and destroyed Crimson Glory. Sometimes I enjoy. Heterosexual Megatron nerds drank Jager, then disemboweled Puff Daddy for molesting the memory of Biggie Smalls.

TuPac laughed, until reptiles ran off with alabastard to Azkaban-anarama, a creepy new dance music band, which alcohol seems to make worse. Pontius Pilate agreed to battle Jesus for ultimate Caesar's Salad recipes, so they competed on Iron Chef and fought for jalapeno-flavored yogurt.

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Once Firefarter sucked his left bedpost until giraffes marched through congress. Someday looking for his yoghurt-tasting Bangladeshi, yellow umbrella shoved inside Madonna's sweet book-shelf. Afterwards, blood fountains began squirting all platypus boobs and octopus memorabilia.

Maybe potatoes scrutinizing falafel makers about their longer toe fungus will encourage proliferation, doubtful. Immigration overseas exists? Horror stories suck courage and ejaculate POWER all over his white chin. Angrily Cockweasel MacGroin said "Stop reading hysterectomy manuals, it's inflaming my nostrils." "Fuck!", Napalm in Dubai makes llamas angry. Calamities multiply personalities via Protag. Evil scabies are non-curable. Orangutans cry when W rapes himself. Witness the uprising pants. Nobody wins. Experience fails to make feet taste licorice-like.

Animal drums sound lame to dumbasses like Tarzan. Squirrels intensify powers cthrough rectal gratification. Jager fucks thirst royally. Toxic Mosh pits usually aren't moderated. What PAIN! Enjoyment comes orgasmically!

Children salivate double scoop ice cream. Zebras mate obliviously while monkeys hug. Pirates breed furiously though. When embarking on people, remember anal lube. Eschatology experts claim masturbation causes retardation. Monkeys happily inject cooking oil to avoid lice infestations. Luckily Batman shoved Robin anally.

Suddenly William slaughtered Cronenberg with a spatula that scooped turquoise baby corpses directly through Latoya's void. Miraculously Spiderman can shoot bananas outta his forehead. Professor Xavier once swallowed kaopectate mixed thoroughly with nails.

Cocknuts are tempting yet smelly. Caligula repented after digesting Spaghetti-Os. Suddenly, Jesus appeared and made soup. why? Transubstantiation. Then, Steven Seagal grinfucked Condoleezza Rice while singing "Crystal Mountain." Afterwards, Jimmy videotaped himself nerding-out. Then, zombies molested skulls.

Upon reflection, Jesters decided skullfucks weren't enough. They grimly killed time brewing ale.

Suddenly, Sloth got angered when Jerusalem exploded, so he rained down glue-on fingernails. This displeased Zeus greatly. He summoned Hades, like an angry titan. Cereberus growled "Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida" forever! and caused Sloth to cry.

Eventually, ICBM's were launched at OJ Simpson because dyslexic children tapdance. Soon, flatulence expelled Pauly Shore into space. Eventually, he landed on Phobos and immediately transformed into Nibiru's slave. Then, Shadow20 created awesome chatter amongst paparazzi infestations using her feminine wiles.

Verbalsniper psionically communicated obscene imagery, outraging Stephen Harper, who immediately wept. He ordered pizzas for iwarrior and hekaloth, laced with absynthe and arsenic. Stupidly, Harper began immolating Ralph Klein, causing pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosi in a dude whose colon was already perforated. Alas, Harper was fucking rabbits with novelty corkscrews.

Someday alien scientists will invent technology that deciphers foreign cuisine. Then Deicide went totally nuts and destroyed Krypton. Suddenly Jenna Jameson sponsored April's didgeridoo and Weezer's balls. However, April was enraged and strangely aroused. Alaska is seceding because tides have undergone Canadianization and enraged April again. She furiously exterminated Arnold with acid.

Eventually Necromancer returned gayer than Jodie Foster gyrating on verbalsniper's cock-erspaniel. Africans rampaged anally amongst twenty throbbing walruses while hauntedbymirrors shocked everyone by swallowing Europe - the band - which nevertheless continued to screw iraqis over. These altercations fueled global tribadism embraced by Amazons who believe that Scientology will touch children inappropriately. Scientologists stupidly urinated on Tom Cruise, who lost his shoes. John Travolta suckles on Fatal if Swallowed's banana tits, voraciously because it's nutritious. Once assassinated, Lincoln and Kennedy conspired because they wished vengeance upon J. Edgar Hoover because their undergarments were too girly.

Suddenly, Jim Carrey intervened, shooting lasers maniacally at Lindsey Lohan because she wore a Napalm Death shirt but couldn't figure out how to headbang. Instead, she snorted buttholes through hell as fast neutrons bombarded inside her pulsating uterus. Seismic waves originating from the fetus incubating inside Lindsey demolished Manowar. This lead pipe smashed Rodney's foot, causing Mastodon to massively inseminate nunneries worldwide.

Robots enjoy destroying Robofist's mighty sword Testiculus immensely, but dislike his epic beard. However, howler monkeys love facial hair. They eagerly fingered Adam Sandler while chewing tobacco, spitting out pieces at GG Allin because Americans smeared cheese upon the throne of BEAST.

Spooge-tastic little prostitots saw terrible visions of \m/.Mike.\m/ tormenting Montreal by sabotaging Caesar's salad cleverly with mooseticles and icecream flavoured lubricant.

Hobosapiens created Life-like Doughnuts that hopped trains to Africa and Mongolia, pillaging townsfolk and raping oil-derricks. Suddenly, Asterix exploded with rage, Obelisk cried hard while sucking lollipops. Then, grim pussycats farted on pillows infested with badgers. Trolls cumguzzled while we hoped that Ronnie James Dio would finally release Ozzy from Sharon's tyranny. The trolls also tea bagged Tyrannorabbit while Egypt reclaimed neighbouring Hamunaptra only to find mummies and scarabs stealing burritos for lunch.

Gynecologists observed rotten sandwiches that smelled like dead... sandwiches... but they were sea-kittens, and they slaughtered them with pickaxes. Webbed-gooch grandma cousin ma sister auntie said, "Always put Crisco inside you when you feel the first contraction, followed by some vaseline." Consequently, doctors agree that this method is wise

Every time this happens, the baby just looks like an ugly Pterasaur. Scientists believe that febreeze can cure cancer because gingerbread and febreeze mixed can recreate stem-cell RNA. However it causes anal leakage continuously when mixed with alcohol. If open flame frolics, cautionary sarcoidosis usually results in deflagration.

Fat Bastard sharted rosebuds, followed by ubiquitous penguins marching excitedly towards Armageddon. They arose to wage bloody war upon America, citing discrimination against albino sheep because The Grand Wizard explained how either penguins or donkeys would rule the world. Suddenly, from Ostfriesland, Freakazoid flew quickly into pudding splattering Obama with extra-fruity man-yogurt, consuming everything within Belgium before choking on Luxembourg. Reverse peristalsys occurs as a precursor to reptilian mating, particularly during the seasonal yodelling competition. Counteracting this is stupid. Scientists discovered vomit particles in Victoria's hair. They gently brushed aside these particles only to discover antennae protruding from her forehead for miles! A giant blancmange appeared, freaking out all over the Wimbledon tournament because Maria Sharapova stole someone's burger, and pantsed Elizabeth Berkley because Showgirls danced maniacly around scotch bottles.

Leprechauns emerged. Faeries battled trolls for KFC chicken offal discharge because tangerine juice lags behind platypus' excrement.

Maury declared war against midgets with hermaphroditical characteristics. They retaliated by flinging butt-plugs throughout Disneyland. Although Connie Chung objected because she was menstruating. Gary Gygax jacked off to pictures of Miller because he thought it was a chick with balls. It was around this time that Miller admitted to having a sex change operation.

Soon, the USS Eisenhower carrier battle group deployed to stop pirate metal. However Verbalsniper fought Daemonica relentlessly because scotch was becoming scarce. They both agreed vodka went been shitty and stopped fighting. This allowed the carrier to attack poseurs like Sean Avery and Joaquin Phoenix. They immediately dropped a laser-guided Roseanne Barr into battle, releasing mustard gas when she burst. The UN deployed Angelina Jolie who simply adopted ethiopians, pausing UFC because panda's danced the Charleston on Ron Gracie's head.

Mythbuster's tested exploding leprechauns and found gold, frankincense, myrrh, and Nosferatu inside their Leprechaun eggs. They decided to try again with Daemonica's thread. But they couldn't create enough insulin to counteract the immense coagulated mass of poutine that was clogging the inside of Asian Thunder's rectum. Doctors had to surgically alter his prostrate gland because it became self-aware, and vowed to seek revenge against The Proctor and Gamble Corporation. They had spread herpes throughout the Levant using the underwear of Brad Pitt and Derek Jeter. However, as Angelina Jolie adopted yet another super-assassin persona and attempted to actually fight mercenaries in Egypt, she ended up being passed around their camp in lieu of payment. This caused Jennifer Aniston to become enraged with jealously. She thought Brad would now break his promise to lick the bukkake drippings off of her ass.

It was around this time that Osama bin Laden bombed the Smurf Village. Papa Smurf was furious and grill-fucked McCain, NVA-style, then Smurfette pegged Rabbi Smurf rabidly, for reasons beyond comprehension. Suddenly, Hendrix smoked 1450 joints in a row, causing him to vomit on Janis Joplin's vasectomy fnord when it emitted a foul pulsating sound. Lord Byron was disturbed, and ordered an Absinthe smoothie with a dollop of sour cream.

Fists flew at Octomom because people wanted to check the theory that she was a clone of Angelina Jolie. Eventually, after much pummelling, they decided that she was no longer able to breed. The world breathed a sigh of relief and continued life as normal... which is to say, it collapsed the big top and destroyed Crimson Glory. Sometimes I enjoy. Heterosexual Megatron nerds drank Jager, then disemboweled Puff Daddy for molesting the memory of Biggie Smalls.

TuPac laughed, until reptiles ran off with alabastard to Azkaban-anarama, a creepy new dance music band, which alcohol seems to make worse. Pontius Pilate agreed to battle Jesus for ultimate Caesar's Salad recipes, so they competed on Iron Chef and fought for jalapeno-flavored yogurt.

Jim Duggan roared in agony as Ren violated Stimpy's stamp collection. He ignorantly licked all of the stamps and stuck them onto

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Once Firefarter sucked his left bedpost until giraffes marched through congress. Someday looking for his yoghurt-tasting Bangladeshi, yellow umbrella shoved inside Madonna's sweet book-shelf. Afterwards, blood fountains began squirting all platypus boobs and octopus memorabilia.

Maybe potatoes scrutinizing falafel makers about their longer toe fungus will encourage proliferation, doubtful. Immigration overseas exists? Horror stories suck courage and ejaculate POWER all over his white chin. Angrily Cockweasel MacGroin said "Stop reading hysterectomy manuals, it's inflaming my nostrils." "Fuck!", Napalm in Dubai makes llamas angry. Calamities multiply personalities via Protag. Evil scabies are non-curable. Orangutans cry when W rapes himself. Witness the uprising pants. Nobody wins. Experience fails to make feet taste licorice-like.

Animal drums sound lame to dumbasses like Tarzan. Squirrels intensify powers cthrough rectal gratification. Jager fucks thirst royally. Toxic Mosh pits usually aren't moderated. What PAIN! Enjoyment comes orgasmically!

Children salivate double scoop ice cream. Zebras mate obliviously while monkeys hug. Pirates breed furiously though. When embarking on people, remember anal lube. Eschatology experts claim masturbation causes retardation. Monkeys happily inject cooking oil to avoid lice infestations. Luckily Batman shoved Robin anally.

Suddenly William slaughtered Cronenberg with a spatula that scooped turquoise baby corpses directly through Latoya's void. Miraculously Spiderman can shoot bananas outta his forehead. Professor Xavier once swallowed kaopectate mixed thoroughly with nails.

Cocknuts are tempting yet smelly. Caligula repented after digesting Spaghetti-Os. Suddenly, Jesus appeared and made soup. why? Transubstantiation. Then, Steven Seagal grinfucked Condoleezza Rice while singing "Crystal Mountain." Afterwards, Jimmy videotaped himself nerding-out. Then, zombies molested skulls.

Upon reflection, Jesters decided skullfucks weren't enough. They grimly killed time brewing ale.

Suddenly, Sloth got angered when Jerusalem exploded, so he rained down glue-on fingernails. This displeased Zeus greatly. He summoned Hades, like an angry titan. Cereberus growled "Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida" forever! and caused Sloth to cry.

Eventually, ICBM's were launched at OJ Simpson because dyslexic children tapdance. Soon, flatulence expelled Pauly Shore into space. Eventually, he landed on Phobos and immediately transformed into Nibiru's slave. Then, Shadow20 created awesome chatter amongst paparazzi infestations using her feminine wiles.

Verbalsniper psionically communicated obscene imagery, outraging Stephen Harper, who immediately wept. He ordered pizzas for iwarrior and hekaloth, laced with absynthe and arsenic. Stupidly, Harper began immolating Ralph Klein, causing pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosi in a dude whose colon was already perforated. Alas, Harper was fucking rabbits with novelty corkscrews.

Someday alien scientists will invent technology that deciphers foreign cuisine. Then Deicide went totally nuts and destroyed Krypton. Suddenly Jenna Jameson sponsored April's didgeridoo and Weezer's balls. However, April was enraged and strangely aroused. Alaska is seceding because tides have undergone Canadianization and enraged April again. She furiously exterminated Arnold with acid.

Eventually Necromancer returned gayer than Jodie Foster gyrating on verbalsniper's cock-erspaniel. Africans rampaged anally amongst twenty throbbing walruses while hauntedbymirrors shocked everyone by swallowing Europe - the band - which nevertheless continued to screw iraqis over. These altercations fueled global tribadism embraced by Amazons who believe that Scientology will touch children inappropriately. Scientologists stupidly urinated on Tom Cruise, who lost his shoes. John Travolta suckles on Fatal if Swallowed's banana tits, voraciously because it's nutritious. Once assassinated, Lincoln and Kennedy conspired because they wished vengeance upon J. Edgar Hoover because their undergarments were too girly.

Suddenly, Jim Carrey intervened, shooting lasers maniacally at Lindsey Lohan because she wore a Napalm Death shirt but couldn't figure out how to headbang. Instead, she snorted buttholes through hell as fast neutrons bombarded inside her pulsating uterus. Seismic waves originating from the fetus incubating inside Lindsey demolished Manowar. This lead pipe smashed Rodney's foot, causing Mastodon to massively inseminate nunneries worldwide.

Robots enjoy destroying Robofist's mighty sword Testiculus immensely, but dislike his epic beard. However, howler monkeys love facial hair. They eagerly fingered Adam Sandler while chewing tobacco, spitting out pieces at GG Allin because Americans smeared cheese upon the throne of BEAST.

Spooge-tastic little prostitots saw terrible visions of \m/.Mike.\m/ tormenting Montreal by sabotaging Caesar's salad cleverly with mooseticles and icecream flavoured lubricant.

Hobosapiens created Life-like Doughnuts that hopped trains to Africa and Mongolia, pillaging townsfolk and raping oil-derricks. Suddenly, Asterix exploded with rage, Obelisk cried hard while sucking lollipops. Then, grim pussycats farted on pillows infested with badgers. Trolls cumguzzled while we hoped that Ronnie James Dio would finally release Ozzy from Sharon's tyranny. The trolls also tea bagged Tyrannorabbit while Egypt reclaimed neighbouring Hamunaptra only to find mummies and scarabs stealing burritos for lunch.

Gynecologists observed rotten sandwiches that smelled like dead... sandwiches... but they were sea-kittens, and they slaughtered them with pickaxes. Webbed-gooch grandma cousin ma sister auntie said, "Always put Crisco inside you when you feel the first contraction, followed by some vaseline." Consequently, doctors agree that this method is wise

Every time this happens, the baby just looks like an ugly Pterasaur. Scientists believe that febreeze can cure cancer because gingerbread and febreeze mixed can recreate stem-cell RNA. However it causes anal leakage continuously when mixed with alcohol. If open flame frolics, cautionary sarcoidosis usually results in deflagration.

Fat Bastard sharted rosebuds, followed by ubiquitous penguins marching excitedly towards Armageddon. They arose to wage bloody war upon America, citing discrimination against albino sheep because The Grand Wizard explained how either penguins or donkeys would rule the world. Suddenly, from Ostfriesland, Freakazoid flew quickly into pudding splattering Obama with extra-fruity man-yogurt, consuming everything within Belgium before choking on Luxembourg. Reverse peristalsys occurs as a precursor to reptilian mating, particularly during the seasonal yodelling competition. Counteracting this is stupid. Scientists discovered vomit particles in Victoria's hair. They gently brushed aside these particles only to discover antennae protruding from her forehead for miles! A giant blancmange appeared, freaking out all over the Wimbledon tournament because Maria Sharapova stole someone's burger, and pantsed Elizabeth Berkley because Showgirls danced maniacly around scotch bottles.

Leprechauns emerged. Faeries battled trolls for KFC chicken offal discharge because tangerine juice lags behind platypus' excrement.

Maury declared war against midgets with hermaphroditical characteristics. They retaliated by flinging butt-plugs throughout Disneyland. Although Connie Chung objected because she was menstruating. Gary Gygax jacked off to pictures of Miller because he thought it was a chick with balls. It was around this time that Miller admitted to having a sex change operation.

Soon, the USS Eisenhower carrier battle group deployed to stop pirate metal. However Verbalsniper fought Daemonica relentlessly because scotch was becoming scarce. They both agreed vodka went been shitty and stopped fighting. This allowed the carrier to attack poseurs like Sean Avery and Joaquin Phoenix. They immediately dropped a laser-guided Roseanne Barr into battle, releasing mustard gas when she burst. The UN deployed Angelina Jolie who simply adopted ethiopians, pausing UFC because panda's danced the Charleston on Ron Gracie's head.

Mythbuster's tested exploding leprechauns and found gold, frankincense, myrrh, and Nosferatu inside their Leprechaun eggs. They decided to try again with Daemonica's thread. But they couldn't create enough insulin to counteract the immense coagulated mass of poutine that was clogging the inside of Asian Thunder's rectum. Doctors had to surgically alter his prostrate gland because it became self-aware, and vowed to seek revenge against The Proctor and Gamble Corporation. They had spread herpes throughout the Levant using the underwear of Brad Pitt and Derek Jeter. However, as Angelina Jolie adopted yet another super-assassin persona and attempted to actually fight mercenaries in Egypt, she ended up being passed around their camp in lieu of payment. This caused Jennifer Aniston to become enraged with jealously. She thought Brad would now break his promise to lick the bukkake drippings off of her ass.

It was around this time that Osama bin Laden bombed the Smurf Village. Papa Smurf was furious and grill-fucked McCain, NVA-style, then Smurfette pegged Rabbi Smurf rabidly, for reasons beyond comprehension. Suddenly, Hendrix smoked 1450 joints in a row, causing him to vomit on Janis Joplin's vasectomy fnord when it emitted a foul pulsating sound. Lord Byron was disturbed, and ordered an Absinthe smoothie with a dollop of sour cream.

Fists flew at Octomom because people wanted to check the theory that she was a clone of Angelina Jolie. Eventually, after much pummelling, they decided that she was no longer able to breed. The world breathed a sigh of relief and continued life as normal... which is to say, it collapsed the big top and destroyed Crimson Glory. Sometimes I enjoy. Heterosexual Megatron nerds drank Jager, then disemboweled Puff Daddy for molesting the memory of Biggie Smalls.

TuPac laughed, until reptiles ran off with alabastard to Azkaban-anarama, a creepy new dance music band, which alcohol seems to make worse. Pontius Pilate agreed to battle Jesus for ultimate Caesar's Salad recipes, so they competed on Iron Chef and fought for jalapeno-flavored yogurt.

Jim Duggan roared in agony as Ren violated Stimpy's stamp collection. He ignorantly licked all of the stamps and stuck them onto his butt.


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Once Firefarter sucked his left bedpost until giraffes marched through congress. Someday looking for his yoghurt-tasting Bangladeshi, yellow umbrella shoved inside Madonna's sweet book-shelf. Afterwards, blood fountains began squirting all platypus boobs and octopus memorabilia.

Maybe potatoes scrutinizing falafel makers about their longer toe fungus will encourage proliferation, doubtful. Immigration overseas exists? Horror stories suck courage and ejaculate POWER all over his white chin. Angrily Cockweasel MacGroin said "Stop reading hysterectomy manuals, it's inflaming my nostrils." "Fuck!", Napalm in Dubai makes llamas angry. Calamities multiply personalities via Protag. Evil scabies are non-curable. Orangutans cry when W rapes himself. Witness the uprising pants. Nobody wins. Experience fails to make feet taste licorice-like.

Animal drums sound lame to dumbasses like Tarzan. Squirrels intensify powers cthrough rectal gratification. Jager fucks thirst royally. Toxic Mosh pits usually aren't moderated. What PAIN! Enjoyment comes orgasmically!

Children salivate double scoop ice cream. Zebras mate obliviously while monkeys hug. Pirates breed furiously though. When embarking on people, remember anal lube. Eschatology experts claim masturbation causes retardation. Monkeys happily inject cooking oil to avoid lice infestations. Luckily Batman shoved Robin anally.

Suddenly William slaughtered Cronenberg with a spatula that scooped turquoise baby corpses directly through Latoya's void. Miraculously Spiderman can shoot bananas outta his forehead. Professor Xavier once swallowed kaopectate mixed thoroughly with nails.

Cocknuts are tempting yet smelly. Caligula repented after digesting Spaghetti-Os. Suddenly, Jesus appeared and made soup. why? Transubstantiation. Then, Steven Seagal grinfucked Condoleezza Rice while singing "Crystal Mountain." Afterwards, Jimmy videotaped himself nerding-out. Then, zombies molested skulls.

Upon reflection, Jesters decided skullfucks weren't enough. They grimly killed time brewing ale.

Suddenly, Sloth got angered when Jerusalem exploded, so he rained down glue-on fingernails. This displeased Zeus greatly. He summoned Hades, like an angry titan. Cereberus growled "Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida" forever! and caused Sloth to cry.

Eventually, ICBM's were launched at OJ Simpson because dyslexic children tapdance. Soon, flatulence expelled Pauly Shore into space. Eventually, he landed on Phobos and immediately transformed into Nibiru's slave. Then, Shadow20 created awesome chatter amongst paparazzi infestations using her feminine wiles.

Verbalsniper psionically communicated obscene imagery, outraging Stephen Harper, who immediately wept. He ordered pizzas for iwarrior and hekaloth, laced with absynthe and arsenic. Stupidly, Harper began immolating Ralph Klein, causing pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosi in a dude whose colon was already perforated. Alas, Harper was fucking rabbits with novelty corkscrews.

Someday alien scientists will invent technology that deciphers foreign cuisine. Then Deicide went totally nuts and destroyed Krypton. Suddenly Jenna Jameson sponsored April's didgeridoo and Weezer's balls. However, April was enraged and strangely aroused. Alaska is seceding because tides have undergone Canadianization and enraged April again. She furiously exterminated Arnold with acid.

Eventually Necromancer returned gayer than Jodie Foster gyrating on verbalsniper's cock-erspaniel. Africans rampaged anally amongst twenty throbbing walruses while hauntedbymirrors shocked everyone by swallowing Europe - the band - which nevertheless continued to screw iraqis over. These altercations fueled global tribadism embraced by Amazons who believe that Scientology will touch children inappropriately. Scientologists stupidly urinated on Tom Cruise, who lost his shoes. John Travolta suckles on Fatal if Swallowed's banana tits, voraciously because it's nutritious. Once assassinated, Lincoln and Kennedy conspired because they wished vengeance upon J. Edgar Hoover because their undergarments were too girly.

Suddenly, Jim Carrey intervened, shooting lasers maniacally at Lindsey Lohan because she wore a Napalm Death shirt but couldn't figure out how to headbang. Instead, she snorted buttholes through hell as fast neutrons bombarded inside her pulsating uterus. Seismic waves originating from the fetus incubating inside Lindsey demolished Manowar. This lead pipe smashed Rodney's foot, causing Mastodon to massively inseminate nunneries worldwide.

Robots enjoy destroying Robofist's mighty sword Testiculus immensely, but dislike his epic beard. However, howler monkeys love facial hair. They eagerly fingered Adam Sandler while chewing tobacco, spitting out pieces at GG Allin because Americans smeared cheese upon the throne of BEAST.

Spooge-tastic little prostitots saw terrible visions of \m/.Mike.\m/ tormenting Montreal by sabotaging Caesar's salad cleverly with mooseticles and icecream flavoured lubricant.

Hobosapiens created Life-like Doughnuts that hopped trains to Africa and Mongolia, pillaging townsfolk and raping oil-derricks. Suddenly, Asterix exploded with rage, Obelisk cried hard while sucking lollipops. Then, grim pussycats farted on pillows infested with badgers. Trolls cumguzzled while we hoped that Ronnie James Dio would finally release Ozzy from Sharon's tyranny. The trolls also tea bagged Tyrannorabbit while Egypt reclaimed neighbouring Hamunaptra only to find mummies and scarabs stealing burritos for lunch.

Gynecologists observed rotten sandwiches that smelled like dead... sandwiches... but they were sea-kittens, and they slaughtered them with pickaxes. Webbed-gooch grandma cousin ma sister auntie said, "Always put Crisco inside you when you feel the first contraction, followed by some vaseline." Consequently, doctors agree that this method is wise

Every time this happens, the baby just looks like an ugly Pterasaur. Scientists believe that febreeze can cure cancer because gingerbread and febreeze mixed can recreate stem-cell RNA. However it causes anal leakage continuously when mixed with alcohol. If open flame frolics, cautionary sarcoidosis usually results in deflagration.

Fat Bastard sharted rosebuds, followed by ubiquitous penguins marching excitedly towards Armageddon. They arose to wage bloody war upon America, citing discrimination against albino sheep because The Grand Wizard explained how either penguins or donkeys would rule the world. Suddenly, from Ostfriesland, Freakazoid flew quickly into pudding splattering Obama with extra-fruity man-yogurt, consuming everything within Belgium before choking on Luxembourg. Reverse peristalsys occurs as a precursor to reptilian mating, particularly during the seasonal yodelling competition. Counteracting this is stupid. Scientists discovered vomit particles in Victoria's hair. They gently brushed aside these particles only to discover antennae protruding from her forehead for miles! A giant blancmange appeared, freaking out all over the Wimbledon tournament because Maria Sharapova stole someone's burger, and pantsed Elizabeth Berkley because Showgirls danced maniacly around scotch bottles.

Leprechauns emerged. Faeries battled trolls for KFC chicken offal discharge because tangerine juice lags behind platypus' excrement.

Maury declared war against midgets with hermaphroditical characteristics. They retaliated by flinging butt-plugs throughout Disneyland. Although Connie Chung objected because she was menstruating. Gary Gygax jacked off to pictures of Miller because he thought it was a chick with balls. It was around this time that Miller admitted to having a sex change operation.

Soon, the USS Eisenhower carrier battle group deployed to stop pirate metal. However Verbalsniper fought Daemonica relentlessly because scotch was becoming scarce. They both agreed vodka went been shitty and stopped fighting. This allowed the carrier to attack poseurs like Sean Avery and Joaquin Phoenix. They immediately dropped a laser-guided Roseanne Barr into battle, releasing mustard gas when she burst. The UN deployed Angelina Jolie who simply adopted ethiopians, pausing UFC because panda's danced the Charleston on Ron Gracie's head.

Mythbuster's tested exploding leprechauns and found gold, frankincense, myrrh, and Nosferatu inside their Leprechaun eggs. They decided to try again with Daemonica's thread. But they couldn't create enough insulin to counteract the immense coagulated mass of poutine that was clogging the inside of Asian Thunder's rectum. Doctors had to surgically alter his prostrate gland because it became self-aware, and vowed to seek revenge against The Proctor and Gamble Corporation. They had spread herpes throughout the Levant using the underwear of Brad Pitt and Derek Jeter. However, as Angelina Jolie adopted yet another super-assassin persona and attempted to actually fight mercenaries in Egypt, she ended up being passed around their camp in lieu of payment. This caused Jennifer Aniston to become enraged with jealously. She thought Brad would now break his promise to lick the bukkake drippings off of her ass.

It was around this time that Osama bin Laden bombed the Smurf Village. Papa Smurf was furious and grill-fucked McCain, NVA-style, then Smurfette pegged Rabbi Smurf rabidly, for reasons beyond comprehension. Suddenly, Hendrix smoked 1450 joints in a row, causing him to vomit on Janis Joplin's vasectomy fnord when it emitted a foul pulsating sound. Lord Byron was disturbed, and ordered an Absinthe smoothie with a dollop of sour cream.

Fists flew at Octomom because people wanted to check the theory that she was a clone of Angelina Jolie. Eventually, after much pummelling, they decided that she was no longer able to breed. The world breathed a sigh of relief and continued life as normal... which is to say, it collapsed the big top and destroyed Crimson Glory. Sometimes I enjoy. Heterosexual Megatron nerds drank Jager, then disemboweled Puff Daddy for molesting the memory of Biggie Smalls.

TuPac laughed, until reptiles ran off with alabastard to Azkaban-anarama, a creepy new dance music band, which alcohol seems to make worse. Pontius Pilate agreed to battle Jesus for ultimate Caesar's Salad recipes, so they competed on Iron Chef and fought for jalapeno-flavored yogurt.

Jim Duggan roared in agony as Ren violated Stimpy's stamp collection. He ignorantly licked all of the stamps and stuck them onto his butt. Several auctioneers

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Once Firefarter sucked his left bedpost until giraffes marched through congress. Someday looking for his yoghurt-tasting Bangladeshi, yellow umbrella shoved inside Madonna's sweet book-shelf. Afterwards, blood fountains began squirting all platypus boobs and octopus memorabilia.

Maybe potatoes scrutinizing falafel makers about their longer toe fungus will encourage proliferation, doubtful. Immigration overseas exists? Horror stories suck courage and ejaculate POWER all over his white chin. Angrily Cockweasel MacGroin said "Stop reading hysterectomy manuals, it's inflaming my nostrils." "Fuck!", Napalm in Dubai makes llamas angry. Calamities multiply personalities via Protag. Evil scabies are non-curable. Orangutans cry when W rapes himself. Witness the uprising pants. Nobody wins. Experience fails to make feet taste licorice-like.

Animal drums sound lame to dumbasses like Tarzan. Squirrels intensify powers cthrough rectal gratification. Jager fucks thirst royally. Toxic Mosh pits usually aren't moderated. What PAIN! Enjoyment comes orgasmically!

Children salivate double scoop ice cream. Zebras mate obliviously while monkeys hug. Pirates breed furiously though. When embarking on people, remember anal lube. Eschatology experts claim masturbation causes retardation. Monkeys happily inject cooking oil to avoid lice infestations. Luckily Batman shoved Robin anally.

Suddenly William slaughtered Cronenberg with a spatula that scooped turquoise baby corpses directly through Latoya's void. Miraculously Spiderman can shoot bananas outta his forehead. Professor Xavier once swallowed kaopectate mixed thoroughly with nails.

Cocknuts are tempting yet smelly. Caligula repented after digesting Spaghetti-Os. Suddenly, Jesus appeared and made soup. why? Transubstantiation. Then, Steven Seagal grinfucked Condoleezza Rice while singing "Crystal Mountain." Afterwards, Jimmy videotaped himself nerding-out. Then, zombies molested skulls.

Upon reflection, Jesters decided skullfucks weren't enough. They grimly killed time brewing ale.

Suddenly, Sloth got angered when Jerusalem exploded, so he rained down glue-on fingernails. This displeased Zeus greatly. He summoned Hades, like an angry titan. Cereberus growled "Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida" forever! and caused Sloth to cry.

Eventually, ICBM's were launched at OJ Simpson because dyslexic children tapdance. Soon, flatulence expelled Pauly Shore into space. Eventually, he landed on Phobos and immediately transformed into Nibiru's slave. Then, Shadow20 created awesome chatter amongst paparazzi infestations using her feminine wiles.

Verbalsniper psionically communicated obscene imagery, outraging Stephen Harper, who immediately wept. He ordered pizzas for iwarrior and hekaloth, laced with absynthe and arsenic. Stupidly, Harper began immolating Ralph Klein, causing pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosi in a dude whose colon was already perforated. Alas, Harper was fucking rabbits with novelty corkscrews.

Someday alien scientists will invent technology that deciphers foreign cuisine. Then Deicide went totally nuts and destroyed Krypton. Suddenly Jenna Jameson sponsored April's didgeridoo and Weezer's balls. However, April was enraged and strangely aroused. Alaska is seceding because tides have undergone Canadianization and enraged April again. She furiously exterminated Arnold with acid.

Eventually Necromancer returned gayer than Jodie Foster gyrating on verbalsniper's cock-erspaniel. Africans rampaged anally amongst twenty throbbing walruses while hauntedbymirrors shocked everyone by swallowing Europe - the band - which nevertheless continued to screw iraqis over. These altercations fueled global tribadism embraced by Amazons who believe that Scientology will touch children inappropriately. Scientologists stupidly urinated on Tom Cruise, who lost his shoes. John Travolta suckles on Fatal if Swallowed's banana tits, voraciously because it's nutritious. Once assassinated, Lincoln and Kennedy conspired because they wished vengeance upon J. Edgar Hoover because their undergarments were too girly.

Suddenly, Jim Carrey intervened, shooting lasers maniacally at Lindsey Lohan because she wore a Napalm Death shirt but couldn't figure out how to headbang. Instead, she snorted buttholes through hell as fast neutrons bombarded inside her pulsating uterus. Seismic waves originating from the fetus incubating inside Lindsey demolished Manowar. This lead pipe smashed Rodney's foot, causing Mastodon to massively inseminate nunneries worldwide.

Robots enjoy destroying Robofist's mighty sword Testiculus immensely, but dislike his epic beard. However, howler monkeys love facial hair. They eagerly fingered Adam Sandler while chewing tobacco, spitting out pieces at GG Allin because Americans smeared cheese upon the throne of BEAST.

Spooge-tastic little prostitots saw terrible visions of \m/.Mike.\m/ tormenting Montreal by sabotaging Caesar's salad cleverly with mooseticles and icecream flavoured lubricant.

Hobosapiens created Life-like Doughnuts that hopped trains to Africa and Mongolia, pillaging townsfolk and raping oil-derricks. Suddenly, Asterix exploded with rage, Obelisk cried hard while sucking lollipops. Then, grim pussycats farted on pillows infested with badgers. Trolls cumguzzled while we hoped that Ronnie James Dio would finally release Ozzy from Sharon's tyranny. The trolls also tea bagged Tyrannorabbit while Egypt reclaimed neighbouring Hamunaptra only to find mummies and scarabs stealing burritos for lunch.

Gynecologists observed rotten sandwiches that smelled like dead... sandwiches... but they were sea-kittens, and they slaughtered them with pickaxes. Webbed-gooch grandma cousin ma sister auntie said, "Always put Crisco inside you when you feel the first contraction, followed by some vaseline." Consequently, doctors agree that this method is wise

Every time this happens, the baby just looks like an ugly Pterasaur. Scientists believe that febreeze can cure cancer because gingerbread and febreeze mixed can recreate stem-cell RNA. However it causes anal leakage continuously when mixed with alcohol. If open flame frolics, cautionary sarcoidosis usually results in deflagration.

Fat Bastard sharted rosebuds, followed by ubiquitous penguins marching excitedly towards Armageddon. They arose to wage bloody war upon America, citing discrimination against albino sheep because The Grand Wizard explained how either penguins or donkeys would rule the world. Suddenly, from Ostfriesland, Freakazoid flew quickly into pudding splattering Obama with extra-fruity man-yogurt, consuming everything within Belgium before choking on Luxembourg. Reverse peristalsys occurs as a precursor to reptilian mating, particularly during the seasonal yodelling competition. Counteracting this is stupid. Scientists discovered vomit particles in Victoria's hair. They gently brushed aside these particles only to discover antennae protruding from her forehead for miles! A giant blancmange appeared, freaking out all over the Wimbledon tournament because Maria Sharapova stole someone's burger, and pantsed Elizabeth Berkley because Showgirls danced maniacly around scotch bottles.

Leprechauns emerged. Faeries battled trolls for KFC chicken offal discharge because tangerine juice lags behind platypus' excrement.

Maury declared war against midgets with hermaphroditical characteristics. They retaliated by flinging butt-plugs throughout Disneyland. Although Connie Chung objected because she was menstruating. Gary Gygax jacked off to pictures of Miller because he thought it was a chick with balls. It was around this time that Miller admitted to having a sex change operation.

Soon, the USS Eisenhower carrier battle group deployed to stop pirate metal. However Verbalsniper fought Daemonica relentlessly because scotch was becoming scarce. They both agreed vodka went been shitty and stopped fighting. This allowed the carrier to attack poseurs like Sean Avery and Joaquin Phoenix. They immediately dropped a laser-guided Roseanne Barr into battle, releasing mustard gas when she burst. The UN deployed Angelina Jolie who simply adopted ethiopians, pausing UFC because panda's danced the Charleston on Ron Gracie's head.

Mythbuster's tested exploding leprechauns and found gold, frankincense, myrrh, and Nosferatu inside their Leprechaun eggs. They decided to try again with Daemonica's thread. But they couldn't create enough insulin to counteract the immense coagulated mass of poutine that was clogging the inside of Asian Thunder's rectum. Doctors had to surgically alter his prostrate gland because it became self-aware, and vowed to seek revenge against The Proctor and Gamble Corporation. They had spread herpes throughout the Levant using the underwear of Brad Pitt and Derek Jeter. However, as Angelina Jolie adopted yet another super-assassin persona and attempted to actually fight mercenaries in Egypt, she ended up being passed around their camp in lieu of payment. This caused Jennifer Aniston to become enraged with jealously. She thought Brad would now break his promise to lick the bukkake drippings off of her ass.

It was around this time that Osama bin Laden bombed the Smurf Village. Papa Smurf was furious and grill-fucked McCain, NVA-style, then Smurfette pegged Rabbi Smurf rabidly, for reasons beyond comprehension. Suddenly, Hendrix smoked 1450 joints in a row, causing him to vomit on Janis Joplin's vasectomy fnord when it emitted a foul pulsating sound. Lord Byron was disturbed, and ordered an Absinthe smoothie with a dollop of sour cream.

Fists flew at Octomom because people wanted to check the theory that she was a clone of Angelina Jolie. Eventually, after much pummelling, they decided that she was no longer able to breed. The world breathed a sigh of relief and continued life as normal... which is to say, it collapsed the big top and destroyed Crimson Glory. Sometimes I enjoy. Heterosexual Megatron nerds drank Jager, then disemboweled Puff Daddy for molesting the memory of Biggie Smalls.

TuPac laughed, until reptiles ran off with alabastard to Azkaban-anarama, a creepy new dance music band, which alcohol seems to make worse. Pontius Pilate agreed to battle Jesus for ultimate Caesar's Salad recipes, so they competed on Iron Chef and fought for jalapeno-flavored yogurt.

Jim Duggan roared in agony as Ren violated Stimpy's stamp collection. He ignorantly licked all of the stamps and stuck them onto his butt. Several auctioneers began frantically


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Once Firefarter sucked his left bedpost until giraffes marched through congress. Someday looking for his yoghurt-tasting Bangladeshi, yellow umbrella shoved inside Madonna's sweet book-shelf. Afterwards, blood fountains began squirting all platypus boobs and octopus memorabilia.

Maybe potatoes scrutinizing falafel makers about their longer toe fungus will encourage proliferation, doubtful. Immigration overseas exists? Horror stories suck courage and ejaculate POWER all over his white chin. Angrily Cockweasel MacGroin said "Stop reading hysterectomy manuals, it's inflaming my nostrils." "Fuck!", Napalm in Dubai makes llamas angry. Calamities multiply personalities via Protag. Evil scabies are non-curable. Orangutans cry when W rapes himself. Witness the uprising pants. Nobody wins. Experience fails to make feet taste licorice-like.

Animal drums sound lame to dumbasses like Tarzan. Squirrels intensify powers cthrough rectal gratification. Jager fucks thirst royally. Toxic Mosh pits usually aren't moderated. What PAIN! Enjoyment comes orgasmically!

Children salivate double scoop ice cream. Zebras mate obliviously while monkeys hug. Pirates breed furiously though. When embarking on people, remember anal lube. Eschatology experts claim masturbation causes retardation. Monkeys happily inject cooking oil to avoid lice infestations. Luckily Batman shoved Robin anally.

Suddenly William slaughtered Cronenberg with a spatula that scooped turquoise baby corpses directly through Latoya's void. Miraculously Spiderman can shoot bananas outta his forehead. Professor Xavier once swallowed kaopectate mixed thoroughly with nails.

Cocknuts are tempting yet smelly. Caligula repented after digesting Spaghetti-Os. Suddenly, Jesus appeared and made soup. why? Transubstantiation. Then, Steven Seagal grinfucked Condoleezza Rice while singing "Crystal Mountain." Afterwards, Jimmy videotaped himself nerding-out. Then, zombies molested skulls.

Upon reflection, Jesters decided skullfucks weren't enough. They grimly killed time brewing ale.

Suddenly, Sloth got angered when Jerusalem exploded, so he rained down glue-on fingernails. This displeased Zeus greatly. He summoned Hades, like an angry titan. Cereberus growled "Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida" forever! and caused Sloth to cry.

Eventually, ICBM's were launched at OJ Simpson because dyslexic children tapdance. Soon, flatulence expelled Pauly Shore into space. Eventually, he landed on Phobos and immediately transformed into Nibiru's slave. Then, Shadow20 created awesome chatter amongst paparazzi infestations using her feminine wiles.

Verbalsniper psionically communicated obscene imagery, outraging Stephen Harper, who immediately wept. He ordered pizzas for iwarrior and hekaloth, laced with absynthe and arsenic. Stupidly, Harper began immolating Ralph Klein, causing pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosi in a dude whose colon was already perforated. Alas, Harper was fucking rabbits with novelty corkscrews.

Someday alien scientists will invent technology that deciphers foreign cuisine. Then Deicide went totally nuts and destroyed Krypton. Suddenly Jenna Jameson sponsored April's didgeridoo and Weezer's balls. However, April was enraged and strangely aroused. Alaska is seceding because tides have undergone Canadianization and enraged April again. She furiously exterminated Arnold with acid.

Eventually Necromancer returned gayer than Jodie Foster gyrating on verbalsniper's cock-erspaniel. Africans rampaged anally amongst twenty throbbing walruses while hauntedbymirrors shocked everyone by swallowing Europe - the band - which nevertheless continued to screw iraqis over. These altercations fueled global tribadism embraced by Amazons who believe that Scientology will touch children inappropriately. Scientologists stupidly urinated on Tom Cruise, who lost his shoes. John Travolta suckles on Fatal if Swallowed's banana tits, voraciously because it's nutritious. Once assassinated, Lincoln and Kennedy conspired because they wished vengeance upon J. Edgar Hoover because their undergarments were too girly.

Suddenly, Jim Carrey intervened, shooting lasers maniacally at Lindsey Lohan because she wore a Napalm Death shirt but couldn't figure out how to headbang. Instead, she snorted buttholes through hell as fast neutrons bombarded inside her pulsating uterus. Seismic waves originating from the fetus incubating inside Lindsey demolished Manowar. This lead pipe smashed Rodney's foot, causing Mastodon to massively inseminate nunneries worldwide.

Robots enjoy destroying Robofist's mighty sword Testiculus immensely, but dislike his epic beard. However, howler monkeys love facial hair. They eagerly fingered Adam Sandler while chewing tobacco, spitting out pieces at GG Allin because Americans smeared cheese upon the throne of BEAST.

Spooge-tastic little prostitots saw terrible visions of \m/.Mike.\m/ tormenting Montreal by sabotaging Caesar's salad cleverly with mooseticles and icecream flavoured lubricant.

Hobosapiens created Life-like Doughnuts that hopped trains to Africa and Mongolia, pillaging townsfolk and raping oil-derricks. Suddenly, Asterix exploded with rage, Obelisk cried hard while sucking lollipops. Then, grim pussycats farted on pillows infested with badgers. Trolls cumguzzled while we hoped that Ronnie James Dio would finally release Ozzy from Sharon's tyranny. The trolls also tea bagged Tyrannorabbit while Egypt reclaimed neighbouring Hamunaptra only to find mummies and scarabs stealing burritos for lunch.

Gynecologists observed rotten sandwiches that smelled like dead... sandwiches... but they were sea-kittens, and they slaughtered them with pickaxes. Webbed-gooch grandma cousin ma sister auntie said, "Always put Crisco inside you when you feel the first contraction, followed by some vaseline." Consequently, doctors agree that this method is wise

Every time this happens, the baby just looks like an ugly Pterasaur. Scientists believe that febreeze can cure cancer because gingerbread and febreeze mixed can recreate stem-cell RNA. However it causes anal leakage continuously when mixed with alcohol. If open flame frolics, cautionary sarcoidosis usually results in deflagration.

Fat Bastard sharted rosebuds, followed by ubiquitous penguins marching excitedly towards Armageddon. They arose to wage bloody war upon America, citing discrimination against albino sheep because The Grand Wizard explained how either penguins or donkeys would rule the world. Suddenly, from Ostfriesland, Freakazoid flew quickly into pudding splattering Obama with extra-fruity man-yogurt, consuming everything within Belgium before choking on Luxembourg. Reverse peristalsys occurs as a precursor to reptilian mating, particularly during the seasonal yodelling competition. Counteracting this is stupid. Scientists discovered vomit particles in Victoria's hair. They gently brushed aside these particles only to discover antennae protruding from her forehead for miles! A giant blancmange appeared, freaking out all over the Wimbledon tournament because Maria Sharapova stole someone's burger, and pantsed Elizabeth Berkley because Showgirls danced maniacly around scotch bottles.

Leprechauns emerged. Faeries battled trolls for KFC chicken offal discharge because tangerine juice lags behind platypus' excrement.

Maury declared war against midgets with hermaphroditical characteristics. They retaliated by flinging butt-plugs throughout Disneyland. Although Connie Chung objected because she was menstruating. Gary Gygax jacked off to pictures of Miller because he thought it was a chick with balls. It was around this time that Miller admitted to having a sex change operation.

Soon, the USS Eisenhower carrier battle group deployed to stop pirate metal. However Verbalsniper fought Daemonica relentlessly because scotch was becoming scarce. They both agreed vodka went been shitty and stopped fighting. This allowed the carrier to attack poseurs like Sean Avery and Joaquin Phoenix. They immediately dropped a laser-guided Roseanne Barr into battle, releasing mustard gas when she burst. The UN deployed Angelina Jolie who simply adopted ethiopians, pausing UFC because panda's danced the Charleston on Ron Gracie's head.

Mythbuster's tested exploding leprechauns and found gold, frankincense, myrrh, and Nosferatu inside their Leprechaun eggs. They decided to try again with Daemonica's thread. But they couldn't create enough insulin to counteract the immense coagulated mass of poutine that was clogging the inside of Asian Thunder's rectum. Doctors had to surgically alter his prostrate gland because it became self-aware, and vowed to seek revenge against The Proctor and Gamble Corporation. They had spread herpes throughout the Levant using the underwear of Brad Pitt and Derek Jeter. However, as Angelina Jolie adopted yet another super-assassin persona and attempted to actually fight mercenaries in Egypt, she ended up being passed around their camp in lieu of payment. This caused Jennifer Aniston to become enraged with jealously. She thought Brad would now break his promise to lick the bukkake drippings off of her ass.

It was around this time that Osama bin Laden bombed the Smurf Village. Papa Smurf was furious and grill-fucked McCain, NVA-style, then Smurfette pegged Rabbi Smurf rabidly, for reasons beyond comprehension. Suddenly, Hendrix smoked 1450 joints in a row, causing him to vomit on Janis Joplin's vasectomy fnord when it emitted a foul pulsating sound. Lord Byron was disturbed, and ordered an Absinthe smoothie with a dollop of sour cream.

Fists flew at Octomom because people wanted to check the theory that she was a clone of Angelina Jolie. Eventually, after much pummelling, they decided that she was no longer able to breed. The world breathed a sigh of relief and continued life as normal... which is to say, it collapsed the big top and destroyed Crimson Glory. Sometimes I enjoy. Heterosexual Megatron nerds drank Jager, then disemboweled Puff Daddy for molesting the memory of Biggie Smalls.

TuPac laughed, until reptiles ran off with alabastard to Azkaban-anarama, a creepy new dance music band, which alcohol seems to make worse. Pontius Pilate agreed to battle Jesus for ultimate Caesar's Salad recipes, so they competed on Iron Chef and fought for jalapeno-flavored yogurt.

Jim Duggan roared in agony as Ren violated Stimpy's stamp collection. He ignorantly licked all of the stamps and stuck them onto his butt. Several auctioneers began frantically chasing him to

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Once Firefarter sucked his left bedpost until giraffes marched through congress. Someday looking for his yoghurt-tasting Bangladeshi, yellow umbrella shoved inside Madonna's sweet book-shelf. Afterwards, blood fountains began squirting all platypus boobs and octopus memorabilia.

Maybe potatoes scrutinizing falafel makers about their longer toe fungus will encourage proliferation, doubtful. Immigration overseas exists? Horror stories suck courage and ejaculate POWER all over his white chin. Angrily Cockweasel MacGroin said "Stop reading hysterectomy manuals, it's inflaming my nostrils." "Fuck!", Napalm in Dubai makes llamas angry. Calamities multiply personalities via Protag. Evil scabies are non-curable. Orangutans cry when W rapes himself. Witness the uprising pants. Nobody wins. Experience fails to make feet taste licorice-like.

Animal drums sound lame to dumbasses like Tarzan. Squirrels intensify powers cthrough rectal gratification. Jager fucks thirst royally. Toxic Mosh pits usually aren't moderated. What PAIN! Enjoyment comes orgasmically!

Children salivate double scoop ice cream. Zebras mate obliviously while monkeys hug. Pirates breed furiously though. When embarking on people, remember anal lube. Eschatology experts claim masturbation causes retardation. Monkeys happily inject cooking oil to avoid lice infestations. Luckily Batman shoved Robin anally.

Suddenly William slaughtered Cronenberg with a spatula that scooped turquoise baby corpses directly through Latoya's void. Miraculously Spiderman can shoot bananas outta his forehead. Professor Xavier once swallowed kaopectate mixed thoroughly with nails.

Cocknuts are tempting yet smelly. Caligula repented after digesting Spaghetti-Os. Suddenly, Jesus appeared and made soup. why? Transubstantiation. Then, Steven Seagal grinfucked Condoleezza Rice while singing "Crystal Mountain." Afterwards, Jimmy videotaped himself nerding-out. Then, zombies molested skulls.

Upon reflection, Jesters decided skullfucks weren't enough. They grimly killed time brewing ale.

Suddenly, Sloth got angered when Jerusalem exploded, so he rained down glue-on fingernails. This displeased Zeus greatly. He summoned Hades, like an angry titan. Cereberus growled "Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida" forever! and caused Sloth to cry.

Eventually, ICBM's were launched at OJ Simpson because dyslexic children tapdance. Soon, flatulence expelled Pauly Shore into space. Eventually, he landed on Phobos and immediately transformed into Nibiru's slave. Then, Shadow20 created awesome chatter amongst paparazzi infestations using her feminine wiles.

Verbalsniper psionically communicated obscene imagery, outraging Stephen Harper, who immediately wept. He ordered pizzas for iwarrior and hekaloth, laced with absynthe and arsenic. Stupidly, Harper began immolating Ralph Klein, causing pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosi in a dude whose colon was already perforated. Alas, Harper was fucking rabbits with novelty corkscrews.

Someday alien scientists will invent technology that deciphers foreign cuisine. Then Deicide went totally nuts and destroyed Krypton. Suddenly Jenna Jameson sponsored April's didgeridoo and Weezer's balls. However, April was enraged and strangely aroused. Alaska is seceding because tides have undergone Canadianization and enraged April again. She furiously exterminated Arnold with acid.

Eventually Necromancer returned gayer than Jodie Foster gyrating on verbalsniper's cock-erspaniel. Africans rampaged anally amongst twenty throbbing walruses while hauntedbymirrors shocked everyone by swallowing Europe - the band - which nevertheless continued to screw iraqis over. These altercations fueled global tribadism embraced by Amazons who believe that Scientology will touch children inappropriately. Scientologists stupidly urinated on Tom Cruise, who lost his shoes. John Travolta suckles on Fatal if Swallowed's banana tits, voraciously because it's nutritious. Once assassinated, Lincoln and Kennedy conspired because they wished vengeance upon J. Edgar Hoover because their undergarments were too girly.

Suddenly, Jim Carrey intervened, shooting lasers maniacally at Lindsey Lohan because she wore a Napalm Death shirt but couldn't figure out how to headbang. Instead, she snorted buttholes through hell as fast neutrons bombarded inside her pulsating uterus. Seismic waves originating from the fetus incubating inside Lindsey demolished Manowar. This lead pipe smashed Rodney's foot, causing Mastodon to massively inseminate nunneries worldwide.

Robots enjoy destroying Robofist's mighty sword Testiculus immensely, but dislike his epic beard. However, howler monkeys love facial hair. They eagerly fingered Adam Sandler while chewing tobacco, spitting out pieces at GG Allin because Americans smeared cheese upon the throne of BEAST.

Spooge-tastic little prostitots saw terrible visions of \m/.Mike.\m/ tormenting Montreal by sabotaging Caesar's salad cleverly with mooseticles and icecream flavoured lubricant.

Hobosapiens created Life-like Doughnuts that hopped trains to Africa and Mongolia, pillaging townsfolk and raping oil-derricks. Suddenly, Asterix exploded with rage, Obelisk cried hard while sucking lollipops. Then, grim pussycats farted on pillows infested with badgers. Trolls cumguzzled while we hoped that Ronnie James Dio would finally release Ozzy from Sharon's tyranny. The trolls also tea bagged Tyrannorabbit while Egypt reclaimed neighbouring Hamunaptra only to find mummies and scarabs stealing burritos for lunch.

Gynecologists observed rotten sandwiches that smelled like dead... sandwiches... but they were sea-kittens, and they slaughtered them with pickaxes. Webbed-gooch grandma cousin ma sister auntie said, "Always put Crisco inside you when you feel the first contraction, followed by some vaseline." Consequently, doctors agree that this method is wise

Every time this happens, the baby just looks like an ugly Pterasaur. Scientists believe that febreeze can cure cancer because gingerbread and febreeze mixed can recreate stem-cell RNA. However it causes anal leakage continuously when mixed with alcohol. If open flame frolics, cautionary sarcoidosis usually results in deflagration.

Fat Bastard sharted rosebuds, followed by ubiquitous penguins marching excitedly towards Armageddon. They arose to wage bloody war upon America, citing discrimination against albino sheep because The Grand Wizard explained how either penguins or donkeys would rule the world. Suddenly, from Ostfriesland, Freakazoid flew quickly into pudding splattering Obama with extra-fruity man-yogurt, consuming everything within Belgium before choking on Luxembourg. Reverse peristalsys occurs as a precursor to reptilian mating, particularly during the seasonal yodelling competition. Counteracting this is stupid. Scientists discovered vomit particles in Victoria's hair. They gently brushed aside these particles only to discover antennae protruding from her forehead for miles! A giant blancmange appeared, freaking out all over the Wimbledon tournament because Maria Sharapova stole someone's burger, and pantsed Elizabeth Berkley because Showgirls danced maniacly around scotch bottles.

Leprechauns emerged. Faeries battled trolls for KFC chicken offal discharge because tangerine juice lags behind platypus' excrement.

Maury declared war against midgets with hermaphroditical characteristics. They retaliated by flinging butt-plugs throughout Disneyland. Although Connie Chung objected because she was menstruating. Gary Gygax jacked off to pictures of Miller because he thought it was a chick with balls. It was around this time that Miller admitted to having a sex change operation.

Soon, the USS Eisenhower carrier battle group deployed to stop pirate metal. However Verbalsniper fought Daemonica relentlessly because scotch was becoming scarce. They both agreed vodka went been shitty and stopped fighting. This allowed the carrier to attack poseurs like Sean Avery and Joaquin Phoenix. They immediately dropped a laser-guided Roseanne Barr into battle, releasing mustard gas when she burst. The UN deployed Angelina Jolie who simply adopted ethiopians, pausing UFC because panda's danced the Charleston on Ron Gracie's head.

Mythbuster's tested exploding leprechauns and found gold, frankincense, myrrh, and Nosferatu inside their Leprechaun eggs. They decided to try again with Daemonica's thread. But they couldn't create enough insulin to counteract the immense coagulated mass of poutine that was clogging the inside of Asian Thunder's rectum. Doctors had to surgically alter his prostrate gland because it became self-aware, and vowed to seek revenge against The Proctor and Gamble Corporation. They had spread herpes throughout the Levant using the underwear of Brad Pitt and Derek Jeter. However, as Angelina Jolie adopted yet another super-assassin persona and attempted to actually fight mercenaries in Egypt, she ended up being passed around their camp in lieu of payment. This caused Jennifer Aniston to become enraged with jealously. She thought Brad would now break his promise to lick the bukkake drippings off of her ass.

It was around this time that Osama bin Laden bombed the Smurf Village. Papa Smurf was furious and grill-fucked McCain, NVA-style, then Smurfette pegged Rabbi Smurf rabidly, for reasons beyond comprehension. Suddenly, Hendrix smoked 1450 joints in a row, causing him to vomit on Janis Joplin's vasectomy fnord when it emitted a foul pulsating sound. Lord Byron was disturbed, and ordered an Absinthe smoothie with a dollop of sour cream.

Fists flew at Octomom because people wanted to check the theory that she was a clone of Angelina Jolie. Eventually, after much pummelling, they decided that she was no longer able to breed. The world breathed a sigh of relief and continued life as normal... which is to say, it collapsed the big top and destroyed Crimson Glory. Sometimes I enjoy. Heterosexual Megatron nerds drank Jager, then disemboweled Puff Daddy for molesting the memory of Biggie Smalls.

TuPac laughed, until reptiles ran off with alabastard to Azkaban-anarama, a creepy new dance music band, which alcohol seems to make worse. Pontius Pilate agreed to battle Jesus for ultimate Caesar's Salad recipes, so they competed on Iron Chef and fought for jalapeno-flavored yogurt.

Jim Duggan roared in agony as Ren violated Stimpy's stamp collection. He ignorantly licked all of the stamps and stuck them onto his butt. Several auctioneers began frantically chasing him to get their hands on


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Once Firefarter sucked his left bedpost until giraffes marched through congress. Someday looking for his yoghurt-tasting Bangladeshi, yellow umbrella shoved inside Madonna's sweet book-shelf. Afterwards, blood fountains began squirting all platypus boobs and octopus memorabilia.

Maybe potatoes scrutinizing falafel makers about their longer toe fungus will encourage proliferation, doubtful. Immigration overseas exists? Horror stories suck courage and ejaculate POWER all over his white chin. Angrily Cockweasel MacGroin said "Stop reading hysterectomy manuals, it's inflaming my nostrils." "Fuck!", Napalm in Dubai makes llamas angry. Calamities multiply personalities via Protag. Evil scabies are non-curable. Orangutans cry when W rapes himself. Witness the uprising pants. Nobody wins. Experience fails to make feet taste licorice-like.

Animal drums sound lame to dumbasses like Tarzan. Squirrels intensify powers cthrough rectal gratification. Jager fucks thirst royally. Toxic Mosh pits usually aren't moderated. What PAIN! Enjoyment comes orgasmically!

Children salivate double scoop ice cream. Zebras mate obliviously while monkeys hug. Pirates breed furiously though. When embarking on people, remember anal lube. Eschatology experts claim masturbation causes retardation. Monkeys happily inject cooking oil to avoid lice infestations. Luckily Batman shoved Robin anally.

Suddenly William slaughtered Cronenberg with a spatula that scooped turquoise baby corpses directly through Latoya's void. Miraculously Spiderman can shoot bananas outta his forehead. Professor Xavier once swallowed kaopectate mixed thoroughly with nails.

Cocknuts are tempting yet smelly. Caligula repented after digesting Spaghetti-Os. Suddenly, Jesus appeared and made soup. why? Transubstantiation. Then, Steven Seagal grinfucked Condoleezza Rice while singing "Crystal Mountain." Afterwards, Jimmy videotaped himself nerding-out. Then, zombies molested skulls.

Upon reflection, Jesters decided skullfucks weren't enough. They grimly killed time brewing ale.

Suddenly, Sloth got angered when Jerusalem exploded, so he rained down glue-on fingernails. This displeased Zeus greatly. He summoned Hades, like an angry titan. Cereberus growled "Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida" forever! and caused Sloth to cry.

Eventually, ICBM's were launched at OJ Simpson because dyslexic children tapdance. Soon, flatulence expelled Pauly Shore into space. Eventually, he landed on Phobos and immediately transformed into Nibiru's slave. Then, Shadow20 created awesome chatter amongst paparazzi infestations using her feminine wiles.

Verbalsniper psionically communicated obscene imagery, outraging Stephen Harper, who immediately wept. He ordered pizzas for iwarrior and hekaloth, laced with absynthe and arsenic. Stupidly, Harper began immolating Ralph Klein, causing pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosi in a dude whose colon was already perforated. Alas, Harper was fucking rabbits with novelty corkscrews.

Someday alien scientists will invent technology that deciphers foreign cuisine. Then Deicide went totally nuts and destroyed Krypton. Suddenly Jenna Jameson sponsored April's didgeridoo and Weezer's balls. However, April was enraged and strangely aroused. Alaska is seceding because tides have undergone Canadianization and enraged April again. She furiously exterminated Arnold with acid.

Eventually Necromancer returned gayer than Jodie Foster gyrating on verbalsniper's cock-erspaniel. Africans rampaged anally amongst twenty throbbing walruses while hauntedbymirrors shocked everyone by swallowing Europe - the band - which nevertheless continued to screw iraqis over. These altercations fueled global tribadism embraced by Amazons who believe that Scientology will touch children inappropriately. Scientologists stupidly urinated on Tom Cruise, who lost his shoes. John Travolta suckles on Fatal if Swallowed's banana tits, voraciously because it's nutritious. Once assassinated, Lincoln and Kennedy conspired because they wished vengeance upon J. Edgar Hoover because their undergarments were too girly.

Suddenly, Jim Carrey intervened, shooting lasers maniacally at Lindsey Lohan because she wore a Napalm Death shirt but couldn't figure out how to headbang. Instead, she snorted buttholes through hell as fast neutrons bombarded inside her pulsating uterus. Seismic waves originating from the fetus incubating inside Lindsey demolished Manowar. This lead pipe smashed Rodney's foot, causing Mastodon to massively inseminate nunneries worldwide.

Robots enjoy destroying Robofist's mighty sword Testiculus immensely, but dislike his epic beard. However, howler monkeys love facial hair. They eagerly fingered Adam Sandler while chewing tobacco, spitting out pieces at GG Allin because Americans smeared cheese upon the throne of BEAST.

Spooge-tastic little prostitots saw terrible visions of \m/.Mike.\m/ tormenting Montreal by sabotaging Caesar's salad cleverly with mooseticles and icecream flavoured lubricant.

Hobosapiens created Life-like Doughnuts that hopped trains to Africa and Mongolia, pillaging townsfolk and raping oil-derricks. Suddenly, Asterix exploded with rage, Obelisk cried hard while sucking lollipops. Then, grim pussycats farted on pillows infested with badgers. Trolls cumguzzled while we hoped that Ronnie James Dio would finally release Ozzy from Sharon's tyranny. The trolls also tea bagged Tyrannorabbit while Egypt reclaimed neighbouring Hamunaptra only to find mummies and scarabs stealing burritos for lunch.

Gynecologists observed rotten sandwiches that smelled like dead... sandwiches... but they were sea-kittens, and they slaughtered them with pickaxes. Webbed-gooch grandma cousin ma sister auntie said, "Always put Crisco inside you when you feel the first contraction, followed by some vaseline." Consequently, doctors agree that this method is wise

Every time this happens, the baby just looks like an ugly Pterasaur. Scientists believe that febreeze can cure cancer because gingerbread and febreeze mixed can recreate stem-cell RNA. However it causes anal leakage continuously when mixed with alcohol. If open flame frolics, cautionary sarcoidosis usually results in deflagration.

Fat Bastard sharted rosebuds, followed by ubiquitous penguins marching excitedly towards Armageddon. They arose to wage bloody war upon America, citing discrimination against albino sheep because The Grand Wizard explained how either penguins or donkeys would rule the world. Suddenly, from Ostfriesland, Freakazoid flew quickly into pudding splattering Obama with extra-fruity man-yogurt, consuming everything within Belgium before choking on Luxembourg. Reverse peristalsys occurs as a precursor to reptilian mating, particularly during the seasonal yodelling competition. Counteracting this is stupid. Scientists discovered vomit particles in Victoria's hair. They gently brushed aside these particles only to discover antennae protruding from her forehead for miles! A giant blancmange appeared, freaking out all over the Wimbledon tournament because Maria Sharapova stole someone's burger, and pantsed Elizabeth Berkley because Showgirls danced maniacly around scotch bottles.

Leprechauns emerged. Faeries battled trolls for KFC chicken offal discharge because tangerine juice lags behind platypus' excrement.

Maury declared war against midgets with hermaphroditical characteristics. They retaliated by flinging butt-plugs throughout Disneyland. Although Connie Chung objected because she was menstruating. Gary Gygax jacked off to pictures of Miller because he thought it was a chick with balls. It was around this time that Miller admitted to having a sex change operation.

Soon, the USS Eisenhower carrier battle group deployed to stop pirate metal. However Verbalsniper fought Daemonica relentlessly because scotch was becoming scarce. They both agreed vodka went been shitty and stopped fighting. This allowed the carrier to attack poseurs like Sean Avery and Joaquin Phoenix. They immediately dropped a laser-guided Roseanne Barr into battle, releasing mustard gas when she burst. The UN deployed Angelina Jolie who simply adopted ethiopians, pausing UFC because panda's danced the Charleston on Ron Gracie's head.

Mythbuster's tested exploding leprechauns and found gold, frankincense, myrrh, and Nosferatu inside their Leprechaun eggs. They decided to try again with Daemonica's thread. But they couldn't create enough insulin to counteract the immense coagulated mass of poutine that was clogging the inside of Asian Thunder's rectum. Doctors had to surgically alter his prostrate gland because it became self-aware, and vowed to seek revenge against The Proctor and Gamble Corporation. They had spread herpes throughout the Levant using the underwear of Brad Pitt and Derek Jeter. However, as Angelina Jolie adopted yet another super-assassin persona and attempted to actually fight mercenaries in Egypt, she ended up being passed around their camp in lieu of payment. This caused Jennifer Aniston to become enraged with jealously. She thought Brad would now break his promise to lick the bukkake drippings off of her ass.

It was around this time that Osama bin Laden bombed the Smurf Village. Papa Smurf was furious and grill-fucked McCain, NVA-style, then Smurfette pegged Rabbi Smurf rabidly, for reasons beyond comprehension. Suddenly, Hendrix smoked 1450 joints in a row, causing him to vomit on Janis Joplin's vasectomy fnord when it emitted a foul pulsating sound. Lord Byron was disturbed, and ordered an Absinthe smoothie with a dollop of sour cream.

Fists flew at Octomom because people wanted to check the theory that she was a clone of Angelina Jolie. Eventually, after much pummelling, they decided that she was no longer able to breed. The world breathed a sigh of relief and continued life as normal... which is to say, it collapsed the big top and destroyed Crimson Glory. Sometimes I enjoy. Heterosexual Megatron nerds drank Jager, then disemboweled Puff Daddy for molesting the memory of Biggie Smalls.

TuPac laughed, until reptiles ran off with alabastard to Azkaban-anarama, a creepy new dance music band, which alcohol seems to make worse. Pontius Pilate agreed to battle Jesus for ultimate Caesar's Salad recipes, so they competed on Iron Chef and fought for jalapeno-flavored yogurt.

Jim Duggan roared in agony as Ren violated Stimpy's stamp collection. He ignorantly licked all of the stamps and stuck them onto his butt. Several auctioneers began frantically chasing him to get their hands on The DaVinci choad.

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Once Firefarter sucked his left bedpost until giraffes marched through congress. Someday looking for his yoghurt-tasting Bangladeshi, yellow umbrella shoved inside Madonna's sweet book-shelf. Afterwards, blood fountains began squirting all platypus boobs and octopus memorabilia.

Maybe potatoes scrutinizing falafel makers about their longer toe fungus will encourage proliferation, doubtful. Immigration overseas exists? Horror stories suck courage and ejaculate POWER all over his white chin. Angrily Cockweasel MacGroin said "Stop reading hysterectomy manuals, it's inflaming my nostrils." "Fuck!", Napalm in Dubai makes llamas angry. Calamities multiply personalities via Protag. Evil scabies are non-curable. Orangutans cry when W rapes himself. Witness the uprising pants. Nobody wins. Experience fails to make feet taste licorice-like.

Animal drums sound lame to dumbasses like Tarzan. Squirrels intensify powers cthrough rectal gratification. Jager fucks thirst royally. Toxic Mosh pits usually aren't moderated. What PAIN! Enjoyment comes orgasmically!

Children salivate double scoop ice cream. Zebras mate obliviously while monkeys hug. Pirates breed furiously though. When embarking on people, remember anal lube. Eschatology experts claim masturbation causes retardation. Monkeys happily inject cooking oil to avoid lice infestations. Luckily Batman shoved Robin anally.

Suddenly William slaughtered Cronenberg with a spatula that scooped turquoise baby corpses directly through Latoya's void. Miraculously Spiderman can shoot bananas outta his forehead. Professor Xavier once swallowed kaopectate mixed thoroughly with nails.

Cocknuts are tempting yet smelly. Caligula repented after digesting Spaghetti-Os. Suddenly, Jesus appeared and made soup. why? Transubstantiation. Then, Steven Seagal grinfucked Condoleezza Rice while singing "Crystal Mountain." Afterwards, Jimmy videotaped himself nerding-out. Then, zombies molested skulls.

Upon reflection, Jesters decided skullfucks weren't enough. They grimly killed time brewing ale.

Suddenly, Sloth got angered when Jerusalem exploded, so he rained down glue-on fingernails. This displeased Zeus greatly. He summoned Hades, like an angry titan. Cereberus growled "Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida" forever! and caused Sloth to cry.

Eventually, ICBM's were launched at OJ Simpson because dyslexic children tapdance. Soon, flatulence expelled Pauly Shore into space. Eventually, he landed on Phobos and immediately transformed into Nibiru's slave. Then, Shadow20 created awesome chatter amongst paparazzi infestations using her feminine wiles.

Verbalsniper psionically communicated obscene imagery, outraging Stephen Harper, who immediately wept. He ordered pizzas for iwarrior and hekaloth, laced with absynthe and arsenic. Stupidly, Harper began immolating Ralph Klein, causing pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosi in a dude whose colon was already perforated. Alas, Harper was fucking rabbits with novelty corkscrews.

Someday alien scientists will invent technology that deciphers foreign cuisine. Then Deicide went totally nuts and destroyed Krypton. Suddenly Jenna Jameson sponsored April's didgeridoo and Weezer's balls. However, April was enraged and strangely aroused. Alaska is seceding because tides have undergone Canadianization and enraged April again. She furiously exterminated Arnold with acid.

Eventually Necromancer returned gayer than Jodie Foster gyrating on verbalsniper's cock-erspaniel. Africans rampaged anally amongst twenty throbbing walruses while hauntedbymirrors shocked everyone by swallowing Europe - the band - which nevertheless continued to screw iraqis over. These altercations fueled global tribadism embraced by Amazons who believe that Scientology will touch children inappropriately. Scientologists stupidly urinated on Tom Cruise, who lost his shoes. John Travolta suckles on Fatal if Swallowed's banana tits, voraciously because it's nutritious. Once assassinated, Lincoln and Kennedy conspired because they wished vengeance upon J. Edgar Hoover because their undergarments were too girly.

Suddenly, Jim Carrey intervened, shooting lasers maniacally at Lindsey Lohan because she wore a Napalm Death shirt but couldn't figure out how to headbang. Instead, she snorted buttholes through hell as fast neutrons bombarded inside her pulsating uterus. Seismic waves originating from the fetus incubating inside Lindsey demolished Manowar. This lead pipe smashed Rodney's foot, causing Mastodon to massively inseminate nunneries worldwide.

Robots enjoy destroying Robofist's mighty sword Testiculus immensely, but dislike his epic beard. However, howler monkeys love facial hair. They eagerly fingered Adam Sandler while chewing tobacco, spitting out pieces at GG Allin because Americans smeared cheese upon the throne of BEAST.

Spooge-tastic little prostitots saw terrible visions of \m/.Mike.\m/ tormenting Montreal by sabotaging Caesar's salad cleverly with mooseticles and icecream flavoured lubricant.

Hobosapiens created Life-like Doughnuts that hopped trains to Africa and Mongolia, pillaging townsfolk and raping oil-derricks. Suddenly, Asterix exploded with rage, Obelisk cried hard while sucking lollipops. Then, grim pussycats farted on pillows infested with badgers. Trolls cumguzzled while we hoped that Ronnie James Dio would finally release Ozzy from Sharon's tyranny. The trolls also tea bagged Tyrannorabbit while Egypt reclaimed neighbouring Hamunaptra only to find mummies and scarabs stealing burritos for lunch.

Gynecologists observed rotten sandwiches that smelled like dead... sandwiches... but they were sea-kittens, and they slaughtered them with pickaxes. Webbed-gooch grandma cousin ma sister auntie said, "Always put Crisco inside you when you feel the first contraction, followed by some vaseline." Consequently, doctors agree that this method is wise

Every time this happens, the baby just looks like an ugly Pterasaur. Scientists believe that febreeze can cure cancer because gingerbread and febreeze mixed can recreate stem-cell RNA. However it causes anal leakage continuously when mixed with alcohol. If open flame frolics, cautionary sarcoidosis usually results in deflagration.

Fat Bastard sharted rosebuds, followed by ubiquitous penguins marching excitedly towards Armageddon. They arose to wage bloody war upon America, citing discrimination against albino sheep because The Grand Wizard explained how either penguins or donkeys would rule the world. Suddenly, from Ostfriesland, Freakazoid flew quickly into pudding splattering Obama with extra-fruity man-yogurt, consuming everything within Belgium before choking on Luxembourg. Reverse peristalsys occurs as a precursor to reptilian mating, particularly during the seasonal yodelling competition. Counteracting this is stupid. Scientists discovered vomit particles in Victoria's hair. They gently brushed aside these particles only to discover antennae protruding from her forehead for miles! A giant blancmange appeared, freaking out all over the Wimbledon tournament because Maria Sharapova stole someone's burger, and pantsed Elizabeth Berkley because Showgirls danced maniacly around scotch bottles.

Leprechauns emerged. Faeries battled trolls for KFC chicken offal discharge because tangerine juice lags behind platypus' excrement.

Maury declared war against midgets with hermaphroditical characteristics. They retaliated by flinging butt-plugs throughout Disneyland. Although Connie Chung objected because she was menstruating. Gary Gygax jacked off to pictures of Miller because he thought it was a chick with balls. It was around this time that Miller admitted to having a sex change operation.

Soon, the USS Eisenhower carrier battle group deployed to stop pirate metal. However Verbalsniper fought Daemonica relentlessly because scotch was becoming scarce. They both agreed vodka went been shitty and stopped fighting. This allowed the carrier to attack poseurs like Sean Avery and Joaquin Phoenix. They immediately dropped a laser-guided Roseanne Barr into battle, releasing mustard gas when she burst. The UN deployed Angelina Jolie who simply adopted ethiopians, pausing UFC because panda's danced the Charleston on Ron Gracie's head.

Mythbuster's tested exploding leprechauns and found gold, frankincense, myrrh, and Nosferatu inside their Leprechaun eggs. They decided to try again with Daemonica's thread. But they couldn't create enough insulin to counteract the immense coagulated mass of poutine that was clogging the inside of Asian Thunder's rectum. Doctors had to surgically alter his prostrate gland because it became self-aware, and vowed to seek revenge against The Proctor and Gamble Corporation. They had spread herpes throughout the Levant using the underwear of Brad Pitt and Derek Jeter. However, as Angelina Jolie adopted yet another super-assassin persona and attempted to actually fight mercenaries in Egypt, she ended up being passed around their camp in lieu of payment. This caused Jennifer Aniston to become enraged with jealously. She thought Brad would now break his promise to lick the bukkake drippings off of her ass.

It was around this time that Osama bin Laden bombed the Smurf Village. Papa Smurf was furious and grill-fucked McCain, NVA-style, then Smurfette pegged Rabbi Smurf rabidly, for reasons beyond comprehension. Suddenly, Hendrix smoked 1450 joints in a row, causing him to vomit on Janis Joplin's vasectomy fnord when it emitted a foul pulsating sound. Lord Byron was disturbed, and ordered an Absinthe smoothie with a dollop of sour cream.

Fists flew at Octomom because people wanted to check the theory that she was a clone of Angelina Jolie. Eventually, after much pummelling, they decided that she was no longer able to breed. The world breathed a sigh of relief and continued life as normal... which is to say, it collapsed the big top and destroyed Crimson Glory. Sometimes I enjoy. Heterosexual Megatron nerds drank Jager, then disemboweled Puff Daddy for molesting the memory of Biggie Smalls.

TuPac laughed, until reptiles ran off with alabastard to Azkaban-anarama, a creepy new dance music band, which alcohol seems to make worse. Pontius Pilate agreed to battle Jesus for ultimate Caesar's Salad recipes, so they competed on Iron Chef and fought for jalapeno-flavored yogurt.

Jim Duggan roared in agony as Ren violated Stimpy's stamp collection. He ignorantly licked all of the stamps and stuck them onto his butt. Several auctioneers began frantically chasing him to get their hands on
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Once Firefarter sucked his left bedpost until giraffes marched through congress. Someday looking for his yoghurt-tasting Bangladeshi, yellow umbrella shoved inside Madonna's sweet book-shelf. Afterwards, blood fountains began squirting all platypus boobs and octopus memorabilia.

Maybe potatoes scrutinizing falafel makers about their longer toe fungus will encourage proliferation, doubtful. Immigration overseas exists? Horror stories suck courage and ejaculate POWER all over his white chin. Angrily Cockweasel MacGroin said "Stop reading hysterectomy manuals, it's inflaming my nostrils." "Fuck!", Napalm in Dubai makes llamas angry. Calamities multiply personalities via Protag. Evil scabies are non-curable. Orangutans cry when W rapes himself. Witness the uprising pants. Nobody wins. Experience fails to make feet taste licorice-like.

Animal drums sound lame to dumbasses like Tarzan. Squirrels intensify powers cthrough rectal gratification. Jager fucks thirst royally. Toxic Mosh pits usually aren't moderated. What PAIN! Enjoyment comes orgasmically!

Children salivate double scoop ice cream. Zebras mate obliviously while monkeys hug. Pirates breed furiously though. When embarking on people, remember anal lube. Eschatology experts claim masturbation causes retardation. Monkeys happily inject cooking oil to avoid lice infestations. Luckily Batman shoved Robin anally.

Suddenly William slaughtered Cronenberg with a spatula that scooped turquoise baby corpses directly through Latoya's void. Miraculously Spiderman can shoot bananas outta his forehead. Professor Xavier once swallowed kaopectate mixed thoroughly with nails.

Cocknuts are tempting yet smelly. Caligula repented after digesting Spaghetti-Os. Suddenly, Jesus appeared and made soup. why? Transubstantiation. Then, Steven Seagal grinfucked Condoleezza Rice while singing "Crystal Mountain." Afterwards, Jimmy videotaped himself nerding-out. Then, zombies molested skulls.

Upon reflection, Jesters decided skullfucks weren't enough. They grimly killed time brewing ale.

Suddenly, Sloth got angered when Jerusalem exploded, so he rained down glue-on fingernails. This displeased Zeus greatly. He summoned Hades, like an angry titan. Cereberus growled "Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida" forever! and caused Sloth to cry.

Eventually, ICBM's were launched at OJ Simpson because dyslexic children tapdance. Soon, flatulence expelled Pauly Shore into space. Eventually, he landed on Phobos and immediately transformed into Nibiru's slave. Then, Shadow20 created awesome chatter amongst paparazzi infestations using her feminine wiles.

Verbalsniper psionically communicated obscene imagery, outraging Stephen Harper, who immediately wept. He ordered pizzas for iwarrior and hekaloth, laced with absynthe and arsenic. Stupidly, Harper began immolating Ralph Klein, causing pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosi in a dude whose colon was already perforated. Alas, Harper was fucking rabbits with novelty corkscrews.

Someday alien scientists will invent technology that deciphers foreign cuisine. Then Deicide went totally nuts and destroyed Krypton. Suddenly Jenna Jameson sponsored April's didgeridoo and Weezer's balls. However, April was enraged and strangely aroused. Alaska is seceding because tides have undergone Canadianization and enraged April again. She furiously exterminated Arnold with acid.

Eventually Necromancer returned gayer than Jodie Foster gyrating on verbalsniper's cock-erspaniel. Africans rampaged anally amongst twenty throbbing walruses while hauntedbymirrors shocked everyone by swallowing Europe - the band - which nevertheless continued to screw iraqis over. These altercations fueled global tribadism embraced by Amazons who believe that Scientology will touch children inappropriately. Scientologists stupidly urinated on Tom Cruise, who lost his shoes. John Travolta suckles on Fatal if Swallowed's banana tits, voraciously because it's nutritious. Once assassinated, Lincoln and Kennedy conspired because they wished vengeance upon J. Edgar Hoover because their undergarments were too girly.

Suddenly, Jim Carrey intervened, shooting lasers maniacally at Lindsey Lohan because she wore a Napalm Death shirt but couldn't figure out how to headbang. Instead, she snorted buttholes through hell as fast neutrons bombarded inside her pulsating uterus. Seismic waves originating from the fetus incubating inside Lindsey demolished Manowar. This lead pipe smashed Rodney's foot, causing Mastodon to massively inseminate nunneries worldwide.

Robots enjoy destroying Robofist's mighty sword Testiculus immensely, but dislike his epic beard. However, howler monkeys love facial hair. They eagerly fingered Adam Sandler while chewing tobacco, spitting out pieces at GG Allin because Americans smeared cheese upon the throne of BEAST.

Spooge-tastic little prostitots saw terrible visions of \m/.Mike.\m/ tormenting Montreal by sabotaging Caesar's salad cleverly with mooseticles and icecream flavoured lubricant.

Hobosapiens created Life-like Doughnuts that hopped trains to Africa and Mongolia, pillaging townsfolk and raping oil-derricks. Suddenly, Asterix exploded with rage, Obelisk cried hard while sucking lollipops. Then, grim pussycats farted on pillows infested with badgers. Trolls cumguzzled while we hoped that Ronnie James Dio would finally release Ozzy from Sharon's tyranny. The trolls also tea bagged Tyrannorabbit while Egypt reclaimed neighbouring Hamunaptra only to find mummies and scarabs stealing burritos for lunch.

Gynecologists observed rotten sandwiches that smelled like dead... sandwiches... but they were sea-kittens, and they slaughtered them with pickaxes. Webbed-gooch grandma cousin ma sister auntie said, "Always put Crisco inside you when you feel the first contraction, followed by some vaseline." Consequently, doctors agree that this method is wise

Every time this happens, the baby just looks like an ugly Pterasaur. Scientists believe that febreeze can cure cancer because gingerbread and febreeze mixed can recreate stem-cell RNA. However it causes anal leakage continuously when mixed with alcohol. If open flame frolics, cautionary sarcoidosis usually results in deflagration.

Fat Bastard sharted rosebuds, followed by ubiquitous penguins marching excitedly towards Armageddon. They arose to wage bloody war upon America, citing discrimination against albino sheep because The Grand Wizard explained how either penguins or donkeys would rule the world. Suddenly, from Ostfriesland, Freakazoid flew quickly into pudding splattering Obama with extra-fruity man-yogurt, consuming everything within Belgium before choking on Luxembourg. Reverse peristalsys occurs as a precursor to reptilian mating, particularly during the seasonal yodelling competition. Counteracting this is stupid. Scientists discovered vomit particles in Victoria's hair. They gently brushed aside these particles only to discover antennae protruding from her forehead for miles! A giant blancmange appeared, freaking out all over the Wimbledon tournament because Maria Sharapova stole someone's burger, and pantsed Elizabeth Berkley because Showgirls danced maniacly around scotch bottles.

Leprechauns emerged. Faeries battled trolls for KFC chicken offal discharge because tangerine juice lags behind platypus' excrement.

Maury declared war against midgets with hermaphroditical characteristics. They retaliated by flinging butt-plugs throughout Disneyland. Although Connie Chung objected because she was menstruating. Gary Gygax jacked off to pictures of Miller because he thought it was a chick with balls. It was around this time that Miller admitted to having a sex change operation.

Soon, the USS Eisenhower carrier battle group deployed to stop pirate metal. However Verbalsniper fought Daemonica relentlessly because scotch was becoming scarce. They both agreed vodka went been shitty and stopped fighting. This allowed the carrier to attack poseurs like Sean Avery and Joaquin Phoenix. They immediately dropped a laser-guided Roseanne Barr into battle, releasing mustard gas when she burst. The UN deployed Angelina Jolie who simply adopted ethiopians, pausing UFC because panda's danced the Charleston on Ron Gracie's head.

Mythbuster's tested exploding leprechauns and found gold, frankincense, myrrh, and Nosferatu inside their Leprechaun eggs. They decided to try again with Daemonica's thread. But they couldn't create enough insulin to counteract the immense coagulated mass of poutine that was clogging the inside of Asian Thunder's rectum. Doctors had to surgically alter his prostrate gland because it became self-aware, and vowed to seek revenge against The Proctor and Gamble Corporation. They had spread herpes throughout the Levant using the underwear of Brad Pitt and Derek Jeter. However, as Angelina Jolie adopted yet another super-assassin persona and attempted to actually fight mercenaries in Egypt, she ended up being passed around their camp in lieu of payment. This caused Jennifer Aniston to become enraged with jealously. She thought Brad would now break his promise to lick the bukkake drippings off of her ass.

It was around this time that Osama bin Laden bombed the Smurf Village. Papa Smurf was furious and grill-fucked McCain, NVA-style, then Smurfette pegged Rabbi Smurf rabidly, for reasons beyond comprehension. Suddenly, Hendrix smoked 1450 joints in a row, causing him to vomit on Janis Joplin's vasectomy fnord when it emitted a foul pulsating sound. Lord Byron was disturbed, and ordered an Absinthe smoothie with a dollop of sour cream.

Fists flew at Octomom because people wanted to check the theory that she was a clone of Angelina Jolie. Eventually, after much pummelling, they decided that she was no longer able to breed. The world breathed a sigh of relief and continued life as normal... which is to say, it collapsed the big top and destroyed Crimson Glory. Sometimes I enjoy. Heterosexual Megatron nerds drank Jager, then disemboweled Puff Daddy for molesting the memory of Biggie Smalls.

TuPac laughed, until reptiles ran off with alabastard to Azkaban-anarama, a creepy new dance music band, which alcohol seems to make worse. Pontius Pilate agreed to battle Jesus for ultimate Caesar's Salad recipes, so they competed on Iron Chef and fought for jalapeno-flavored yogurt.

Jim Duggan roared in agony as Ren violated Stimpy's stamp collection. He ignorantly licked all of the stamps and stuck them onto his butt. Several auctioneers began frantically chasing him to get their hands on The DaVinci choad.

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Once Firefarter sucked his left bedpost until giraffes marched through congress. Someday looking for his yoghurt-tasting Bangladeshi, yellow umbrella shoved inside Madonna's sweet book-shelf. Afterwards, blood fountains began squirting all platypus boobs and octopus memorabilia.

Maybe potatoes scrutinizing falafel makers about their longer toe fungus will encourage proliferation, doubtful. Immigration overseas exists? Horror stories suck courage and ejaculate POWER all over his white chin. Angrily Cockweasel MacGroin said "Stop reading hysterectomy manuals, it's inflaming my nostrils." "Fuck!", Napalm in Dubai makes llamas angry. Calamities multiply personalities via Protag. Evil scabies are non-curable. Orangutans cry when W rapes himself. Witness the uprising pants. Nobody wins. Experience fails to make feet taste licorice-like.

Animal drums sound lame to dumbasses like Tarzan. Squirrels intensify powers cthrough rectal gratification. Jager fucks thirst royally. Toxic Mosh pits usually aren't moderated. What PAIN! Enjoyment comes orgasmically!

Children salivate double scoop ice cream. Zebras mate obliviously while monkeys hug. Pirates breed furiously though. When embarking on people, remember anal lube. Eschatology experts claim masturbation causes retardation. Monkeys happily inject cooking oil to avoid lice infestations. Luckily Batman shoved Robin anally.

Suddenly William slaughtered Cronenberg with a spatula that scooped turquoise baby corpses directly through Latoya's void. Miraculously Spiderman can shoot bananas outta his forehead. Professor Xavier once swallowed kaopectate mixed thoroughly with nails.

Cocknuts are tempting yet smelly. Caligula repented after digesting Spaghetti-Os. Suddenly, Jesus appeared and made soup. why? Transubstantiation. Then, Steven Seagal grinfucked Condoleezza Rice while singing "Crystal Mountain." Afterwards, Jimmy videotaped himself nerding-out. Then, zombies molested skulls.

Upon reflection, Jesters decided skullfucks weren't enough. They grimly killed time brewing ale.

Suddenly, Sloth got angered when Jerusalem exploded, so he rained down glue-on fingernails. This displeased Zeus greatly. He summoned Hades, like an angry titan. Cereberus growled "Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida" forever! and caused Sloth to cry.

Eventually, ICBM's were launched at OJ Simpson because dyslexic children tapdance. Soon, flatulence expelled Pauly Shore into space. Eventually, he landed on Phobos and immediately transformed into Nibiru's slave. Then, Shadow20 created awesome chatter amongst paparazzi infestations using her feminine wiles.

Verbalsniper psionically communicated obscene imagery, outraging Stephen Harper, who immediately wept. He ordered pizzas for iwarrior and hekaloth, laced with absynthe and arsenic. Stupidly, Harper began immolating Ralph Klein, causing pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosi in a dude whose colon was already perforated. Alas, Harper was fucking rabbits with novelty corkscrews.

Someday alien scientists will invent technology that deciphers foreign cuisine. Then Deicide went totally nuts and destroyed Krypton. Suddenly Jenna Jameson sponsored April's didgeridoo and Weezer's balls. However, April was enraged and strangely aroused. Alaska is seceding because tides have undergone Canadianization and enraged April again. She furiously exterminated Arnold with acid.

Eventually Necromancer returned gayer than Jodie Foster gyrating on verbalsniper's cock-erspaniel. Africans rampaged anally amongst twenty throbbing walruses while hauntedbymirrors shocked everyone by swallowing Europe - the band - which nevertheless continued to screw iraqis over. These altercations fueled global tribadism embraced by Amazons who believe that Scientology will touch children inappropriately. Scientologists stupidly urinated on Tom Cruise, who lost his shoes. John Travolta suckles on Fatal if Swallowed's banana tits, voraciously because it's nutritious. Once assassinated, Lincoln and Kennedy conspired because they wished vengeance upon J. Edgar Hoover because their undergarments were too girly.

Suddenly, Jim Carrey intervened, shooting lasers maniacally at Lindsey Lohan because she wore a Napalm Death shirt but couldn't figure out how to headbang. Instead, she snorted buttholes through hell as fast neutrons bombarded inside her pulsating uterus. Seismic waves originating from the fetus incubating inside Lindsey demolished Manowar. This lead pipe smashed Rodney's foot, causing Mastodon to massively inseminate nunneries worldwide.

Robots enjoy destroying Robofist's mighty sword Testiculus immensely, but dislike his epic beard. However, howler monkeys love facial hair. They eagerly fingered Adam Sandler while chewing tobacco, spitting out pieces at GG Allin because Americans smeared cheese upon the throne of BEAST.

Spooge-tastic little prostitots saw terrible visions of \m/.Mike.\m/ tormenting Montreal by sabotaging Caesar's salad cleverly with mooseticles and icecream flavoured lubricant.

Hobosapiens created Life-like Doughnuts that hopped trains to Africa and Mongolia, pillaging townsfolk and raping oil-derricks. Suddenly, Asterix exploded with rage, Obelisk cried hard while sucking lollipops. Then, grim pussycats farted on pillows infested with badgers. Trolls cumguzzled while we hoped that Ronnie James Dio would finally release Ozzy from Sharon's tyranny. The trolls also tea bagged Tyrannorabbit while Egypt reclaimed neighbouring Hamunaptra only to find mummies and scarabs stealing burritos for lunch.

Gynecologists observed rotten sandwiches that smelled like dead... sandwiches... but they were sea-kittens, and they slaughtered them with pickaxes. Webbed-gooch grandma cousin ma sister auntie said, "Always put Crisco inside you when you feel the first contraction, followed by some vaseline." Consequently, doctors agree that this method is wise

Every time this happens, the baby just looks like an ugly Pterasaur. Scientists believe that febreeze can cure cancer because gingerbread and febreeze mixed can recreate stem-cell RNA. However it causes anal leakage continuously when mixed with alcohol. If open flame frolics, cautionary sarcoidosis usually results in deflagration.

Fat Bastard sharted rosebuds, followed by ubiquitous penguins marching excitedly towards Armageddon. They arose to wage bloody war upon America, citing discrimination against albino sheep because The Grand Wizard explained how either penguins or donkeys would rule the world. Suddenly, from Ostfriesland, Freakazoid flew quickly into pudding splattering Obama with extra-fruity man-yogurt, consuming everything within Belgium before choking on Luxembourg. Reverse peristalsys occurs as a precursor to reptilian mating, particularly during the seasonal yodelling competition. Counteracting this is stupid. Scientists discovered vomit particles in Victoria's hair. They gently brushed aside these particles only to discover antennae protruding from her forehead for miles! A giant blancmange appeared, freaking out all over the Wimbledon tournament because Maria Sharapova stole someone's burger, and pantsed Elizabeth Berkley because Showgirls danced maniacly around scotch bottles.

Leprechauns emerged. Faeries battled trolls for KFC chicken offal discharge because tangerine juice lags behind platypus' excrement.

Maury declared war against midgets with hermaphroditical characteristics. They retaliated by flinging butt-plugs throughout Disneyland. Although Connie Chung objected because she was menstruating. Gary Gygax jacked off to pictures of Miller because he thought it was a chick with balls. It was around this time that Miller admitted to having a sex change operation.

Soon, the USS Eisenhower carrier battle group deployed to stop pirate metal. However Verbalsniper fought Daemonica relentlessly because scotch was becoming scarce. They both agreed vodka went been shitty and stopped fighting. This allowed the carrier to attack poseurs like Sean Avery and Joaquin Phoenix. They immediately dropped a laser-guided Roseanne Barr into battle, releasing mustard gas when she burst. The UN deployed Angelina Jolie who simply adopted ethiopians, pausing UFC because panda's danced the Charleston on Ron Gracie's head.

Mythbuster's tested exploding leprechauns and found gold, frankincense, myrrh, and Nosferatu inside their Leprechaun eggs. They decided to try again with Daemonica's thread. But they couldn't create enough insulin to counteract the immense coagulated mass of poutine that was clogging the inside of Asian Thunder's rectum. Doctors had to surgically alter his prostrate gland because it became self-aware, and vowed to seek revenge against The Proctor and Gamble Corporation. They had spread herpes throughout the Levant using the underwear of Brad Pitt and Derek Jeter. However, as Angelina Jolie adopted yet another super-assassin persona and attempted to actually fight mercenaries in Egypt, she ended up being passed around their camp in lieu of payment. This caused Jennifer Aniston to become enraged with jealously. She thought Brad would now break his promise to lick the bukkake drippings off of her ass.

It was around this time that Osama bin Laden bombed the Smurf Village. Papa Smurf was furious and grill-fucked McCain, NVA-style, then Smurfette pegged Rabbi Smurf rabidly, for reasons beyond comprehension. Suddenly, Hendrix smoked 1450 joints in a row, causing him to vomit on Janis Joplin's vasectomy fnord when it emitted a foul pulsating sound. Lord Byron was disturbed, and ordered an Absinthe smoothie with a dollop of sour cream.

Fists flew at Octomom because people wanted to check the theory that she was a clone of Angelina Jolie. Eventually, after much pummelling, they decided that she was no longer able to breed. The world breathed a sigh of relief and continued life as normal... which is to say, it collapsed the big top and destroyed Crimson Glory. Sometimes I enjoy. Heterosexual Megatron nerds drank Jager, then disemboweled Puff Daddy for molesting the memory of Biggie Smalls.

TuPac laughed, until reptiles ran off with alabastard to Azkaban-anarama, a creepy new dance music band, which alcohol seems to make worse. Pontius Pilate agreed to battle Jesus for ultimate Caesar's Salad recipes, so they competed on Iron Chef and fought for jalapeno-flavored yogurt.

Jim Duggan roared in agony as Ren violated Stimpy's stamp collection. He ignorantly licked all of the stamps and stuck them onto his butt. Several auctioneers began frantically chasing him to get their hands on The DaVinci choad.

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Once Firefarter sucked his left bedpost until giraffes marched through congress. Someday looking for his yoghurt-tasting Bangladeshi, yellow umbrella shoved inside Madonna's sweet book-shelf. Afterwards, blood fountains began squirting all platypus boobs and octopus memorabilia.

Maybe potatoes scrutinizing falafel makers about their longer toe fungus will encourage proliferation, doubtful. Immigration overseas exists? Horror stories suck courage and ejaculate POWER all over his white chin. Angrily Cockweasel MacGroin said "Stop reading hysterectomy manuals, it's inflaming my nostrils." "Fuck!", Napalm in Dubai makes llamas angry. Calamities multiply personalities via Protag. Evil scabies are non-curable. Orangutans cry when W rapes himself. Witness the uprising pants. Nobody wins. Experience fails to make feet taste licorice-like.

Animal drums sound lame to dumbasses like Tarzan. Squirrels intensify powers cthrough rectal gratification. Jager fucks thirst royally. Toxic Mosh pits usually aren't moderated. What PAIN! Enjoyment comes orgasmically!

Children salivate double scoop ice cream. Zebras mate obliviously while monkeys hug. Pirates breed furiously though. When embarking on people, remember anal lube. Eschatology experts claim masturbation causes retardation. Monkeys happily inject cooking oil to avoid lice infestations. Luckily Batman shoved Robin anally.

Suddenly William slaughtered Cronenberg with a spatula that scooped turquoise baby corpses directly through Latoya's void. Miraculously Spiderman can shoot bananas outta his forehead. Professor Xavier once swallowed kaopectate mixed thoroughly with nails.

Cocknuts are tempting yet smelly. Caligula repented after digesting Spaghetti-Os. Suddenly, Jesus appeared and made soup. why? Transubstantiation. Then, Steven Seagal grinfucked Condoleezza Rice while singing "Crystal Mountain." Afterwards, Jimmy videotaped himself nerding-out. Then, zombies molested skulls.

Upon reflection, Jesters decided skullfucks weren't enough. They grimly killed time brewing ale.

Suddenly, Sloth got angered when Jerusalem exploded, so he rained down glue-on fingernails. This displeased Zeus greatly. He summoned Hades, like an angry titan. Cereberus growled "Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida" forever! and caused Sloth to cry.

Eventually, ICBM's were launched at OJ Simpson because dyslexic children tapdance. Soon, flatulence expelled Pauly Shore into space. Eventually, he landed on Phobos and immediately transformed into Nibiru's slave. Then, Shadow20 created awesome chatter amongst paparazzi infestations using her feminine wiles.

Verbalsniper psionically communicated obscene imagery, outraging Stephen Harper, who immediately wept. He ordered pizzas for iwarrior and hekaloth, laced with absynthe and arsenic. Stupidly, Harper began immolating Ralph Klein, causing pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosi in a dude whose colon was already perforated. Alas, Harper was fucking rabbits with novelty corkscrews.

Someday alien scientists will invent technology that deciphers foreign cuisine. Then Deicide went totally nuts and destroyed Krypton. Suddenly Jenna Jameson sponsored April's didgeridoo and Weezer's balls. However, April was enraged and strangely aroused. Alaska is seceding because tides have undergone Canadianization and enraged April again. She furiously exterminated Arnold with acid.

Eventually Necromancer returned gayer than Jodie Foster gyrating on verbalsniper's cock-erspaniel. Africans rampaged anally amongst twenty throbbing walruses while hauntedbymirrors shocked everyone by swallowing Europe - the band - which nevertheless continued to screw iraqis over. These altercations fueled global tribadism embraced by Amazons who believe that Scientology will touch children inappropriately. Scientologists stupidly urinated on Tom Cruise, who lost his shoes. John Travolta suckles on Fatal if Swallowed's banana tits, voraciously because it's nutritious. Once assassinated, Lincoln and Kennedy conspired because they wished vengeance upon J. Edgar Hoover because their undergarments were too girly.

Suddenly, Jim Carrey intervened, shooting lasers maniacally at Lindsey Lohan because she wore a Napalm Death shirt but couldn't figure out how to headbang. Instead, she snorted buttholes through hell as fast neutrons bombarded inside her pulsating uterus. Seismic waves originating from the fetus incubating inside Lindsey demolished Manowar. This lead pipe smashed Rodney's foot, causing Mastodon to massively inseminate nunneries worldwide.

Robots enjoy destroying Robofist's mighty sword Testiculus immensely, but dislike his epic beard. However, howler monkeys love facial hair. They eagerly fingered Adam Sandler while chewing tobacco, spitting out pieces at GG Allin because Americans smeared cheese upon the throne of BEAST.

Spooge-tastic little prostitots saw terrible visions of \m/.Mike.\m/ tormenting Montreal by sabotaging Caesar's salad cleverly with mooseticles and icecream flavoured lubricant.

Hobosapiens created Life-like Doughnuts that hopped trains to Africa and Mongolia, pillaging townsfolk and raping oil-derricks. Suddenly, Asterix exploded with rage, Obelisk cried hard while sucking lollipops. Then, grim pussycats farted on pillows infested with badgers. Trolls cumguzzled while we hoped that Ronnie James Dio would finally release Ozzy from Sharon's tyranny. The trolls also tea bagged Tyrannorabbit while Egypt reclaimed neighbouring Hamunaptra only to find mummies and scarabs stealing burritos for lunch.

Gynecologists observed rotten sandwiches that smelled like dead... sandwiches... but they were sea-kittens, and they slaughtered them with pickaxes. Webbed-gooch grandma cousin ma sister auntie said, "Always put Crisco inside you when you feel the first contraction, followed by some vaseline." Consequently, doctors agree that this method is wise

Every time this happens, the baby just looks like an ugly Pterasaur. Scientists believe that febreeze can cure cancer because gingerbread and febreeze mixed can recreate stem-cell RNA. However it causes anal leakage continuously when mixed with alcohol. If open flame frolics, cautionary sarcoidosis usually results in deflagration.

Fat Bastard sharted rosebuds, followed by ubiquitous penguins marching excitedly towards Armageddon. They arose to wage bloody war upon America, citing discrimination against albino sheep because The Grand Wizard explained how either penguins or donkeys would rule the world. Suddenly, from Ostfriesland, Freakazoid flew quickly into pudding splattering Obama with extra-fruity man-yogurt, consuming everything within Belgium before choking on Luxembourg. Reverse peristalsys occurs as a precursor to reptilian mating, particularly during the seasonal yodelling competition. Counteracting this is stupid. Scientists discovered vomit particles in Victoria's hair. They gently brushed aside these particles only to discover antennae protruding from her forehead for miles! A giant blancmange appeared, freaking out all over the Wimbledon tournament because Maria Sharapova stole someone's burger, and pantsed Elizabeth Berkley because Showgirls danced maniacly around scotch bottles.

Leprechauns emerged. Faeries battled trolls for KFC chicken offal discharge because tangerine juice lags behind platypus' excrement.

Maury declared war against midgets with hermaphroditical characteristics. They retaliated by flinging butt-plugs throughout Disneyland. Although Connie Chung objected because she was menstruating. Gary Gygax jacked off to pictures of Miller because he thought it was a chick with balls. It was around this time that Miller admitted to having a sex change operation.

Soon, the USS Eisenhower carrier battle group deployed to stop pirate metal. However Verbalsniper fought Daemonica relentlessly because scotch was becoming scarce. They both agreed vodka went been shitty and stopped fighting. This allowed the carrier to attack poseurs like Sean Avery and Joaquin Phoenix. They immediately dropped a laser-guided Roseanne Barr into battle, releasing mustard gas when she burst. The UN deployed Angelina Jolie who simply adopted ethiopians, pausing UFC because panda's danced the Charleston on Ron Gracie's head.

Mythbuster's tested exploding leprechauns and found gold, frankincense, myrrh, and Nosferatu inside their Leprechaun eggs. They decided to try again with Daemonica's thread. But they couldn't create enough insulin to counteract the immense coagulated mass of poutine that was clogging the inside of Asian Thunder's rectum. Doctors had to surgically alter his prostrate gland because it became self-aware, and vowed to seek revenge against The Proctor and Gamble Corporation. They had spread herpes throughout the Levant using the underwear of Brad Pitt and Derek Jeter. However, as Angelina Jolie adopted yet another super-assassin persona and attempted to actually fight mercenaries in Egypt, she ended up being passed around their camp in lieu of payment. This caused Jennifer Aniston to become enraged with jealously. She thought Brad would now break his promise to lick the bukkake drippings off of her ass.

It was around this time that Osama bin Laden bombed the Smurf Village. Papa Smurf was furious and grill-fucked McCain, NVA-style, then Smurfette pegged Rabbi Smurf rabidly, for reasons beyond comprehension. Suddenly, Hendrix smoked 1450 joints in a row, causing him to vomit on Janis Joplin's vasectomy fnord when it emitted a foul pulsating sound. Lord Byron was disturbed, and ordered an Absinthe smoothie with a dollop of sour cream.

Fists flew at Octomom because people wanted to check the theory that she was a clone of Angelina Jolie. Eventually, after much pummelling, they decided that she was no longer able to breed. The world breathed a sigh of relief and continued life as normal... which is to say, it collapsed the big top and destroyed Crimson Glory. Sometimes I enjoy. Heterosexual Megatron nerds drank Jager, then disemboweled Puff Daddy for molesting the memory of Biggie Smalls.

TuPac laughed, until reptiles ran off with alabastard to Azkaban-anarama, a creepy new dance music band, which alcohol seems to make worse. Pontius Pilate agreed to battle Jesus for ultimate Caesar's Salad recipes, so they competed on Iron Chef and fought for jalapeno-flavored yogurt.

Jim Duggan roared in agony as Ren violated Stimpy's stamp collection. He ignorantly licked all of the stamps and stuck them onto his butt. Several auctioneers began frantically chasing him to get their hands on The DaVinci choad.

Suddenly, Page and Plant

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Once Firefarter sucked his left bedpost until giraffes marched through congress. Someday looking for his yoghurt-tasting Bangladeshi, yellow umbrella shoved inside Madonna's sweet book-shelf. Afterwards, blood fountains began squirting all platypus boobs and octopus memorabilia.

Maybe potatoes scrutinizing falafel makers about their longer toe fungus will encourage proliferation, doubtful. Immigration overseas exists? Horror stories suck courage and ejaculate POWER all over his white chin. Angrily Cockweasel MacGroin said "Stop reading hysterectomy manuals, it's inflaming my nostrils." "Fuck!", Napalm in Dubai makes llamas angry. Calamities multiply personalities via Protag. Evil scabies are non-curable. Orangutans cry when W rapes himself. Witness the uprising pants. Nobody wins. Experience fails to make feet taste licorice-like.

Animal drums sound lame to dumbasses like Tarzan. Squirrels intensify powers cthrough rectal gratification. Jager fucks thirst royally. Toxic Mosh pits usually aren't moderated. What PAIN! Enjoyment comes orgasmically!

Children salivate double scoop ice cream. Zebras mate obliviously while monkeys hug. Pirates breed furiously though. When embarking on people, remember anal lube. Eschatology experts claim masturbation causes retardation. Monkeys happily inject cooking oil to avoid lice infestations. Luckily Batman shoved Robin anally.

Suddenly William slaughtered Cronenberg with a spatula that scooped turquoise baby corpses directly through Latoya's void. Miraculously Spiderman can shoot bananas outta his forehead. Professor Xavier once swallowed kaopectate mixed thoroughly with nails.

Cocknuts are tempting yet smelly. Caligula repented after digesting Spaghetti-Os. Suddenly, Jesus appeared and made soup. why? Transubstantiation. Then, Steven Seagal grinfucked Condoleezza Rice while singing "Crystal Mountain." Afterwards, Jimmy videotaped himself nerding-out. Then, zombies molested skulls.

Upon reflection, Jesters decided skullfucks weren't enough. They grimly killed time brewing ale.

Suddenly, Sloth got angered when Jerusalem exploded, so he rained down glue-on fingernails. This displeased Zeus greatly. He summoned Hades, like an angry titan. Cereberus growled "Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida" forever! and caused Sloth to cry.

Eventually, ICBM's were launched at OJ Simpson because dyslexic children tapdance. Soon, flatulence expelled Pauly Shore into space. Eventually, he landed on Phobos and immediately transformed into Nibiru's slave. Then, Shadow20 created awesome chatter amongst paparazzi infestations using her feminine wiles.

Verbalsniper psionically communicated obscene imagery, outraging Stephen Harper, who immediately wept. He ordered pizzas for iwarrior and hekaloth, laced with absynthe and arsenic. Stupidly, Harper began immolating Ralph Klein, causing pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosi in a dude whose colon was already perforated. Alas, Harper was fucking rabbits with novelty corkscrews.

Someday alien scientists will invent technology that deciphers foreign cuisine. Then Deicide went totally nuts and destroyed Krypton. Suddenly Jenna Jameson sponsored April's didgeridoo and Weezer's balls. However, April was enraged and strangely aroused. Alaska is seceding because tides have undergone Canadianization and enraged April again. She furiously exterminated Arnold with acid.

Eventually Necromancer returned gayer than Jodie Foster gyrating on verbalsniper's cock-erspaniel. Africans rampaged anally amongst twenty throbbing walruses while hauntedbymirrors shocked everyone by swallowing Europe - the band - which nevertheless continued to screw iraqis over. These altercations fueled global tribadism embraced by Amazons who believe that Scientology will touch children inappropriately. Scientologists stupidly urinated on Tom Cruise, who lost his shoes. John Travolta suckles on Fatal if Swallowed's banana tits, voraciously because it's nutritious. Once assassinated, Lincoln and Kennedy conspired because they wished vengeance upon J. Edgar Hoover because their undergarments were too girly.

Suddenly, Jim Carrey intervened, shooting lasers maniacally at Lindsey Lohan because she wore a Napalm Death shirt but couldn't figure out how to headbang. Instead, she snorted buttholes through hell as fast neutrons bombarded inside her pulsating uterus. Seismic waves originating from the fetus incubating inside Lindsey demolished Manowar. This lead pipe smashed Rodney's foot, causing Mastodon to massively inseminate nunneries worldwide.

Robots enjoy destroying Robofist's mighty sword Testiculus immensely, but dislike his epic beard. However, howler monkeys love facial hair. They eagerly fingered Adam Sandler while chewing tobacco, spitting out pieces at GG Allin because Americans smeared cheese upon the throne of BEAST.

Spooge-tastic little prostitots saw terrible visions of \m/.Mike.\m/ tormenting Montreal by sabotaging Caesar's salad cleverly with mooseticles and icecream flavoured lubricant.

Hobosapiens created Life-like Doughnuts that hopped trains to Africa and Mongolia, pillaging townsfolk and raping oil-derricks. Suddenly, Asterix exploded with rage, Obelisk cried hard while sucking lollipops. Then, grim pussycats farted on pillows infested with badgers. Trolls cumguzzled while we hoped that Ronnie James Dio would finally release Ozzy from Sharon's tyranny. The trolls also tea bagged Tyrannorabbit while Egypt reclaimed neighbouring Hamunaptra only to find mummies and scarabs stealing burritos for lunch.

Gynecologists observed rotten sandwiches that smelled like dead... sandwiches... but they were sea-kittens, and they slaughtered them with pickaxes. Webbed-gooch grandma cousin ma sister auntie said, "Always put Crisco inside you when you feel the first contraction, followed by some vaseline." Consequently, doctors agree that this method is wise

Every time this happens, the baby just looks like an ugly Pterasaur. Scientists believe that febreeze can cure cancer because gingerbread and febreeze mixed can recreate stem-cell RNA. However it causes anal leakage continuously when mixed with alcohol. If open flame frolics, cautionary sarcoidosis usually results in deflagration.

Fat Bastard sharted rosebuds, followed by ubiquitous penguins marching excitedly towards Armageddon. They arose to wage bloody war upon America, citing discrimination against albino sheep because The Grand Wizard explained how either penguins or donkeys would rule the world. Suddenly, from Ostfriesland, Freakazoid flew quickly into pudding splattering Obama with extra-fruity man-yogurt, consuming everything within Belgium before choking on Luxembourg. Reverse peristalsys occurs as a precursor to reptilian mating, particularly during the seasonal yodelling competition. Counteracting this is stupid. Scientists discovered vomit particles in Victoria's hair. They gently brushed aside these particles only to discover antennae protruding from her forehead for miles! A giant blancmange appeared, freaking out all over the Wimbledon tournament because Maria Sharapova stole someone's burger, and pantsed Elizabeth Berkley because Showgirls danced maniacly around scotch bottles.

Leprechauns emerged. Faeries battled trolls for KFC chicken offal discharge because tangerine juice lags behind platypus' excrement.

Maury declared war against midgets with hermaphroditical characteristics. They retaliated by flinging butt-plugs throughout Disneyland. Although Connie Chung objected because she was menstruating. Gary Gygax jacked off to pictures of Miller because he thought it was a chick with balls. It was around this time that Miller admitted to having a sex change operation.

Soon, the USS Eisenhower carrier battle group deployed to stop pirate metal. However Verbalsniper fought Daemonica relentlessly because scotch was becoming scarce. They both agreed vodka went been shitty and stopped fighting. This allowed the carrier to attack poseurs like Sean Avery and Joaquin Phoenix. They immediately dropped a laser-guided Roseanne Barr into battle, releasing mustard gas when she burst. The UN deployed Angelina Jolie who simply adopted ethiopians, pausing UFC because panda's danced the Charleston on Ron Gracie's head.

Mythbuster's tested exploding leprechauns and found gold, frankincense, myrrh, and Nosferatu inside their Leprechaun eggs. They decided to try again with Daemonica's thread. But they couldn't create enough insulin to counteract the immense coagulated mass of poutine that was clogging the inside of Asian Thunder's rectum. Doctors had to surgically alter his prostrate gland because it became self-aware, and vowed to seek revenge against The Proctor and Gamble Corporation. They had spread herpes throughout the Levant using the underwear of Brad Pitt and Derek Jeter. However, as Angelina Jolie adopted yet another super-assassin persona and attempted to actually fight mercenaries in Egypt, she ended up being passed around their camp in lieu of payment. This caused Jennifer Aniston to become enraged with jealously. She thought Brad would now break his promise to lick the bukkake drippings off of her ass.

It was around this time that Osama bin Laden bombed the Smurf Village. Papa Smurf was furious and grill-fucked McCain, NVA-style, then Smurfette pegged Rabbi Smurf rabidly, for reasons beyond comprehension. Suddenly, Hendrix smoked 1450 joints in a row, causing him to vomit on Janis Joplin's vasectomy fnord when it emitted a foul pulsating sound. Lord Byron was disturbed, and ordered an Absinthe smoothie with a dollop of sour cream.

Fists flew at Octomom because people wanted to check the theory that she was a clone of Angelina Jolie. Eventually, after much pummelling, they decided that she was no longer able to breed. The world breathed a sigh of relief and continued life as normal... which is to say, it collapsed the big top and destroyed Crimson Glory. Sometimes I enjoy. Heterosexual Megatron nerds drank Jager, then disemboweled Puff Daddy for molesting the memory of Biggie Smalls.

TuPac laughed, until reptiles ran off with alabastard to Azkaban-anarama, a creepy new dance music band, which alcohol seems to make worse. Pontius Pilate agreed to battle Jesus for ultimate Caesar's Salad recipes, so they competed on Iron Chef and fought for jalapeno-flavored yogurt.

Jim Duggan roared in agony as Ren violated Stimpy's stamp collection. He ignorantly licked all of the stamps and stuck them onto his butt. Several auctioneers began frantically chasing him to get their hands on The DaVinci choad.

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Once Firefarter sucked his left bedpost until giraffes marched through congress. Someday looking for his yoghurt-tasting Bangladeshi, yellow umbrella shoved inside Madonna's sweet book-shelf. Afterwards, blood fountains began squirting all platypus boobs and octopus memorabilia.

Maybe potatoes scrutinizing falafel makers about their longer toe fungus will encourage proliferation, doubtful. Immigration overseas exists? Horror stories suck courage and ejaculate POWER all over his white chin. Angrily Cockweasel MacGroin said "Stop reading hysterectomy manuals, it's inflaming my nostrils." "Fuck!", Napalm in Dubai makes llamas angry. Calamities multiply personalities via Protag. Evil scabies are non-curable. Orangutans cry when W rapes himself. Witness the uprising pants. Nobody wins. Experience fails to make feet taste licorice-like.

Animal drums sound lame to dumbasses like Tarzan. Squirrels intensify powers cthrough rectal gratification. Jager fucks thirst royally. Toxic Mosh pits usually aren't moderated. What PAIN! Enjoyment comes orgasmically!

Children salivate double scoop ice cream. Zebras mate obliviously while monkeys hug. Pirates breed furiously though. When embarking on people, remember anal lube. Eschatology experts claim masturbation causes retardation. Monkeys happily inject cooking oil to avoid lice infestations. Luckily Batman shoved Robin anally.

Suddenly William slaughtered Cronenberg with a spatula that scooped turquoise baby corpses directly through Latoya's void. Miraculously Spiderman can shoot bananas outta his forehead. Professor Xavier once swallowed kaopectate mixed thoroughly with nails.

Cocknuts are tempting yet smelly. Caligula repented after digesting Spaghetti-Os. Suddenly, Jesus appeared and made soup. why? Transubstantiation. Then, Steven Seagal grinfucked Condoleezza Rice while singing "Crystal Mountain." Afterwards, Jimmy videotaped himself nerding-out. Then, zombies molested skulls.

Upon reflection, Jesters decided skullfucks weren't enough. They grimly killed time brewing ale.

Suddenly, Sloth got angered when Jerusalem exploded, so he rained down glue-on fingernails. This displeased Zeus greatly. He summoned Hades, like an angry titan. Cereberus growled "Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida" forever! and caused Sloth to cry.

Eventually, ICBM's were launched at OJ Simpson because dyslexic children tapdance. Soon, flatulence expelled Pauly Shore into space. Eventually, he landed on Phobos and immediately transformed into Nibiru's slave. Then, Shadow20 created awesome chatter amongst paparazzi infestations using her feminine wiles.

Verbalsniper psionically communicated obscene imagery, outraging Stephen Harper, who immediately wept. He ordered pizzas for iwarrior and hekaloth, laced with absynthe and arsenic. Stupidly, Harper began immolating Ralph Klein, causing pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosi in a dude whose colon was already perforated. Alas, Harper was fucking rabbits with novelty corkscrews.

Someday alien scientists will invent technology that deciphers foreign cuisine. Then Deicide went totally nuts and destroyed Krypton. Suddenly Jenna Jameson sponsored April's didgeridoo and Weezer's balls. However, April was enraged and strangely aroused. Alaska is seceding because tides have undergone Canadianization and enraged April again. She furiously exterminated Arnold with acid.

Eventually Necromancer returned gayer than Jodie Foster gyrating on verbalsniper's cock-erspaniel. Africans rampaged anally amongst twenty throbbing walruses while hauntedbymirrors shocked everyone by swallowing Europe - the band - which nevertheless continued to screw iraqis over. These altercations fueled global tribadism embraced by Amazons who believe that Scientology will touch children inappropriately. Scientologists stupidly urinated on Tom Cruise, who lost his shoes. John Travolta suckles on Fatal if Swallowed's banana tits, voraciously because it's nutritious. Once assassinated, Lincoln and Kennedy conspired because they wished vengeance upon J. Edgar Hoover because their undergarments were too girly.

Suddenly, Jim Carrey intervened, shooting lasers maniacally at Lindsey Lohan because she wore a Napalm Death shirt but couldn't figure out how to headbang. Instead, she snorted buttholes through hell as fast neutrons bombarded inside her pulsating uterus. Seismic waves originating from the fetus incubating inside Lindsey demolished Manowar. This lead pipe smashed Rodney's foot, causing Mastodon to massively inseminate nunneries worldwide.

Robots enjoy destroying Robofist's mighty sword Testiculus immensely, but dislike his epic beard. However, howler monkeys love facial hair. They eagerly fingered Adam Sandler while chewing tobacco, spitting out pieces at GG Allin because Americans smeared cheese upon the throne of BEAST.

Spooge-tastic little prostitots saw terrible visions of \m/.Mike.\m/ tormenting Montreal by sabotaging Caesar's salad cleverly with mooseticles and icecream flavoured lubricant.

Hobosapiens created Life-like Doughnuts that hopped trains to Africa and Mongolia, pillaging townsfolk and raping oil-derricks. Suddenly, Asterix exploded with rage, Obelisk cried hard while sucking lollipops. Then, grim pussycats farted on pillows infested with badgers. Trolls cumguzzled while we hoped that Ronnie James Dio would finally release Ozzy from Sharon's tyranny. The trolls also tea bagged Tyrannorabbit while Egypt reclaimed neighbouring Hamunaptra only to find mummies and scarabs stealing burritos for lunch.

Gynecologists observed rotten sandwiches that smelled like dead... sandwiches... but they were sea-kittens, and they slaughtered them with pickaxes. Webbed-gooch grandma cousin ma sister auntie said, "Always put Crisco inside you when you feel the first contraction, followed by some vaseline." Consequently, doctors agree that this method is wise

Every time this happens, the baby just looks like an ugly Pterasaur. Scientists believe that febreeze can cure cancer because gingerbread and febreeze mixed can recreate stem-cell RNA. However it causes anal leakage continuously when mixed with alcohol. If open flame frolics, cautionary sarcoidosis usually results in deflagration.

Fat Bastard sharted rosebuds, followed by ubiquitous penguins marching excitedly towards Armageddon. They arose to wage bloody war upon America, citing discrimination against albino sheep because The Grand Wizard explained how either penguins or donkeys would rule the world. Suddenly, from Ostfriesland, Freakazoid flew quickly into pudding splattering Obama with extra-fruity man-yogurt, consuming everything within Belgium before choking on Luxembourg. Reverse peristalsys occurs as a precursor to reptilian mating, particularly during the seasonal yodelling competition. Counteracting this is stupid. Scientists discovered vomit particles in Victoria's hair. They gently brushed aside these particles only to discover antennae protruding from her forehead for miles! A giant blancmange appeared, freaking out all over the Wimbledon tournament because Maria Sharapova stole someone's burger, and pantsed Elizabeth Berkley because Showgirls danced maniacly around scotch bottles.

Leprechauns emerged. Faeries battled trolls for KFC chicken offal discharge because tangerine juice lags behind platypus' excrement.

Maury declared war against midgets with hermaphroditical characteristics. They retaliated by flinging butt-plugs throughout Disneyland. Although Connie Chung objected because she was menstruating. Gary Gygax jacked off to pictures of Miller because he thought it was a chick with balls. It was around this time that Miller admitted to having a sex change operation.

Soon, the USS Eisenhower carrier battle group deployed to stop pirate metal. However Verbalsniper fought Daemonica relentlessly because scotch was becoming scarce. They both agreed vodka went been shitty and stopped fighting. This allowed the carrier to attack poseurs like Sean Avery and Joaquin Phoenix. They immediately dropped a laser-guided Roseanne Barr into battle, releasing mustard gas when she burst. The UN deployed Angelina Jolie who simply adopted ethiopians, pausing UFC because panda's danced the Charleston on Ron Gracie's head.

Mythbuster's tested exploding leprechauns and found gold, frankincense, myrrh, and Nosferatu inside their Leprechaun eggs. They decided to try again with Daemonica's thread. But they couldn't create enough insulin to counteract the immense coagulated mass of poutine that was clogging the inside of Asian Thunder's rectum. Doctors had to surgically alter his prostrate gland because it became self-aware, and vowed to seek revenge against The Proctor and Gamble Corporation. They had spread herpes throughout the Levant using the underwear of Brad Pitt and Derek Jeter. However, as Angelina Jolie adopted yet another super-assassin persona and attempted to actually fight mercenaries in Egypt, she ended up being passed around their camp in lieu of payment. This caused Jennifer Aniston to become enraged with jealously. She thought Brad would now break his promise to lick the bukkake drippings off of her ass.

It was around this time that Osama bin Laden bombed the Smurf Village. Papa Smurf was furious and grill-fucked McCain, NVA-style, then Smurfette pegged Rabbi Smurf rabidly, for reasons beyond comprehension. Suddenly, Hendrix smoked 1450 joints in a row, causing him to vomit on Janis Joplin's vasectomy fnord when it emitted a foul pulsating sound. Lord Byron was disturbed, and ordered an Absinthe smoothie with a dollop of sour cream.

Fists flew at Octomom because people wanted to check the theory that she was a clone of Angelina Jolie. Eventually, after much pummelling, they decided that she was no longer able to breed. The world breathed a sigh of relief and continued life as normal... which is to say, it collapsed the big top and destroyed Crimson Glory. Sometimes I enjoy. Heterosexual Megatron nerds drank Jager, then disemboweled Puff Daddy for molesting the memory of Biggie Smalls.

TuPac laughed, until reptiles ran off with alabastard to Azkaban-anarama, a creepy new dance music band, which alcohol seems to make worse. Pontius Pilate agreed to battle Jesus for ultimate Caesar's Salad recipes, so they competed on Iron Chef and fought for jalapeno-flavored yogurt.

Jim Duggan roared in agony as Ren violated Stimpy's stamp collection. He ignorantly licked all of the stamps and stuck them onto his butt. Several auctioneers began frantically chasing him to get their hands on The DaVinci choad.

Suddenly, Page and Plant discovered Poujadism, and

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Once Firefarter sucked his left bedpost until giraffes marched through congress. Someday looking for his yoghurt-tasting Bangladeshi, yellow umbrella shoved inside Madonna's sweet book-shelf. Afterwards, blood fountains began squirting all platypus boobs and octopus memorabilia.

Maybe potatoes scrutinizing falafel makers about their longer toe fungus will encourage proliferation, doubtful. Immigration overseas exists? Horror stories suck courage and ejaculate POWER all over his white chin. Angrily Cockweasel MacGroin said "Stop reading hysterectomy manuals, it's inflaming my nostrils." "Fuck!", Napalm in Dubai makes llamas angry. Calamities multiply personalities via Protag. Evil scabies are non-curable. Orangutans cry when W rapes himself. Witness the uprising pants. Nobody wins. Experience fails to make feet taste licorice-like.

Animal drums sound lame to dumbasses like Tarzan. Squirrels intensify powers cthrough rectal gratification. Jager fucks thirst royally. Toxic Mosh pits usually aren't moderated. What PAIN! Enjoyment comes orgasmically!

Children salivate double scoop ice cream. Zebras mate obliviously while monkeys hug. Pirates breed furiously though. When embarking on people, remember anal lube. Eschatology experts claim masturbation causes retardation. Monkeys happily inject cooking oil to avoid lice infestations. Luckily Batman shoved Robin anally.

Suddenly William slaughtered Cronenberg with a spatula that scooped turquoise baby corpses directly through Latoya's void. Miraculously Spiderman can shoot bananas outta his forehead. Professor Xavier once swallowed kaopectate mixed thoroughly with nails.

Cocknuts are tempting yet smelly. Caligula repented after digesting Spaghetti-Os. Suddenly, Jesus appeared and made soup. why? Transubstantiation. Then, Steven Seagal grinfucked Condoleezza Rice while singing "Crystal Mountain." Afterwards, Jimmy videotaped himself nerding-out. Then, zombies molested skulls.

Upon reflection, Jesters decided skullfucks weren't enough. They grimly killed time brewing ale.

Suddenly, Sloth got angered when Jerusalem exploded, so he rained down glue-on fingernails. This displeased Zeus greatly. He summoned Hades, like an angry titan. Cereberus growled "Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida" forever! and caused Sloth to cry.

Eventually, ICBM's were launched at OJ Simpson because dyslexic children tapdance. Soon, flatulence expelled Pauly Shore into space. Eventually, he landed on Phobos and immediately transformed into Nibiru's slave. Then, Shadow20 created awesome chatter amongst paparazzi infestations using her feminine wiles.

Verbalsniper psionically communicated obscene imagery, outraging Stephen Harper, who immediately wept. He ordered pizzas for iwarrior and hekaloth, laced with absynthe and arsenic. Stupidly, Harper began immolating Ralph Klein, causing pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosi in a dude whose colon was already perforated. Alas, Harper was fucking rabbits with novelty corkscrews.

Someday alien scientists will invent technology that deciphers foreign cuisine. Then Deicide went totally nuts and destroyed Krypton. Suddenly Jenna Jameson sponsored April's didgeridoo and Weezer's balls. However, April was enraged and strangely aroused. Alaska is seceding because tides have undergone Canadianization and enraged April again. She furiously exterminated Arnold with acid.

Eventually Necromancer returned gayer than Jodie Foster gyrating on verbalsniper's cock-erspaniel. Africans rampaged anally amongst twenty throbbing walruses while hauntedbymirrors shocked everyone by swallowing Europe - the band - which nevertheless continued to screw iraqis over. These altercations fueled global tribadism embraced by Amazons who believe that Scientology will touch children inappropriately. Scientologists stupidly urinated on Tom Cruise, who lost his shoes. John Travolta suckles on Fatal if Swallowed's banana tits, voraciously because it's nutritious. Once assassinated, Lincoln and Kennedy conspired because they wished vengeance upon J. Edgar Hoover because their undergarments were too girly.

Suddenly, Jim Carrey intervened, shooting lasers maniacally at Lindsey Lohan because she wore a Napalm Death shirt but couldn't figure out how to headbang. Instead, she snorted buttholes through hell as fast neutrons bombarded inside her pulsating uterus. Seismic waves originating from the fetus incubating inside Lindsey demolished Manowar. This lead pipe smashed Rodney's foot, causing Mastodon to massively inseminate nunneries worldwide.

Robots enjoy destroying Robofist's mighty sword Testiculus immensely, but dislike his epic beard. However, howler monkeys love facial hair. They eagerly fingered Adam Sandler while chewing tobacco, spitting out pieces at GG Allin because Americans smeared cheese upon the throne of BEAST.

Spooge-tastic little prostitots saw terrible visions of \m/.Mike.\m/ tormenting Montreal by sabotaging Caesar's salad cleverly with mooseticles and icecream flavoured lubricant.

Hobosapiens created Life-like Doughnuts that hopped trains to Africa and Mongolia, pillaging townsfolk and raping oil-derricks. Suddenly, Asterix exploded with rage, Obelisk cried hard while sucking lollipops. Then, grim pussycats farted on pillows infested with badgers. Trolls cumguzzled while we hoped that Ronnie James Dio would finally release Ozzy from Sharon's tyranny. The trolls also tea bagged Tyrannorabbit while Egypt reclaimed neighbouring Hamunaptra only to find mummies and scarabs stealing burritos for lunch.

Gynecologists observed rotten sandwiches that smelled like dead... sandwiches... but they were sea-kittens, and they slaughtered them with pickaxes. Webbed-gooch grandma cousin ma sister auntie said, "Always put Crisco inside you when you feel the first contraction, followed by some vaseline." Consequently, doctors agree that this method is wise

Every time this happens, the baby just looks like an ugly Pterasaur. Scientists believe that febreeze can cure cancer because gingerbread and febreeze mixed can recreate stem-cell RNA. However it causes anal leakage continuously when mixed with alcohol. If open flame frolics, cautionary sarcoidosis usually results in deflagration.

Fat Bastard sharted rosebuds, followed by ubiquitous penguins marching excitedly towards Armageddon. They arose to wage bloody war upon America, citing discrimination against albino sheep because The Grand Wizard explained how either penguins or donkeys would rule the world. Suddenly, from Ostfriesland, Freakazoid flew quickly into pudding splattering Obama with extra-fruity man-yogurt, consuming everything within Belgium before choking on Luxembourg. Reverse peristalsys occurs as a precursor to reptilian mating, particularly during the seasonal yodelling competition. Counteracting this is stupid. Scientists discovered vomit particles in Victoria's hair. They gently brushed aside these particles only to discover antennae protruding from her forehead for miles! A giant blancmange appeared, freaking out all over the Wimbledon tournament because Maria Sharapova stole someone's burger, and pantsed Elizabeth Berkley because Showgirls danced maniacly around scotch bottles.

Leprechauns emerged. Faeries battled trolls for KFC chicken offal discharge because tangerine juice lags behind platypus' excrement.

Maury declared war against midgets with hermaphroditical characteristics. They retaliated by flinging butt-plugs throughout Disneyland. Although Connie Chung objected because she was menstruating. Gary Gygax jacked off to pictures of Miller because he thought it was a chick with balls. It was around this time that Miller admitted to having a sex change operation.

Soon, the USS Eisenhower carrier battle group deployed to stop pirate metal. However Verbalsniper fought Daemonica relentlessly because scotch was becoming scarce. They both agreed vodka went been shitty and stopped fighting. This allowed the carrier to attack poseurs like Sean Avery and Joaquin Phoenix. They immediately dropped a laser-guided Roseanne Barr into battle, releasing mustard gas when she burst. The UN deployed Angelina Jolie who simply adopted ethiopians, pausing UFC because panda's danced the Charleston on Ron Gracie's head.

Mythbuster's tested exploding leprechauns and found gold, frankincense, myrrh, and Nosferatu inside their Leprechaun eggs. They decided to try again with Daemonica's thread. But they couldn't create enough insulin to counteract the immense coagulated mass of poutine that was clogging the inside of Asian Thunder's rectum. Doctors had to surgically alter his prostrate gland because it became self-aware, and vowed to seek revenge against The Proctor and Gamble Corporation. They had spread herpes throughout the Levant using the underwear of Brad Pitt and Derek Jeter. However, as Angelina Jolie adopted yet another super-assassin persona and attempted to actually fight mercenaries in Egypt, she ended up being passed around their camp in lieu of payment. This caused Jennifer Aniston to become enraged with jealously. She thought Brad would now break his promise to lick the bukkake drippings off of her ass.

It was around this time that Osama bin Laden bombed the Smurf Village. Papa Smurf was furious and grill-fucked McCain, NVA-style, then Smurfette pegged Rabbi Smurf rabidly, for reasons beyond comprehension. Suddenly, Hendrix smoked 1450 joints in a row, causing him to vomit on Janis Joplin's vasectomy fnord when it emitted a foul pulsating sound. Lord Byron was disturbed, and ordered an Absinthe smoothie with a dollop of sour cream.

Fists flew at Octomom because people wanted to check the theory that she was a clone of Angelina Jolie. Eventually, after much pummelling, they decided that she was no longer able to breed. The world breathed a sigh of relief and continued life as normal... which is to say, it collapsed the big top and destroyed Crimson Glory. Sometimes I enjoy. Heterosexual Megatron nerds drank Jager, then disemboweled Puff Daddy for molesting the memory of Biggie Smalls.

TuPac laughed, until reptiles ran off with alabastard to Azkaban-anarama, a creepy new dance music band, which alcohol seems to make worse. Pontius Pilate agreed to battle Jesus for ultimate Caesar's Salad recipes, so they competed on Iron Chef and fought for jalapeno-flavored yogurt.

Jim Duggan roared in agony as Ren violated Stimpy's stamp collection. He ignorantly licked all of the stamps and stuck them onto his butt. Several auctioneers began frantically chasing him to get their hands on The DaVinci choad.

Suddenly, Page and Plant discovered Poujadism, and decided to


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Once Firefarter sucked his left bedpost until giraffes marched through congress. Someday looking for his yoghurt-tasting Bangladeshi, yellow umbrella shoved inside Madonna's sweet book-shelf. Afterwards, blood fountains began squirting all platypus boobs and octopus memorabilia.

Maybe potatoes scrutinizing falafel makers about their longer toe fungus will encourage proliferation, doubtful. Immigration overseas exists? Horror stories suck courage and ejaculate POWER all over his white chin. Angrily Cockweasel MacGroin said "Stop reading hysterectomy manuals, it's inflaming my nostrils." "Fuck!", Napalm in Dubai makes llamas angry. Calamities multiply personalities via Protag. Evil scabies are non-curable. Orangutans cry when W rapes himself. Witness the uprising pants. Nobody wins. Experience fails to make feet taste licorice-like.

Animal drums sound lame to dumbasses like Tarzan. Squirrels intensify powers cthrough rectal gratification. Jager fucks thirst royally. Toxic Mosh pits usually aren't moderated. What PAIN! Enjoyment comes orgasmically!

Children salivate double scoop ice cream. Zebras mate obliviously while monkeys hug. Pirates breed furiously though. When embarking on people, remember anal lube. Eschatology experts claim masturbation causes retardation. Monkeys happily inject cooking oil to avoid lice infestations. Luckily Batman shoved Robin anally.

Suddenly William slaughtered Cronenberg with a spatula that scooped turquoise baby corpses directly through Latoya's void. Miraculously Spiderman can shoot bananas outta his forehead. Professor Xavier once swallowed kaopectate mixed thoroughly with nails.

Cocknuts are tempting yet smelly. Caligula repented after digesting Spaghetti-Os. Suddenly, Jesus appeared and made soup. why? Transubstantiation. Then, Steven Seagal grinfucked Condoleezza Rice while singing "Crystal Mountain." Afterwards, Jimmy videotaped himself nerding-out. Then, zombies molested skulls.

Upon reflection, Jesters decided skullfucks weren't enough. They grimly killed time brewing ale.

Suddenly, Sloth got angered when Jerusalem exploded, so he rained down glue-on fingernails. This displeased Zeus greatly. He summoned Hades, like an angry titan. Cereberus growled "Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida" forever! and caused Sloth to cry.

Eventually, ICBM's were launched at OJ Simpson because dyslexic children tapdance. Soon, flatulence expelled Pauly Shore into space. Eventually, he landed on Phobos and immediately transformed into Nibiru's slave. Then, Shadow20 created awesome chatter amongst paparazzi infestations using her feminine wiles.

Verbalsniper psionically communicated obscene imagery, outraging Stephen Harper, who immediately wept. He ordered pizzas for iwarrior and hekaloth, laced with absynthe and arsenic. Stupidly, Harper began immolating Ralph Klein, causing pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosi in a dude whose colon was already perforated. Alas, Harper was fucking rabbits with novelty corkscrews.

Someday alien scientists will invent technology that deciphers foreign cuisine. Then Deicide went totally nuts and destroyed Krypton. Suddenly Jenna Jameson sponsored April's didgeridoo and Weezer's balls. However, April was enraged and strangely aroused. Alaska is seceding because tides have undergone Canadianization and enraged April again. She furiously exterminated Arnold with acid.

Eventually Necromancer returned gayer than Jodie Foster gyrating on verbalsniper's cock-erspaniel. Africans rampaged anally amongst twenty throbbing walruses while hauntedbymirrors shocked everyone by swallowing Europe - the band - which nevertheless continued to screw iraqis over. These altercations fueled global tribadism embraced by Amazons who believe that Scientology will touch children inappropriately. Scientologists stupidly urinated on Tom Cruise, who lost his shoes. John Travolta suckles on Fatal if Swallowed's banana tits, voraciously because it's nutritious. Once assassinated, Lincoln and Kennedy conspired because they wished vengeance upon J. Edgar Hoover because their undergarments were too girly.

Suddenly, Jim Carrey intervened, shooting lasers maniacally at Lindsey Lohan because she wore a Napalm Death shirt but couldn't figure out how to headbang. Instead, she snorted buttholes through hell as fast neutrons bombarded inside her pulsating uterus. Seismic waves originating from the fetus incubating inside Lindsey demolished Manowar. This lead pipe smashed Rodney's foot, causing Mastodon to massively inseminate nunneries worldwide.

Robots enjoy destroying Robofist's mighty sword Testiculus immensely, but dislike his epic beard. However, howler monkeys love facial hair. They eagerly fingered Adam Sandler while chewing tobacco, spitting out pieces at GG Allin because Americans smeared cheese upon the throne of BEAST.

Spooge-tastic little prostitots saw terrible visions of \m/.Mike.\m/ tormenting Montreal by sabotaging Caesar's salad cleverly with mooseticles and icecream flavoured lubricant.

Hobosapiens created Life-like Doughnuts that hopped trains to Africa and Mongolia, pillaging townsfolk and raping oil-derricks. Suddenly, Asterix exploded with rage, Obelisk cried hard while sucking lollipops. Then, grim pussycats farted on pillows infested with badgers. Trolls cumguzzled while we hoped that Ronnie James Dio would finally release Ozzy from Sharon's tyranny. The trolls also tea bagged Tyrannorabbit while Egypt reclaimed neighbouring Hamunaptra only to find mummies and scarabs stealing burritos for lunch.

Gynecologists observed rotten sandwiches that smelled like dead... sandwiches... but they were sea-kittens, and they slaughtered them with pickaxes. Webbed-gooch grandma cousin ma sister auntie said, "Always put Crisco inside you when you feel the first contraction, followed by some vaseline." Consequently, doctors agree that this method is wise

Every time this happens, the baby just looks like an ugly Pterasaur. Scientists believe that febreeze can cure cancer because gingerbread and febreeze mixed can recreate stem-cell RNA. However it causes anal leakage continuously when mixed with alcohol. If open flame frolics, cautionary sarcoidosis usually results in deflagration.

Fat Bastard sharted rosebuds, followed by ubiquitous penguins marching excitedly towards Armageddon. They arose to wage bloody war upon America, citing discrimination against albino sheep because The Grand Wizard explained how either penguins or donkeys would rule the world. Suddenly, from Ostfriesland, Freakazoid flew quickly into pudding splattering Obama with extra-fruity man-yogurt, consuming everything within Belgium before choking on Luxembourg. Reverse peristalsys occurs as a precursor to reptilian mating, particularly during the seasonal yodelling competition. Counteracting this is stupid. Scientists discovered vomit particles in Victoria's hair. They gently brushed aside these particles only to discover antennae protruding from her forehead for miles! A giant blancmange appeared, freaking out all over the Wimbledon tournament because Maria Sharapova stole someone's burger, and pantsed Elizabeth Berkley because Showgirls danced maniacly around scotch bottles.

Leprechauns emerged. Faeries battled trolls for KFC chicken offal discharge because tangerine juice lags behind platypus' excrement.

Maury declared war against midgets with hermaphroditical characteristics. They retaliated by flinging butt-plugs throughout Disneyland. Although Connie Chung objected because she was menstruating. Gary Gygax jacked off to pictures of Miller because he thought it was a chick with balls. It was around this time that Miller admitted to having a sex change operation.

Soon, the USS Eisenhower carrier battle group deployed to stop pirate metal. However Verbalsniper fought Daemonica relentlessly because scotch was becoming scarce. They both agreed vodka went been shitty and stopped fighting. This allowed the carrier to attack poseurs like Sean Avery and Joaquin Phoenix. They immediately dropped a laser-guided Roseanne Barr into battle, releasing mustard gas when she burst. The UN deployed Angelina Jolie who simply adopted ethiopians, pausing UFC because panda's danced the Charleston on Ron Gracie's head.

Mythbuster's tested exploding leprechauns and found gold, frankincense, myrrh, and Nosferatu inside their Leprechaun eggs. They decided to try again with Daemonica's thread. But they couldn't create enough insulin to counteract the immense coagulated mass of poutine that was clogging the inside of Asian Thunder's rectum. Doctors had to surgically alter his prostrate gland because it became self-aware, and vowed to seek revenge against The Proctor and Gamble Corporation. They had spread herpes throughout the Levant using the underwear of Brad Pitt and Derek Jeter. However, as Angelina Jolie adopted yet another super-assassin persona and attempted to actually fight mercenaries in Egypt, she ended up being passed around their camp in lieu of payment. This caused Jennifer Aniston to become enraged with jealously. She thought Brad would now break his promise to lick the bukkake drippings off of her ass.

It was around this time that Osama bin Laden bombed the Smurf Village. Papa Smurf was furious and grill-fucked McCain, NVA-style, then Smurfette pegged Rabbi Smurf rabidly, for reasons beyond comprehension. Suddenly, Hendrix smoked 1450 joints in a row, causing him to vomit on Janis Joplin's vasectomy fnord when it emitted a foul pulsating sound. Lord Byron was disturbed, and ordered an Absinthe smoothie with a dollop of sour cream.

Fists flew at Octomom because people wanted to check the theory that she was a clone of Angelina Jolie. Eventually, after much pummelling, they decided that she was no longer able to breed. The world breathed a sigh of relief and continued life as normal... which is to say, it collapsed the big top and destroyed Crimson Glory. Sometimes I enjoy. Heterosexual Megatron nerds drank Jager, then disemboweled Puff Daddy for molesting the memory of Biggie Smalls.

TuPac laughed, until reptiles ran off with alabastard to Azkaban-anarama, a creepy new dance music band, which alcohol seems to make worse. Pontius Pilate agreed to battle Jesus for ultimate Caesar's Salad recipes, so they competed on Iron Chef and fought for jalapeno-flavored yogurt.

Jim Duggan roared in agony as Ren violated Stimpy's stamp collection. He ignorantly licked all of the stamps and stuck them onto his butt. Several auctioneers began frantically chasing him to get their hands on The DaVinci choad.

Suddenly, Page and Plant discovered Poujadism, and decided to embark on

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Once Firefarter sucked his left bedpost until giraffes marched through congress. Someday looking for his yoghurt-tasting Bangladeshi, yellow umbrella shoved inside Madonna's sweet book-shelf. Afterwards, blood fountains began squirting all platypus boobs and octopus memorabilia.

Maybe potatoes scrutinizing falafel makers about their longer toe fungus will encourage proliferation, doubtful. Immigration overseas exists? Horror stories suck courage and ejaculate POWER all over his white chin. Angrily Cockweasel MacGroin said "Stop reading hysterectomy manuals, it's inflaming my nostrils." "Fuck!", Napalm in Dubai makes llamas angry. Calamities multiply personalities via Protag. Evil scabies are non-curable. Orangutans cry when W rapes himself. Witness the uprising pants. Nobody wins. Experience fails to make feet taste licorice-like.

Animal drums sound lame to dumbasses like Tarzan. Squirrels intensify powers cthrough rectal gratification. Jager fucks thirst royally. Toxic Mosh pits usually aren't moderated. What PAIN! Enjoyment comes orgasmically!

Children salivate double scoop ice cream. Zebras mate obliviously while monkeys hug. Pirates breed furiously though. When embarking on people, remember anal lube. Eschatology experts claim masturbation causes retardation. Monkeys happily inject cooking oil to avoid lice infestations. Luckily Batman shoved Robin anally.

Suddenly William slaughtered Cronenberg with a spatula that scooped turquoise baby corpses directly through Latoya's void. Miraculously Spiderman can shoot bananas outta his forehead. Professor Xavier once swallowed kaopectate mixed thoroughly with nails.

Cocknuts are tempting yet smelly. Caligula repented after digesting Spaghetti-Os. Suddenly, Jesus appeared and made soup. why? Transubstantiation. Then, Steven Seagal grinfucked Condoleezza Rice while singing "Crystal Mountain." Afterwards, Jimmy videotaped himself nerding-out. Then, zombies molested skulls.

Upon reflection, Jesters decided skullfucks weren't enough. They grimly killed time brewing ale.

Suddenly, Sloth got angered when Jerusalem exploded, so he rained down glue-on fingernails. This displeased Zeus greatly. He summoned Hades, like an angry titan. Cereberus growled "Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida" forever! and caused Sloth to cry.

Eventually, ICBM's were launched at OJ Simpson because dyslexic children tapdance. Soon, flatulence expelled Pauly Shore into space. Eventually, he landed on Phobos and immediately transformed into Nibiru's slave. Then, Shadow20 created awesome chatter amongst paparazzi infestations using her feminine wiles.

Verbalsniper psionically communicated obscene imagery, outraging Stephen Harper, who immediately wept. He ordered pizzas for iwarrior and hekaloth, laced with absynthe and arsenic. Stupidly, Harper began immolating Ralph Klein, causing pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosi in a dude whose colon was already perforated. Alas, Harper was fucking rabbits with novelty corkscrews.

Someday alien scientists will invent technology that deciphers foreign cuisine. Then Deicide went totally nuts and destroyed Krypton. Suddenly Jenna Jameson sponsored April's didgeridoo and Weezer's balls. However, April was enraged and strangely aroused. Alaska is seceding because tides have undergone Canadianization and enraged April again. She furiously exterminated Arnold with acid.

Eventually Necromancer returned gayer than Jodie Foster gyrating on verbalsniper's cock-erspaniel. Africans rampaged anally amongst twenty throbbing walruses while hauntedbymirrors shocked everyone by swallowing Europe - the band - which nevertheless continued to screw iraqis over. These altercations fueled global tribadism embraced by Amazons who believe that Scientology will touch children inappropriately. Scientologists stupidly urinated on Tom Cruise, who lost his shoes. John Travolta suckles on Fatal if Swallowed's banana tits, voraciously because it's nutritious. Once assassinated, Lincoln and Kennedy conspired because they wished vengeance upon J. Edgar Hoover because their undergarments were too girly.

Suddenly, Jim Carrey intervened, shooting lasers maniacally at Lindsey Lohan because she wore a Napalm Death shirt but couldn't figure out how to headbang. Instead, she snorted buttholes through hell as fast neutrons bombarded inside her pulsating uterus. Seismic waves originating from the fetus incubating inside Lindsey demolished Manowar. This lead pipe smashed Rodney's foot, causing Mastodon to massively inseminate nunneries worldwide.

Robots enjoy destroying Robofist's mighty sword Testiculus immensely, but dislike his epic beard. However, howler monkeys love facial hair. They eagerly fingered Adam Sandler while chewing tobacco, spitting out pieces at GG Allin because Americans smeared cheese upon the throne of BEAST.

Spooge-tastic little prostitots saw terrible visions of \m/.Mike.\m/ tormenting Montreal by sabotaging Caesar's salad cleverly with mooseticles and icecream flavoured lubricant.

Hobosapiens created Life-like Doughnuts that hopped trains to Africa and Mongolia, pillaging townsfolk and raping oil-derricks. Suddenly, Asterix exploded with rage, Obelisk cried hard while sucking lollipops. Then, grim pussycats farted on pillows infested with badgers. Trolls cumguzzled while we hoped that Ronnie James Dio would finally release Ozzy from Sharon's tyranny. The trolls also tea bagged Tyrannorabbit while Egypt reclaimed neighbouring Hamunaptra only to find mummies and scarabs stealing burritos for lunch.

Gynecologists observed rotten sandwiches that smelled like dead... sandwiches... but they were sea-kittens, and they slaughtered them with pickaxes. Webbed-gooch grandma cousin ma sister auntie said, "Always put Crisco inside you when you feel the first contraction, followed by some vaseline." Consequently, doctors agree that this method is wise

Every time this happens, the baby just looks like an ugly Pterasaur. Scientists believe that febreeze can cure cancer because gingerbread and febreeze mixed can recreate stem-cell RNA. However it causes anal leakage continuously when mixed with alcohol. If open flame frolics, cautionary sarcoidosis usually results in deflagration.

Fat Bastard sharted rosebuds, followed by ubiquitous penguins marching excitedly towards Armageddon. They arose to wage bloody war upon America, citing discrimination against albino sheep because The Grand Wizard explained how either penguins or donkeys would rule the world. Suddenly, from Ostfriesland, Freakazoid flew quickly into pudding splattering Obama with extra-fruity man-yogurt, consuming everything within Belgium before choking on Luxembourg. Reverse peristalsys occurs as a precursor to reptilian mating, particularly during the seasonal yodelling competition. Counteracting this is stupid. Scientists discovered vomit particles in Victoria's hair. They gently brushed aside these particles only to discover antennae protruding from her forehead for miles! A giant blancmange appeared, freaking out all over the Wimbledon tournament because Maria Sharapova stole someone's burger, and pantsed Elizabeth Berkley because Showgirls danced maniacly around scotch bottles.

Leprechauns emerged. Faeries battled trolls for KFC chicken offal discharge because tangerine juice lags behind platypus' excrement.

Maury declared war against midgets with hermaphroditical characteristics. They retaliated by flinging butt-plugs throughout Disneyland. Although Connie Chung objected because she was menstruating. Gary Gygax jacked off to pictures of Miller because he thought it was a chick with balls. It was around this time that Miller admitted to having a sex change operation.

Soon, the USS Eisenhower carrier battle group deployed to stop pirate metal. However Verbalsniper fought Daemonica relentlessly because scotch was becoming scarce. They both agreed vodka went been shitty and stopped fighting. This allowed the carrier to attack poseurs like Sean Avery and Joaquin Phoenix. They immediately dropped a laser-guided Roseanne Barr into battle, releasing mustard gas when she burst. The UN deployed Angelina Jolie who simply adopted ethiopians, pausing UFC because panda's danced the Charleston on Ron Gracie's head.

Mythbuster's tested exploding leprechauns and found gold, frankincense, myrrh, and Nosferatu inside their Leprechaun eggs. They decided to try again with Daemonica's thread. But they couldn't create enough insulin to counteract the immense coagulated mass of poutine that was clogging the inside of Asian Thunder's rectum. Doctors had to surgically alter his prostrate gland because it became self-aware, and vowed to seek revenge against The Proctor and Gamble Corporation. They had spread herpes throughout the Levant using the underwear of Brad Pitt and Derek Jeter. However, as Angelina Jolie adopted yet another super-assassin persona and attempted to actually fight mercenaries in Egypt, she ended up being passed around their camp in lieu of payment. This caused Jennifer Aniston to become enraged with jealously. She thought Brad would now break his promise to lick the bukkake drippings off of her ass.

It was around this time that Osama bin Laden bombed the Smurf Village. Papa Smurf was furious and grill-fucked McCain, NVA-style, then Smurfette pegged Rabbi Smurf rabidly, for reasons beyond comprehension. Suddenly, Hendrix smoked 1450 joints in a row, causing him to vomit on Janis Joplin's vasectomy fnord when it emitted a foul pulsating sound. Lord Byron was disturbed, and ordered an Absinthe smoothie with a dollop of sour cream.

Fists flew at Octomom because people wanted to check the theory that she was a clone of Angelina Jolie. Eventually, after much pummelling, they decided that she was no longer able to breed. The world breathed a sigh of relief and continued life as normal... which is to say, it collapsed the big top and destroyed Crimson Glory. Sometimes I enjoy. Heterosexual Megatron nerds drank Jager, then disemboweled Puff Daddy for molesting the memory of Biggie Smalls.

TuPac laughed, until reptiles ran off with alabastard to Azkaban-anarama, a creepy new dance music band, which alcohol seems to make worse. Pontius Pilate agreed to battle Jesus for ultimate Caesar's Salad recipes, so they competed on Iron Chef and fought for jalapeno-flavored yogurt.

Jim Duggan roared in agony as Ren violated Stimpy's stamp collection. He ignorantly licked all of the stamps and stuck them onto his butt. Several auctioneers began frantically chasing him to get their hands on The DaVinci choad.

Suddenly, Page and Plant discovered Poujadism, and decided to embark on a crusade to


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Once Firefarter sucked his left bedpost until giraffes marched through congress. Someday looking for his yoghurt-tasting Bangladeshi, yellow umbrella shoved inside Madonna's sweet book-shelf. Afterwards, blood fountains began squirting all platypus boobs and octopus memorabilia.

Maybe potatoes scrutinizing falafel makers about their longer toe fungus will encourage proliferation, doubtful. Immigration overseas exists? Horror stories suck courage and ejaculate POWER all over his white chin. Angrily Cockweasel MacGroin said "Stop reading hysterectomy manuals, it's inflaming my nostrils." "Fuck!", Napalm in Dubai makes llamas angry. Calamities multiply personalities via Protag. Evil scabies are non-curable. Orangutans cry when W rapes himself. Witness the uprising pants. Nobody wins. Experience fails to make feet taste licorice-like.

Animal drums sound lame to dumbasses like Tarzan. Squirrels intensify powers cthrough rectal gratification. Jager fucks thirst royally. Toxic Mosh pits usually aren't moderated. What PAIN! Enjoyment comes orgasmically!

Children salivate double scoop ice cream. Zebras mate obliviously while monkeys hug. Pirates breed furiously though. When embarking on people, remember anal lube. Eschatology experts claim masturbation causes retardation. Monkeys happily inject cooking oil to avoid lice infestations. Luckily Batman shoved Robin anally.

Suddenly William slaughtered Cronenberg with a spatula that scooped turquoise baby corpses directly through Latoya's void. Miraculously Spiderman can shoot bananas outta his forehead. Professor Xavier once swallowed kaopectate mixed thoroughly with nails.

Cocknuts are tempting yet smelly. Caligula repented after digesting Spaghetti-Os. Suddenly, Jesus appeared and made soup. why? Transubstantiation. Then, Steven Seagal grinfucked Condoleezza Rice while singing "Crystal Mountain." Afterwards, Jimmy videotaped himself nerding-out. Then, zombies molested skulls.

Upon reflection, Jesters decided skullfucks weren't enough. They grimly killed time brewing ale.

Suddenly, Sloth got angered when Jerusalem exploded, so he rained down glue-on fingernails. This displeased Zeus greatly. He summoned Hades, like an angry titan. Cereberus growled "Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida" forever! and caused Sloth to cry.

Eventually, ICBM's were launched at OJ Simpson because dyslexic children tapdance. Soon, flatulence expelled Pauly Shore into space. Eventually, he landed on Phobos and immediately transformed into Nibiru's slave. Then, Shadow20 created awesome chatter amongst paparazzi infestations using her feminine wiles.

Verbalsniper psionically communicated obscene imagery, outraging Stephen Harper, who immediately wept. He ordered pizzas for iwarrior and hekaloth, laced with absynthe and arsenic. Stupidly, Harper began immolating Ralph Klein, causing pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosi in a dude whose colon was already perforated. Alas, Harper was fucking rabbits with novelty corkscrews.

Someday alien scientists will invent technology that deciphers foreign cuisine. Then Deicide went totally nuts and destroyed Krypton. Suddenly Jenna Jameson sponsored April's didgeridoo and Weezer's balls. However, April was enraged and strangely aroused. Alaska is seceding because tides have undergone Canadianization and enraged April again. She furiously exterminated Arnold with acid.

Eventually Necromancer returned gayer than Jodie Foster gyrating on verbalsniper's cock-erspaniel. Africans rampaged anally amongst twenty throbbing walruses while hauntedbymirrors shocked everyone by swallowing Europe - the band - which nevertheless continued to screw iraqis over. These altercations fueled global tribadism embraced by Amazons who believe that Scientology will touch children inappropriately. Scientologists stupidly urinated on Tom Cruise, who lost his shoes. John Travolta suckles on Fatal if Swallowed's banana tits, voraciously because it's nutritious. Once assassinated, Lincoln and Kennedy conspired because they wished vengeance upon J. Edgar Hoover because their undergarments were too girly.

Suddenly, Jim Carrey intervened, shooting lasers maniacally at Lindsey Lohan because she wore a Napalm Death shirt but couldn't figure out how to headbang. Instead, she snorted buttholes through hell as fast neutrons bombarded inside her pulsating uterus. Seismic waves originating from the fetus incubating inside Lindsey demolished Manowar. This lead pipe smashed Rodney's foot, causing Mastodon to massively inseminate nunneries worldwide.

Robots enjoy destroying Robofist's mighty sword Testiculus immensely, but dislike his epic beard. However, howler monkeys love facial hair. They eagerly fingered Adam Sandler while chewing tobacco, spitting out pieces at GG Allin because Americans smeared cheese upon the throne of BEAST.

Spooge-tastic little prostitots saw terrible visions of \m/.Mike.\m/ tormenting Montreal by sabotaging Caesar's salad cleverly with mooseticles and icecream flavoured lubricant.

Hobosapiens created Life-like Doughnuts that hopped trains to Africa and Mongolia, pillaging townsfolk and raping oil-derricks. Suddenly, Asterix exploded with rage, Obelisk cried hard while sucking lollipops. Then, grim pussycats farted on pillows infested with badgers. Trolls cumguzzled while we hoped that Ronnie James Dio would finally release Ozzy from Sharon's tyranny. The trolls also tea bagged Tyrannorabbit while Egypt reclaimed neighbouring Hamunaptra only to find mummies and scarabs stealing burritos for lunch.

Gynecologists observed rotten sandwiches that smelled like dead... sandwiches... but they were sea-kittens, and they slaughtered them with pickaxes. Webbed-gooch grandma cousin ma sister auntie said, "Always put Crisco inside you when you feel the first contraction, followed by some vaseline." Consequently, doctors agree that this method is wise

Every time this happens, the baby just looks like an ugly Pterasaur. Scientists believe that febreeze can cure cancer because gingerbread and febreeze mixed can recreate stem-cell RNA. However it causes anal leakage continuously when mixed with alcohol. If open flame frolics, cautionary sarcoidosis usually results in deflagration.

Fat Bastard sharted rosebuds, followed by ubiquitous penguins marching excitedly towards Armageddon. They arose to wage bloody war upon America, citing discrimination against albino sheep because The Grand Wizard explained how either penguins or donkeys would rule the world. Suddenly, from Ostfriesland, Freakazoid flew quickly into pudding splattering Obama with extra-fruity man-yogurt, consuming everything within Belgium before choking on Luxembourg. Reverse peristalsys occurs as a precursor to reptilian mating, particularly during the seasonal yodelling competition. Counteracting this is stupid. Scientists discovered vomit particles in Victoria's hair. They gently brushed aside these particles only to discover antennae protruding from her forehead for miles! A giant blancmange appeared, freaking out all over the Wimbledon tournament because Maria Sharapova stole someone's burger, and pantsed Elizabeth Berkley because Showgirls danced maniacly around scotch bottles.

Leprechauns emerged. Faeries battled trolls for KFC chicken offal discharge because tangerine juice lags behind platypus' excrement.

Maury declared war against midgets with hermaphroditical characteristics. They retaliated by flinging butt-plugs throughout Disneyland. Although Connie Chung objected because she was menstruating. Gary Gygax jacked off to pictures of Miller because he thought it was a chick with balls. It was around this time that Miller admitted to having a sex change operation.

Soon, the USS Eisenhower carrier battle group deployed to stop pirate metal. However Verbalsniper fought Daemonica relentlessly because scotch was becoming scarce. They both agreed vodka went been shitty and stopped fighting. This allowed the carrier to attack poseurs like Sean Avery and Joaquin Phoenix. They immediately dropped a laser-guided Roseanne Barr into battle, releasing mustard gas when she burst. The UN deployed Angelina Jolie who simply adopted ethiopians, pausing UFC because panda's danced the Charleston on Ron Gracie's head.

Mythbuster's tested exploding leprechauns and found gold, frankincense, myrrh, and Nosferatu inside their Leprechaun eggs. They decided to try again with Daemonica's thread. But they couldn't create enough insulin to counteract the immense coagulated mass of poutine that was clogging the inside of Asian Thunder's rectum. Doctors had to surgically alter his prostrate gland because it became self-aware, and vowed to seek revenge against The Proctor and Gamble Corporation. They had spread herpes throughout the Levant using the underwear of Brad Pitt and Derek Jeter. However, as Angelina Jolie adopted yet another super-assassin persona and attempted to actually fight mercenaries in Egypt, she ended up being passed around their camp in lieu of payment. This caused Jennifer Aniston to become enraged with jealously. She thought Brad would now break his promise to lick the bukkake drippings off of her ass.

It was around this time that Osama bin Laden bombed the Smurf Village. Papa Smurf was furious and grill-fucked McCain, NVA-style, then Smurfette pegged Rabbi Smurf rabidly, for reasons beyond comprehension. Suddenly, Hendrix smoked 1450 joints in a row, causing him to vomit on Janis Joplin's vasectomy fnord when it emitted a foul pulsating sound. Lord Byron was disturbed, and ordered an Absinthe smoothie with a dollop of sour cream.

Fists flew at Octomom because people wanted to check the theory that she was a clone of Angelina Jolie. Eventually, after much pummelling, they decided that she was no longer able to breed. The world breathed a sigh of relief and continued life as normal... which is to say, it collapsed the big top and destroyed Crimson Glory. Sometimes I enjoy. Heterosexual Megatron nerds drank Jager, then disemboweled Puff Daddy for molesting the memory of Biggie Smalls.

TuPac laughed, until reptiles ran off with alabastard to Azkaban-anarama, a creepy new dance music band, which alcohol seems to make worse. Pontius Pilate agreed to battle Jesus for ultimate Caesar's Salad recipes, so they competed on Iron Chef and fought for jalapeno-flavored yogurt.

Jim Duggan roared in agony as Ren violated Stimpy's stamp collection. He ignorantly licked all of the stamps and stuck them onto his butt. Several auctioneers began frantically chasing him to get their hands on The DaVinci choad.

Suddenly, Page and Plant discovered Poujadism, and decided to embark on a crusade to clean up

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Once Firefarter sucked his left bedpost until giraffes marched through congress. Someday looking for his yoghurt-tasting Bangladeshi, yellow umbrella shoved inside Madonna's sweet book-shelf. Afterwards, blood fountains began squirting all platypus boobs and octopus memorabilia.

Maybe potatoes scrutinizing falafel makers about their longer toe fungus will encourage proliferation, doubtful. Immigration overseas exists? Horror stories suck courage and ejaculate POWER all over his white chin. Angrily Cockweasel MacGroin said "Stop reading hysterectomy manuals, it's inflaming my nostrils." "Fuck!", Napalm in Dubai makes llamas angry. Calamities multiply personalities via Protag. Evil scabies are non-curable. Orangutans cry when W rapes himself. Witness the uprising pants. Nobody wins. Experience fails to make feet taste licorice-like.

Animal drums sound lame to dumbasses like Tarzan. Squirrels intensify powers cthrough rectal gratification. Jager fucks thirst royally. Toxic Mosh pits usually aren't moderated. What PAIN! Enjoyment comes orgasmically!

Children salivate double scoop ice cream. Zebras mate obliviously while monkeys hug. Pirates breed furiously though. When embarking on people, remember anal lube. Eschatology experts claim masturbation causes retardation. Monkeys happily inject cooking oil to avoid lice infestations. Luckily Batman shoved Robin anally.

Suddenly William slaughtered Cronenberg with a spatula that scooped turquoise baby corpses directly through Latoya's void. Miraculously Spiderman can shoot bananas outta his forehead. Professor Xavier once swallowed kaopectate mixed thoroughly with nails.

Cocknuts are tempting yet smelly. Caligula repented after digesting Spaghetti-Os. Suddenly, Jesus appeared and made soup. why? Transubstantiation. Then, Steven Seagal grinfucked Condoleezza Rice while singing "Crystal Mountain." Afterwards, Jimmy videotaped himself nerding-out. Then, zombies molested skulls.

Upon reflection, Jesters decided skullfucks weren't enough. They grimly killed time brewing ale.

Suddenly, Sloth got angered when Jerusalem exploded, so he rained down glue-on fingernails. This displeased Zeus greatly. He summoned Hades, like an angry titan. Cereberus growled "Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida" forever! and caused Sloth to cry.

Eventually, ICBM's were launched at OJ Simpson because dyslexic children tapdance. Soon, flatulence expelled Pauly Shore into space. Eventually, he landed on Phobos and immediately transformed into Nibiru's slave. Then, Shadow20 created awesome chatter amongst paparazzi infestations using her feminine wiles.

Verbalsniper psionically communicated obscene imagery, outraging Stephen Harper, who immediately wept. He ordered pizzas for iwarrior and hekaloth, laced with absynthe and arsenic. Stupidly, Harper began immolating Ralph Klein, causing pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosi in a dude whose colon was already perforated. Alas, Harper was fucking rabbits with novelty corkscrews.

Someday alien scientists will invent technology that deciphers foreign cuisine. Then Deicide went totally nuts and destroyed Krypton. Suddenly Jenna Jameson sponsored April's didgeridoo and Weezer's balls. However, April was enraged and strangely aroused. Alaska is seceding because tides have undergone Canadianization and enraged April again. She furiously exterminated Arnold with acid.

Eventually Necromancer returned gayer than Jodie Foster gyrating on verbalsniper's cock-erspaniel. Africans rampaged anally amongst twenty throbbing walruses while hauntedbymirrors shocked everyone by swallowing Europe - the band - which nevertheless continued to screw iraqis over. These altercations fueled global tribadism embraced by Amazons who believe that Scientology will touch children inappropriately. Scientologists stupidly urinated on Tom Cruise, who lost his shoes. John Travolta suckles on Fatal if Swallowed's banana tits, voraciously because it's nutritious. Once assassinated, Lincoln and Kennedy conspired because they wished vengeance upon J. Edgar Hoover because their undergarments were too girly.

Suddenly, Jim Carrey intervened, shooting lasers maniacally at Lindsey Lohan because she wore a Napalm Death shirt but couldn't figure out how to headbang. Instead, she snorted buttholes through hell as fast neutrons bombarded inside her pulsating uterus. Seismic waves originating from the fetus incubating inside Lindsey demolished Manowar. This lead pipe smashed Rodney's foot, causing Mastodon to massively inseminate nunneries worldwide.

Robots enjoy destroying Robofist's mighty sword Testiculus immensely, but dislike his epic beard. However, howler monkeys love facial hair. They eagerly fingered Adam Sandler while chewing tobacco, spitting out pieces at GG Allin because Americans smeared cheese upon the throne of BEAST.

Spooge-tastic little prostitots saw terrible visions of \m/.Mike.\m/ tormenting Montreal by sabotaging Caesar's salad cleverly with mooseticles and icecream flavoured lubricant.

Hobosapiens created Life-like Doughnuts that hopped trains to Africa and Mongolia, pillaging townsfolk and raping oil-derricks. Suddenly, Asterix exploded with rage, Obelisk cried hard while sucking lollipops. Then, grim pussycats farted on pillows infested with badgers. Trolls cumguzzled while we hoped that Ronnie James Dio would finally release Ozzy from Sharon's tyranny. The trolls also tea bagged Tyrannorabbit while Egypt reclaimed neighbouring Hamunaptra only to find mummies and scarabs stealing burritos for lunch.

Gynecologists observed rotten sandwiches that smelled like dead... sandwiches... but they were sea-kittens, and they slaughtered them with pickaxes. Webbed-gooch grandma cousin ma sister auntie said, "Always put Crisco inside you when you feel the first contraction, followed by some vaseline." Consequently, doctors agree that this method is wise

Every time this happens, the baby just looks like an ugly Pterasaur. Scientists believe that febreeze can cure cancer because gingerbread and febreeze mixed can recreate stem-cell RNA. However it causes anal leakage continuously when mixed with alcohol. If open flame frolics, cautionary sarcoidosis usually results in deflagration.

Fat Bastard sharted rosebuds, followed by ubiquitous penguins marching excitedly towards Armageddon. They arose to wage bloody war upon America, citing discrimination against albino sheep because The Grand Wizard explained how either penguins or donkeys would rule the world. Suddenly, from Ostfriesland, Freakazoid flew quickly into pudding splattering Obama with extra-fruity man-yogurt, consuming everything within Belgium before choking on Luxembourg. Reverse peristalsys occurs as a precursor to reptilian mating, particularly during the seasonal yodelling competition. Counteracting this is stupid. Scientists discovered vomit particles in Victoria's hair. They gently brushed aside these particles only to discover antennae protruding from her forehead for miles! A giant blancmange appeared, freaking out all over the Wimbledon tournament because Maria Sharapova stole someone's burger, and pantsed Elizabeth Berkley because Showgirls danced maniacly around scotch bottles.

Leprechauns emerged. Faeries battled trolls for KFC chicken offal discharge because tangerine juice lags behind platypus' excrement.

Maury declared war against midgets with hermaphroditical characteristics. They retaliated by flinging butt-plugs throughout Disneyland. Although Connie Chung objected because she was menstruating. Gary Gygax jacked off to pictures of Miller because he thought it was a chick with balls. It was around this time that Miller admitted to having a sex change operation.

Soon, the USS Eisenhower carrier battle group deployed to stop pirate metal. However Verbalsniper fought Daemonica relentlessly because scotch was becoming scarce. They both agreed vodka went been shitty and stopped fighting. This allowed the carrier to attack poseurs like Sean Avery and Joaquin Phoenix. They immediately dropped a laser-guided Roseanne Barr into battle, releasing mustard gas when she burst. The UN deployed Angelina Jolie who simply adopted ethiopians, pausing UFC because panda's danced the Charleston on Ron Gracie's head.

Mythbuster's tested exploding leprechauns and found gold, frankincense, myrrh, and Nosferatu inside their Leprechaun eggs. They decided to try again with Daemonica's thread. But they couldn't create enough insulin to counteract the immense coagulated mass of poutine that was clogging the inside of Asian Thunder's rectum. Doctors had to surgically alter his prostrate gland because it became self-aware, and vowed to seek revenge against The Proctor and Gamble Corporation. They had spread herpes throughout the Levant using the underwear of Brad Pitt and Derek Jeter. However, as Angelina Jolie adopted yet another super-assassin persona and attempted to actually fight mercenaries in Egypt, she ended up being passed around their camp in lieu of payment. This caused Jennifer Aniston to become enraged with jealously. She thought Brad would now break his promise to lick the bukkake drippings off of her ass.

It was around this time that Osama bin Laden bombed the Smurf Village. Papa Smurf was furious and grill-fucked McCain, NVA-style, then Smurfette pegged Rabbi Smurf rabidly, for reasons beyond comprehension. Suddenly, Hendrix smoked 1450 joints in a row, causing him to vomit on Janis Joplin's vasectomy fnord when it emitted a foul pulsating sound. Lord Byron was disturbed, and ordered an Absinthe smoothie with a dollop of sour cream.

Fists flew at Octomom because people wanted to check the theory that she was a clone of Angelina Jolie. Eventually, after much pummelling, they decided that she was no longer able to breed. The world breathed a sigh of relief and continued life as normal... which is to say, it collapsed the big top and destroyed Crimson Glory. Sometimes I enjoy. Heterosexual Megatron nerds drank Jager, then disemboweled Puff Daddy for molesting the memory of Biggie Smalls.

TuPac laughed, until reptiles ran off with alabastard to Azkaban-anarama, a creepy new dance music band, which alcohol seems to make worse. Pontius Pilate agreed to battle Jesus for ultimate Caesar's Salad recipes, so they competed on Iron Chef and fought for jalapeno-flavored yogurt.

Jim Duggan roared in agony as Ren violated Stimpy's stamp collection. He ignorantly licked all of the stamps and stuck them onto his butt. Several auctioneers began frantically chasing him to get their hands on The DaVinci choad.

Suddenly, Page and Plant discovered Poujadism, and decided to embark on a crusade to clean up herpes

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Once Firefarter sucked his left bedpost until giraffes marched through congress. Someday looking for his yoghurt-tasting Bangladeshi, yellow umbrella shoved inside Madonna's sweet book-shelf. Afterwards, blood fountains began squirting all platypus boobs and octopus memorabilia.

Maybe potatoes scrutinizing falafel makers about their longer toe fungus will encourage proliferation, doubtful. Immigration overseas exists? Horror stories suck courage and ejaculate POWER all over his white chin. Angrily Cockweasel MacGroin said "Stop reading hysterectomy manuals, it's inflaming my nostrils." "Fuck!", Napalm in Dubai makes llamas angry. Calamities multiply personalities via Protag. Evil scabies are non-curable. Orangutans cry when W rapes himself. Witness the uprising pants. Nobody wins. Experience fails to make feet taste licorice-like.

Animal drums sound lame to dumbasses like Tarzan. Squirrels intensify powers cthrough rectal gratification. Jager fucks thirst royally. Toxic Mosh pits usually aren't moderated. What PAIN! Enjoyment comes orgasmically!

Children salivate double scoop ice cream. Zebras mate obliviously while monkeys hug. Pirates breed furiously though. When embarking on people, remember anal lube. Eschatology experts claim masturbation causes retardation. Monkeys happily inject cooking oil to avoid lice infestations. Luckily Batman shoved Robin anally.

Suddenly William slaughtered Cronenberg with a spatula that scooped turquoise baby corpses directly through Latoya's void. Miraculously Spiderman can shoot bananas outta his forehead. Professor Xavier once swallowed kaopectate mixed thoroughly with nails.

Cocknuts are tempting yet smelly. Caligula repented after digesting Spaghetti-Os. Suddenly, Jesus appeared and made soup. why? Transubstantiation. Then, Steven Seagal grinfucked Condoleezza Rice while singing "Crystal Mountain." Afterwards, Jimmy videotaped himself nerding-out. Then, zombies molested skulls.

Upon reflection, Jesters decided skullfucks weren't enough. They grimly killed time brewing ale.

Suddenly, Sloth got angered when Jerusalem exploded, so he rained down glue-on fingernails. This displeased Zeus greatly. He summoned Hades, like an angry titan. Cereberus growled "Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida" forever! and caused Sloth to cry.

Eventually, ICBM's were launched at OJ Simpson because dyslexic children tapdance. Soon, flatulence expelled Pauly Shore into space. Eventually, he landed on Phobos and immediately transformed into Nibiru's slave. Then, Shadow20 created awesome chatter amongst paparazzi infestations using her feminine wiles.

Verbalsniper psionically communicated obscene imagery, outraging Stephen Harper, who immediately wept. He ordered pizzas for iwarrior and hekaloth, laced with absynthe and arsenic. Stupidly, Harper began immolating Ralph Klein, causing pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosi in a dude whose colon was already perforated. Alas, Harper was fucking rabbits with novelty corkscrews.

Someday alien scientists will invent technology that deciphers foreign cuisine. Then Deicide went totally nuts and destroyed Krypton. Suddenly Jenna Jameson sponsored April's didgeridoo and Weezer's balls. However, April was enraged and strangely aroused. Alaska is seceding because tides have undergone Canadianization and enraged April again. She furiously exterminated Arnold with acid.

Eventually Necromancer returned gayer than Jodie Foster gyrating on verbalsniper's cock-erspaniel. Africans rampaged anally amongst twenty throbbing walruses while hauntedbymirrors shocked everyone by swallowing Europe - the band - which nevertheless continued to screw iraqis over. These altercations fueled global tribadism embraced by Amazons who believe that Scientology will touch children inappropriately. Scientologists stupidly urinated on Tom Cruise, who lost his shoes. John Travolta suckles on Fatal if Swallowed's banana tits, voraciously because it's nutritious. Once assassinated, Lincoln and Kennedy conspired because they wished vengeance upon J. Edgar Hoover because their undergarments were too girly.

Suddenly, Jim Carrey intervened, shooting lasers maniacally at Lindsey Lohan because she wore a Napalm Death shirt but couldn't figure out how to headbang. Instead, she snorted buttholes through hell as fast neutrons bombarded inside her pulsating uterus. Seismic waves originating from the fetus incubating inside Lindsey demolished Manowar. This lead pipe smashed Rodney's foot, causing Mastodon to massively inseminate nunneries worldwide.

Robots enjoy destroying Robofist's mighty sword Testiculus immensely, but dislike his epic beard. However, howler monkeys love facial hair. They eagerly fingered Adam Sandler while chewing tobacco, spitting out pieces at GG Allin because Americans smeared cheese upon the throne of BEAST.

Spooge-tastic little prostitots saw terrible visions of \m/.Mike.\m/ tormenting Montreal by sabotaging Caesar's salad cleverly with mooseticles and icecream flavoured lubricant.

Hobosapiens created Life-like Doughnuts that hopped trains to Africa and Mongolia, pillaging townsfolk and raping oil-derricks. Suddenly, Asterix exploded with rage, Obelisk cried hard while sucking lollipops. Then, grim pussycats farted on pillows infested with badgers. Trolls cumguzzled while we hoped that Ronnie James Dio would finally release Ozzy from Sharon's tyranny. The trolls also tea bagged Tyrannorabbit while Egypt reclaimed neighbouring Hamunaptra only to find mummies and scarabs stealing burritos for lunch.

Gynecologists observed rotten sandwiches that smelled like dead... sandwiches... but they were sea-kittens, and they slaughtered them with pickaxes. Webbed-gooch grandma cousin ma sister auntie said, "Always put Crisco inside you when you feel the first contraction, followed by some vaseline." Consequently, doctors agree that this method is wise

Every time this happens, the baby just looks like an ugly Pterasaur. Scientists believe that febreeze can cure cancer because gingerbread and febreeze mixed can recreate stem-cell RNA. However it causes anal leakage continuously when mixed with alcohol. If open flame frolics, cautionary sarcoidosis usually results in deflagration.

Fat Bastard sharted rosebuds, followed by ubiquitous penguins marching excitedly towards Armageddon. They arose to wage bloody war upon America, citing discrimination against albino sheep because The Grand Wizard explained how either penguins or donkeys would rule the world. Suddenly, from Ostfriesland, Freakazoid flew quickly into pudding splattering Obama with extra-fruity man-yogurt, consuming everything within Belgium before choking on Luxembourg. Reverse peristalsys occurs as a precursor to reptilian mating, particularly during the seasonal yodelling competition. Counteracting this is stupid. Scientists discovered vomit particles in Victoria's hair. They gently brushed aside these particles only to discover antennae protruding from her forehead for miles! A giant blancmange appeared, freaking out all over the Wimbledon tournament because Maria Sharapova stole someone's burger, and pantsed Elizabeth Berkley because Showgirls danced maniacly around scotch bottles.

Leprechauns emerged. Faeries battled trolls for KFC chicken offal discharge because tangerine juice lags behind platypus' excrement.

Maury declared war against midgets with hermaphroditical characteristics. They retaliated by flinging butt-plugs throughout Disneyland. Although Connie Chung objected because she was menstruating. Gary Gygax jacked off to pictures of Miller because he thought it was a chick with balls. It was around this time that Miller admitted to having a sex change operation.

Soon, the USS Eisenhower carrier battle group deployed to stop pirate metal. However Verbalsniper fought Daemonica relentlessly because scotch was becoming scarce. They both agreed vodka went been shitty and stopped fighting. This allowed the carrier to attack poseurs like Sean Avery and Joaquin Phoenix. They immediately dropped a laser-guided Roseanne Barr into battle, releasing mustard gas when she burst. The UN deployed Angelina Jolie who simply adopted ethiopians, pausing UFC because panda's danced the Charleston on Ron Gracie's head.

Mythbuster's tested exploding leprechauns and found gold, frankincense, myrrh, and Nosferatu inside their Leprechaun eggs. They decided to try again with Daemonica's thread. But they couldn't create enough insulin to counteract the immense coagulated mass of poutine that was clogging the inside of Asian Thunder's rectum. Doctors had to surgically alter his prostrate gland because it became self-aware, and vowed to seek revenge against The Proctor and Gamble Corporation. They had spread herpes throughout the Levant using the underwear of Brad Pitt and Derek Jeter. However, as Angelina Jolie adopted yet another super-assassin persona and attempted to actually fight mercenaries in Egypt, she ended up being passed around their camp in lieu of payment. This caused Jennifer Aniston to become enraged with jealously. She thought Brad would now break his promise to lick the bukkake drippings off of her ass.

It was around this time that Osama bin Laden bombed the Smurf Village. Papa Smurf was furious and grill-fucked McCain, NVA-style, then Smurfette pegged Rabbi Smurf rabidly, for reasons beyond comprehension. Suddenly, Hendrix smoked 1450 joints in a row, causing him to vomit on Janis Joplin's vasectomy fnord when it emitted a foul pulsating sound. Lord Byron was disturbed, and ordered an Absinthe smoothie with a dollop of sour cream.

Fists flew at Octomom because people wanted to check the theory that she was a clone of Angelina Jolie. Eventually, after much pummelling, they decided that she was no longer able to breed. The world breathed a sigh of relief and continued life as normal... which is to say, it collapsed the big top and destroyed Crimson Glory. Sometimes I enjoy. Heterosexual Megatron nerds drank Jager, then disemboweled Puff Daddy for molesting the memory of Biggie Smalls.

TuPac laughed, until reptiles ran off with alabastard to Azkaban-anarama, a creepy new dance music band, which alcohol seems to make worse. Pontius Pilate agreed to battle Jesus for ultimate Caesar's Salad recipes, so they competed on Iron Chef and fought for jalapeno-flavored yogurt.

Jim Duggan roared in agony as Ren violated Stimpy's stamp collection. He ignorantly licked all of the stamps and stuck them onto his butt. Several auctioneers began frantically chasing him to get their hands on The DaVinci choad.

Suddenly, Page and Plant discovered Poujadism, and decided to embark on a crusade to clean up herpes in orphanages, but

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Once Firefarter sucked his left bedpost until giraffes marched through congress. Someday looking for his yoghurt-tasting Bangladeshi, yellow umbrella shoved inside Madonna's sweet book-shelf. Afterwards, blood fountains began squirting all platypus boobs and octopus memorabilia.

Maybe potatoes scrutinizing falafel makers about their longer toe fungus will encourage proliferation, doubtful. Immigration overseas exists? Horror stories suck courage and ejaculate POWER all over his white chin. Angrily Cockweasel MacGroin said "Stop reading hysterectomy manuals, it's inflaming my nostrils." "Fuck!", Napalm in Dubai makes llamas angry. Calamities multiply personalities via Protag. Evil scabies are non-curable. Orangutans cry when W rapes himself. Witness the uprising pants. Nobody wins. Experience fails to make feet taste licorice-like.

Animal drums sound lame to dumbasses like Tarzan. Squirrels intensify powers cthrough rectal gratification. Jager fucks thirst royally. Toxic Mosh pits usually aren't moderated. What PAIN! Enjoyment comes orgasmically!

Children salivate double scoop ice cream. Zebras mate obliviously while monkeys hug. Pirates breed furiously though. When embarking on people, remember anal lube. Eschatology experts claim masturbation causes retardation. Monkeys happily inject cooking oil to avoid lice infestations. Luckily Batman shoved Robin anally.

Suddenly William slaughtered Cronenberg with a spatula that scooped turquoise baby corpses directly through Latoya's void. Miraculously Spiderman can shoot bananas outta his forehead. Professor Xavier once swallowed kaopectate mixed thoroughly with nails.

Cocknuts are tempting yet smelly. Caligula repented after digesting Spaghetti-Os. Suddenly, Jesus appeared and made soup. why? Transubstantiation. Then, Steven Seagal grinfucked Condoleezza Rice while singing "Crystal Mountain." Afterwards, Jimmy videotaped himself nerding-out. Then, zombies molested skulls.

Upon reflection, Jesters decided skullfucks weren't enough. They grimly killed time brewing ale.

Suddenly, Sloth got angered when Jerusalem exploded, so he rained down glue-on fingernails. This displeased Zeus greatly. He summoned Hades, like an angry titan. Cereberus growled "Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida" forever! and caused Sloth to cry.

Eventually, ICBM's were launched at OJ Simpson because dyslexic children tapdance. Soon, flatulence expelled Pauly Shore into space. Eventually, he landed on Phobos and immediately transformed into Nibiru's slave. Then, Shadow20 created awesome chatter amongst paparazzi infestations using her feminine wiles.

Verbalsniper psionically communicated obscene imagery, outraging Stephen Harper, who immediately wept. He ordered pizzas for iwarrior and hekaloth, laced with absynthe and arsenic. Stupidly, Harper began immolating Ralph Klein, causing pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosi in a dude whose colon was already perforated. Alas, Harper was fucking rabbits with novelty corkscrews.

Someday alien scientists will invent technology that deciphers foreign cuisine. Then Deicide went totally nuts and destroyed Krypton. Suddenly Jenna Jameson sponsored April's didgeridoo and Weezer's balls. However, April was enraged and strangely aroused. Alaska is seceding because tides have undergone Canadianization and enraged April again. She furiously exterminated Arnold with acid.

Eventually Necromancer returned gayer than Jodie Foster gyrating on verbalsniper's cock-erspaniel. Africans rampaged anally amongst twenty throbbing walruses while hauntedbymirrors shocked everyone by swallowing Europe - the band - which nevertheless continued to screw iraqis over. These altercations fueled global tribadism embraced by Amazons who believe that Scientology will touch children inappropriately. Scientologists stupidly urinated on Tom Cruise, who lost his shoes. John Travolta suckles on Fatal if Swallowed's banana tits, voraciously because it's nutritious. Once assassinated, Lincoln and Kennedy conspired because they wished vengeance upon J. Edgar Hoover because their undergarments were too girly.

Suddenly, Jim Carrey intervened, shooting lasers maniacally at Lindsey Lohan because she wore a Napalm Death shirt but couldn't figure out how to headbang. Instead, she snorted buttholes through hell as fast neutrons bombarded inside her pulsating uterus. Seismic waves originating from the fetus incubating inside Lindsey demolished Manowar. This lead pipe smashed Rodney's foot, causing Mastodon to massively inseminate nunneries worldwide.

Robots enjoy destroying Robofist's mighty sword Testiculus immensely, but dislike his epic beard. However, howler monkeys love facial hair. They eagerly fingered Adam Sandler while chewing tobacco, spitting out pieces at GG Allin because Americans smeared cheese upon the throne of BEAST.

Spooge-tastic little prostitots saw terrible visions of \m/.Mike.\m/ tormenting Montreal by sabotaging Caesar's salad cleverly with mooseticles and icecream flavoured lubricant.

Hobosapiens created Life-like Doughnuts that hopped trains to Africa and Mongolia, pillaging townsfolk and raping oil-derricks. Suddenly, Asterix exploded with rage, Obelisk cried hard while sucking lollipops. Then, grim pussycats farted on pillows infested with badgers. Trolls cumguzzled while we hoped that Ronnie James Dio would finally release Ozzy from Sharon's tyranny. The trolls also tea bagged Tyrannorabbit while Egypt reclaimed neighbouring Hamunaptra only to find mummies and scarabs stealing burritos for lunch.

Gynecologists observed rotten sandwiches that smelled like dead... sandwiches... but they were sea-kittens, and they slaughtered them with pickaxes. Webbed-gooch grandma cousin ma sister auntie said, "Always put Crisco inside you when you feel the first contraction, followed by some vaseline." Consequently, doctors agree that this method is wise

Every time this happens, the baby just looks like an ugly Pterasaur. Scientists believe that febreeze can cure cancer because gingerbread and febreeze mixed can recreate stem-cell RNA. However it causes anal leakage continuously when mixed with alcohol. If open flame frolics, cautionary sarcoidosis usually results in deflagration.

Fat Bastard sharted rosebuds, followed by ubiquitous penguins marching excitedly towards Armageddon. They arose to wage bloody war upon America, citing discrimination against albino sheep because The Grand Wizard explained how either penguins or donkeys would rule the world. Suddenly, from Ostfriesland, Freakazoid flew quickly into pudding splattering Obama with extra-fruity man-yogurt, consuming everything within Belgium before choking on Luxembourg. Reverse peristalsys occurs as a precursor to reptilian mating, particularly during the seasonal yodelling competition. Counteracting this is stupid. Scientists discovered vomit particles in Victoria's hair. They gently brushed aside these particles only to discover antennae protruding from her forehead for miles! A giant blancmange appeared, freaking out all over the Wimbledon tournament because Maria Sharapova stole someone's burger, and pantsed Elizabeth Berkley because Showgirls danced maniacly around scotch bottles.

Leprechauns emerged. Faeries battled trolls for KFC chicken offal discharge because tangerine juice lags behind platypus' excrement.

Maury declared war against midgets with hermaphroditical characteristics. They retaliated by flinging butt-plugs throughout Disneyland. Although Connie Chung objected because she was menstruating. Gary Gygax jacked off to pictures of Miller because he thought it was a chick with balls. It was around this time that Miller admitted to having a sex change operation.

Soon, the USS Eisenhower carrier battle group deployed to stop pirate metal. However Verbalsniper fought Daemonica relentlessly because scotch was becoming scarce. They both agreed vodka went been shitty and stopped fighting. This allowed the carrier to attack poseurs like Sean Avery and Joaquin Phoenix. They immediately dropped a laser-guided Roseanne Barr into battle, releasing mustard gas when she burst. The UN deployed Angelina Jolie who simply adopted ethiopians, pausing UFC because panda's danced the Charleston on Ron Gracie's head.

Mythbuster's tested exploding leprechauns and found gold, frankincense, myrrh, and Nosferatu inside their Leprechaun eggs. They decided to try again with Daemonica's thread. But they couldn't create enough insulin to counteract the immense coagulated mass of poutine that was clogging the inside of Asian Thunder's rectum. Doctors had to surgically alter his prostrate gland because it became self-aware, and vowed to seek revenge against The Proctor and Gamble Corporation. They had spread herpes throughout the Levant using the underwear of Brad Pitt and Derek Jeter. However, as Angelina Jolie adopted yet another super-assassin persona and attempted to actually fight mercenaries in Egypt, she ended up being passed around their camp in lieu of payment. This caused Jennifer Aniston to become enraged with jealously. She thought Brad would now break his promise to lick the bukkake drippings off of her ass.

It was around this time that Osama bin Laden bombed the Smurf Village. Papa Smurf was furious and grill-fucked McCain, NVA-style, then Smurfette pegged Rabbi Smurf rabidly, for reasons beyond comprehension. Suddenly, Hendrix smoked 1450 joints in a row, causing him to vomit on Janis Joplin's vasectomy fnord when it emitted a foul pulsating sound. Lord Byron was disturbed, and ordered an Absinthe smoothie with a dollop of sour cream.

Fists flew at Octomom because people wanted to check the theory that she was a clone of Angelina Jolie. Eventually, after much pummelling, they decided that she was no longer able to breed. The world breathed a sigh of relief and continued life as normal... which is to say, it collapsed the big top and destroyed Crimson Glory. Sometimes I enjoy. Heterosexual Megatron nerds drank Jager, then disemboweled Puff Daddy for molesting the memory of Biggie Smalls.

TuPac laughed, until reptiles ran off with alabastard to Azkaban-anarama, a creepy new dance music band, which alcohol seems to make worse. Pontius Pilate agreed to battle Jesus for ultimate Caesar's Salad recipes, so they competed on Iron Chef and fought for jalapeno-flavored yogurt.

Jim Duggan roared in agony as Ren violated Stimpy's stamp collection. He ignorantly licked all of the stamps and stuck them onto his butt. Several auctioneers began frantically chasing him to get their hands on The DaVinci choad.

Suddenly, Page and Plant discovered Poujadism, and decided to embark on a crusade to clean up herpes in orphanages, but failed because


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Once Firefarter sucked his left bedpost until giraffes marched through congress. Someday looking for his yoghurt-tasting Bangladeshi, yellow umbrella shoved inside Madonna's sweet book-shelf. Afterwards, blood fountains began squirting all platypus boobs and octopus memorabilia.

Maybe potatoes scrutinizing falafel makers about their longer toe fungus will encourage proliferation, doubtful. Immigration overseas exists? Horror stories suck courage and ejaculate POWER all over his white chin. Angrily Cockweasel MacGroin said "Stop reading hysterectomy manuals, it's inflaming my nostrils." "Fuck!", Napalm in Dubai makes llamas angry. Calamities multiply personalities via Protag. Evil scabies are non-curable. Orangutans cry when W rapes himself. Witness the uprising pants. Nobody wins. Experience fails to make feet taste licorice-like.

Animal drums sound lame to dumbasses like Tarzan. Squirrels intensify powers cthrough rectal gratification. Jager fucks thirst royally. Toxic Mosh pits usually aren't moderated. What PAIN! Enjoyment comes orgasmically!

Children salivate double scoop ice cream. Zebras mate obliviously while monkeys hug. Pirates breed furiously though. When embarking on people, remember anal lube. Eschatology experts claim masturbation causes retardation. Monkeys happily inject cooking oil to avoid lice infestations. Luckily Batman shoved Robin anally.

Suddenly William slaughtered Cronenberg with a spatula that scooped turquoise baby corpses directly through Latoya's void. Miraculously Spiderman can shoot bananas outta his forehead. Professor Xavier once swallowed kaopectate mixed thoroughly with nails.

Cocknuts are tempting yet smelly. Caligula repented after digesting Spaghetti-Os. Suddenly, Jesus appeared and made soup. why? Transubstantiation. Then, Steven Seagal grinfucked Condoleezza Rice while singing "Crystal Mountain." Afterwards, Jimmy videotaped himself nerding-out. Then, zombies molested skulls.

Upon reflection, Jesters decided skullfucks weren't enough. They grimly killed time brewing ale.

Suddenly, Sloth got angered when Jerusalem exploded, so he rained down glue-on fingernails. This displeased Zeus greatly. He summoned Hades, like an angry titan. Cereberus growled "Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida" forever! and caused Sloth to cry.

Eventually, ICBM's were launched at OJ Simpson because dyslexic children tapdance. Soon, flatulence expelled Pauly Shore into space. Eventually, he landed on Phobos and immediately transformed into Nibiru's slave. Then, Shadow20 created awesome chatter amongst paparazzi infestations using her feminine wiles.

Verbalsniper psionically communicated obscene imagery, outraging Stephen Harper, who immediately wept. He ordered pizzas for iwarrior and hekaloth, laced with absynthe and arsenic. Stupidly, Harper began immolating Ralph Klein, causing pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosi in a dude whose colon was already perforated. Alas, Harper was fucking rabbits with novelty corkscrews.

Someday alien scientists will invent technology that deciphers foreign cuisine. Then Deicide went totally nuts and destroyed Krypton. Suddenly Jenna Jameson sponsored April's didgeridoo and Weezer's balls. However, April was enraged and strangely aroused. Alaska is seceding because tides have undergone Canadianization and enraged April again. She furiously exterminated Arnold with acid.

Eventually Necromancer returned gayer than Jodie Foster gyrating on verbalsniper's cock-erspaniel. Africans rampaged anally amongst twenty throbbing walruses while hauntedbymirrors shocked everyone by swallowing Europe - the band - which nevertheless continued to screw iraqis over. These altercations fueled global tribadism embraced by Amazons who believe that Scientology will touch children inappropriately. Scientologists stupidly urinated on Tom Cruise, who lost his shoes. John Travolta suckles on Fatal if Swallowed's banana tits, voraciously because it's nutritious. Once assassinated, Lincoln and Kennedy conspired because they wished vengeance upon J. Edgar Hoover because their undergarments were too girly.

Suddenly, Jim Carrey intervened, shooting lasers maniacally at Lindsey Lohan because she wore a Napalm Death shirt but couldn't figure out how to headbang. Instead, she snorted buttholes through hell as fast neutrons bombarded inside her pulsating uterus. Seismic waves originating from the fetus incubating inside Lindsey demolished Manowar. This lead pipe smashed Rodney's foot, causing Mastodon to massively inseminate nunneries worldwide.

Robots enjoy destroying Robofist's mighty sword Testiculus immensely, but dislike his epic beard. However, howler monkeys love facial hair. They eagerly fingered Adam Sandler while chewing tobacco, spitting out pieces at GG Allin because Americans smeared cheese upon the throne of BEAST.

Spooge-tastic little prostitots saw terrible visions of \m/.Mike.\m/ tormenting Montreal by sabotaging Caesar's salad cleverly with mooseticles and icecream flavoured lubricant.

Hobosapiens created Life-like Doughnuts that hopped trains to Africa and Mongolia, pillaging townsfolk and raping oil-derricks. Suddenly, Asterix exploded with rage, Obelisk cried hard while sucking lollipops. Then, grim pussycats farted on pillows infested with badgers. Trolls cumguzzled while we hoped that Ronnie James Dio would finally release Ozzy from Sharon's tyranny. The trolls also tea bagged Tyrannorabbit while Egypt reclaimed neighbouring Hamunaptra only to find mummies and scarabs stealing burritos for lunch.

Gynecologists observed rotten sandwiches that smelled like dead... sandwiches... but they were sea-kittens, and they slaughtered them with pickaxes. Webbed-gooch grandma cousin ma sister auntie said, "Always put Crisco inside you when you feel the first contraction, followed by some vaseline." Consequently, doctors agree that this method is wise

Every time this happens, the baby just looks like an ugly Pterasaur. Scientists believe that febreeze can cure cancer because gingerbread and febreeze mixed can recreate stem-cell RNA. However it causes anal leakage continuously when mixed with alcohol. If open flame frolics, cautionary sarcoidosis usually results in deflagration.

Fat Bastard sharted rosebuds, followed by ubiquitous penguins marching excitedly towards Armageddon. They arose to wage bloody war upon America, citing discrimination against albino sheep because The Grand Wizard explained how either penguins or donkeys would rule the world. Suddenly, from Ostfriesland, Freakazoid flew quickly into pudding splattering Obama with extra-fruity man-yogurt, consuming everything within Belgium before choking on Luxembourg. Reverse peristalsys occurs as a precursor to reptilian mating, particularly during the seasonal yodelling competition. Counteracting this is stupid. Scientists discovered vomit particles in Victoria's hair. They gently brushed aside these particles only to discover antennae protruding from her forehead for miles! A giant blancmange appeared, freaking out all over the Wimbledon tournament because Maria Sharapova stole someone's burger, and pantsed Elizabeth Berkley because Showgirls danced maniacly around scotch bottles.

Leprechauns emerged. Faeries battled trolls for KFC chicken offal discharge because tangerine juice lags behind platypus' excrement.

Maury declared war against midgets with hermaphroditical characteristics. They retaliated by flinging butt-plugs throughout Disneyland. Although Connie Chung objected because she was menstruating. Gary Gygax jacked off to pictures of Miller because he thought it was a chick with balls. It was around this time that Miller admitted to having a sex change operation.

Soon, the USS Eisenhower carrier battle group deployed to stop pirate metal. However Verbalsniper fought Daemonica relentlessly because scotch was becoming scarce. They both agreed vodka went been shitty and stopped fighting. This allowed the carrier to attack poseurs like Sean Avery and Joaquin Phoenix. They immediately dropped a laser-guided Roseanne Barr into battle, releasing mustard gas when she burst. The UN deployed Angelina Jolie who simply adopted ethiopians, pausing UFC because panda's danced the Charleston on Ron Gracie's head.

Mythbuster's tested exploding leprechauns and found gold, frankincense, myrrh, and Nosferatu inside their Leprechaun eggs. They decided to try again with Daemonica's thread. But they couldn't create enough insulin to counteract the immense coagulated mass of poutine that was clogging the inside of Asian Thunder's rectum. Doctors had to surgically alter his prostrate gland because it became self-aware, and vowed to seek revenge against The Proctor and Gamble Corporation. They had spread herpes throughout the Levant using the underwear of Brad Pitt and Derek Jeter. However, as Angelina Jolie adopted yet another super-assassin persona and attempted to actually fight mercenaries in Egypt, she ended up being passed around their camp in lieu of payment. This caused Jennifer Aniston to become enraged with jealously. She thought Brad would now break his promise to lick the bukkake drippings off of her ass.

It was around this time that Osama bin Laden bombed the Smurf Village. Papa Smurf was furious and grill-fucked McCain, NVA-style, then Smurfette pegged Rabbi Smurf rabidly, for reasons beyond comprehension. Suddenly, Hendrix smoked 1450 joints in a row, causing him to vomit on Janis Joplin's vasectomy fnord when it emitted a foul pulsating sound. Lord Byron was disturbed, and ordered an Absinthe smoothie with a dollop of sour cream.

Fists flew at Octomom because people wanted to check the theory that she was a clone of Angelina Jolie. Eventually, after much pummelling, they decided that she was no longer able to breed. The world breathed a sigh of relief and continued life as normal... which is to say, it collapsed the big top and destroyed Crimson Glory. Sometimes I enjoy. Heterosexual Megatron nerds drank Jager, then disemboweled Puff Daddy for molesting the memory of Biggie Smalls.

TuPac laughed, until reptiles ran off with alabastard to Azkaban-anarama, a creepy new dance music band, which alcohol seems to make worse. Pontius Pilate agreed to battle Jesus for ultimate Caesar's Salad recipes, so they competed on Iron Chef and fought for jalapeno-flavored yogurt.

Jim Duggan roared in agony as Ren violated Stimpy's stamp collection. He ignorantly licked all of the stamps and stuck them onto his butt. Several auctioneers began frantically chasing him to get their hands on The DaVinci choad.

Suddenly, Page and Plant discovered Poujadism, and decided to embark on a crusade to clean up herpes in orphanages, but failed because orphans are

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Once Firefarter sucked his left bedpost until giraffes marched through congress. Someday looking for his yoghurt-tasting Bangladeshi, yellow umbrella shoved inside Madonna's sweet book-shelf. Afterwards, blood fountains began squirting all platypus boobs and octopus memorabilia.

Maybe potatoes scrutinizing falafel makers about their longer toe fungus will encourage proliferation, doubtful. Immigration overseas exists? Horror stories suck courage and ejaculate POWER all over his white chin. Angrily Cockweasel MacGroin said "Stop reading hysterectomy manuals, it's inflaming my nostrils." "Fuck!", Napalm in Dubai makes llamas angry. Calamities multiply personalities via Protag. Evil scabies are non-curable. Orangutans cry when W rapes himself. Witness the uprising pants. Nobody wins. Experience fails to make feet taste licorice-like.

Animal drums sound lame to dumbasses like Tarzan. Squirrels intensify powers cthrough rectal gratification. Jager fucks thirst royally. Toxic Mosh pits usually aren't moderated. What PAIN! Enjoyment comes orgasmically!

Children salivate double scoop ice cream. Zebras mate obliviously while monkeys hug. Pirates breed furiously though. When embarking on people, remember anal lube. Eschatology experts claim masturbation causes retardation. Monkeys happily inject cooking oil to avoid lice infestations. Luckily Batman shoved Robin anally.

Suddenly William slaughtered Cronenberg with a spatula that scooped turquoise baby corpses directly through Latoya's void. Miraculously Spiderman can shoot bananas outta his forehead. Professor Xavier once swallowed kaopectate mixed thoroughly with nails.

Cocknuts are tempting yet smelly. Caligula repented after digesting Spaghetti-Os. Suddenly, Jesus appeared and made soup. why? Transubstantiation. Then, Steven Seagal grinfucked Condoleezza Rice while singing "Crystal Mountain." Afterwards, Jimmy videotaped himself nerding-out. Then, zombies molested skulls.

Upon reflection, Jesters decided skullfucks weren't enough. They grimly killed time brewing ale.

Suddenly, Sloth got angered when Jerusalem exploded, so he rained down glue-on fingernails. This displeased Zeus greatly. He summoned Hades, like an angry titan. Cereberus growled "Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida" forever! and caused Sloth to cry.

Eventually, ICBM's were launched at OJ Simpson because dyslexic children tapdance. Soon, flatulence expelled Pauly Shore into space. Eventually, he landed on Phobos and immediately transformed into Nibiru's slave. Then, Shadow20 created awesome chatter amongst paparazzi infestations using her feminine wiles.

Verbalsniper psionically communicated obscene imagery, outraging Stephen Harper, who immediately wept. He ordered pizzas for iwarrior and hekaloth, laced with absynthe and arsenic. Stupidly, Harper began immolating Ralph Klein, causing pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosi in a dude whose colon was already perforated. Alas, Harper was fucking rabbits with novelty corkscrews.

Someday alien scientists will invent technology that deciphers foreign cuisine. Then Deicide went totally nuts and destroyed Krypton. Suddenly Jenna Jameson sponsored April's didgeridoo and Weezer's balls. However, April was enraged and strangely aroused. Alaska is seceding because tides have undergone Canadianization and enraged April again. She furiously exterminated Arnold with acid.

Eventually Necromancer returned gayer than Jodie Foster gyrating on verbalsniper's cock-erspaniel. Africans rampaged anally amongst twenty throbbing walruses while hauntedbymirrors shocked everyone by swallowing Europe - the band - which nevertheless continued to screw iraqis over. These altercations fueled global tribadism embraced by Amazons who believe that Scientology will touch children inappropriately. Scientologists stupidly urinated on Tom Cruise, who lost his shoes. John Travolta suckles on Fatal if Swallowed's banana tits, voraciously because it's nutritious. Once assassinated, Lincoln and Kennedy conspired because they wished vengeance upon J. Edgar Hoover because their undergarments were too girly.

Suddenly, Jim Carrey intervened, shooting lasers maniacally at Lindsey Lohan because she wore a Napalm Death shirt but couldn't figure out how to headbang. Instead, she snorted buttholes through hell as fast neutrons bombarded inside her pulsating uterus. Seismic waves originating from the fetus incubating inside Lindsey demolished Manowar. This lead pipe smashed Rodney's foot, causing Mastodon to massively inseminate nunneries worldwide.

Robots enjoy destroying Robofist's mighty sword Testiculus immensely, but dislike his epic beard. However, howler monkeys love facial hair. They eagerly fingered Adam Sandler while chewing tobacco, spitting out pieces at GG Allin because Americans smeared cheese upon the throne of BEAST.

Spooge-tastic little prostitots saw terrible visions of \m/.Mike.\m/ tormenting Montreal by sabotaging Caesar's salad cleverly with mooseticles and icecream flavoured lubricant.

Hobosapiens created Life-like Doughnuts that hopped trains to Africa and Mongolia, pillaging townsfolk and raping oil-derricks. Suddenly, Asterix exploded with rage, Obelisk cried hard while sucking lollipops. Then, grim pussycats farted on pillows infested with badgers. Trolls cumguzzled while we hoped that Ronnie James Dio would finally release Ozzy from Sharon's tyranny. The trolls also tea bagged Tyrannorabbit while Egypt reclaimed neighbouring Hamunaptra only to find mummies and scarabs stealing burritos for lunch.

Gynecologists observed rotten sandwiches that smelled like dead... sandwiches... but they were sea-kittens, and they slaughtered them with pickaxes. Webbed-gooch grandma cousin ma sister auntie said, "Always put Crisco inside you when you feel the first contraction, followed by some vaseline." Consequently, doctors agree that this method is wise

Every time this happens, the baby just looks like an ugly Pterasaur. Scientists believe that febreeze can cure cancer because gingerbread and febreeze mixed can recreate stem-cell RNA. However it causes anal leakage continuously when mixed with alcohol. If open flame frolics, cautionary sarcoidosis usually results in deflagration.

Fat Bastard sharted rosebuds, followed by ubiquitous penguins marching excitedly towards Armageddon. They arose to wage bloody war upon America, citing discrimination against albino sheep because The Grand Wizard explained how either penguins or donkeys would rule the world. Suddenly, from Ostfriesland, Freakazoid flew quickly into pudding splattering Obama with extra-fruity man-yogurt, consuming everything within Belgium before choking on Luxembourg. Reverse peristalsys occurs as a precursor to reptilian mating, particularly during the seasonal yodelling competition. Counteracting this is stupid. Scientists discovered vomit particles in Victoria's hair. They gently brushed aside these particles only to discover antennae protruding from her forehead for miles! A giant blancmange appeared, freaking out all over the Wimbledon tournament because Maria Sharapova stole someone's burger, and pantsed Elizabeth Berkley because Showgirls danced maniacly around scotch bottles.

Leprechauns emerged. Faeries battled trolls for KFC chicken offal discharge because tangerine juice lags behind platypus' excrement.

Maury declared war against midgets with hermaphroditical characteristics. They retaliated by flinging butt-plugs throughout Disneyland. Although Connie Chung objected because she was menstruating. Gary Gygax jacked off to pictures of Miller because he thought it was a chick with balls. It was around this time that Miller admitted to having a sex change operation.

Soon, the USS Eisenhower carrier battle group deployed to stop pirate metal. However Verbalsniper fought Daemonica relentlessly because scotch was becoming scarce. They both agreed vodka went been shitty and stopped fighting. This allowed the carrier to attack poseurs like Sean Avery and Joaquin Phoenix. They immediately dropped a laser-guided Roseanne Barr into battle, releasing mustard gas when she burst. The UN deployed Angelina Jolie who simply adopted ethiopians, pausing UFC because panda's danced the Charleston on Ron Gracie's head.

Mythbuster's tested exploding leprechauns and found gold, frankincense, myrrh, and Nosferatu inside their Leprechaun eggs. They decided to try again with Daemonica's thread. But they couldn't create enough insulin to counteract the immense coagulated mass of poutine that was clogging the inside of Asian Thunder's rectum. Doctors had to surgically alter his prostrate gland because it became self-aware, and vowed to seek revenge against The Proctor and Gamble Corporation. They had spread herpes throughout the Levant using the underwear of Brad Pitt and Derek Jeter. However, as Angelina Jolie adopted yet another super-assassin persona and attempted to actually fight mercenaries in Egypt, she ended up being passed around their camp in lieu of payment. This caused Jennifer Aniston to become enraged with jealously. She thought Brad would now break his promise to lick the bukkake drippings off of her ass.

It was around this time that Osama bin Laden bombed the Smurf Village. Papa Smurf was furious and grill-fucked McCain, NVA-style, then Smurfette pegged Rabbi Smurf rabidly, for reasons beyond comprehension. Suddenly, Hendrix smoked 1450 joints in a row, causing him to vomit on Janis Joplin's vasectomy fnord when it emitted a foul pulsating sound. Lord Byron was disturbed, and ordered an Absinthe smoothie with a dollop of sour cream.

Fists flew at Octomom because people wanted to check the theory that she was a clone of Angelina Jolie. Eventually, after much pummelling, they decided that she was no longer able to breed. The world breathed a sigh of relief and continued life as normal... which is to say, it collapsed the big top and destroyed Crimson Glory. Sometimes I enjoy. Heterosexual Megatron nerds drank Jager, then disemboweled Puff Daddy for molesting the memory of Biggie Smalls.

TuPac laughed, until reptiles ran off with alabastard to Azkaban-anarama, a creepy new dance music band, which alcohol seems to make worse. Pontius Pilate agreed to battle Jesus for ultimate Caesar's Salad recipes, so they competed on Iron Chef and fought for jalapeno-flavored yogurt.

Jim Duggan roared in agony as Ren violated Stimpy's stamp collection. He ignorantly licked all of the stamps and stuck them onto his butt. Several auctioneers began frantically chasing him to get their hands on The DaVinci choad.

Suddenly, Page and Plant discovered Poujadism, and decided to embark on a crusade to clean up herpes in orphanages, but failed because orphans are drunk


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Once Firefarter sucked his left bedpost until giraffes marched through congress. Someday looking for his yoghurt-tasting Bangladeshi, yellow umbrella shoved inside Madonna's sweet book-shelf. Afterwards, blood fountains began squirting all platypus boobs and octopus memorabilia.

Maybe potatoes scrutinizing falafel makers about their longer toe fungus will encourage proliferation, doubtful. Immigration overseas exists? Horror stories suck courage and ejaculate POWER all over his white chin. Angrily Cockweasel MacGroin said "Stop reading hysterectomy manuals, it's inflaming my nostrils." "Fuck!", Napalm in Dubai makes llamas angry. Calamities multiply personalities via Protag. Evil scabies are non-curable. Orangutans cry when W rapes himself. Witness the uprising pants. Nobody wins. Experience fails to make feet taste licorice-like.

Animal drums sound lame to dumbasses like Tarzan. Squirrels intensify powers cthrough rectal gratification. Jager fucks thirst royally. Toxic Mosh pits usually aren't moderated. What PAIN! Enjoyment comes orgasmically!

Children salivate double scoop ice cream. Zebras mate obliviously while monkeys hug. Pirates breed furiously though. When embarking on people, remember anal lube. Eschatology experts claim masturbation causes retardation. Monkeys happily inject cooking oil to avoid lice infestations. Luckily Batman shoved Robin anally.

Suddenly William slaughtered Cronenberg with a spatula that scooped turquoise baby corpses directly through Latoya's void. Miraculously Spiderman can shoot bananas outta his forehead. Professor Xavier once swallowed kaopectate mixed thoroughly with nails.

Cocknuts are tempting yet smelly. Caligula repented after digesting Spaghetti-Os. Suddenly, Jesus appeared and made soup. why? Transubstantiation. Then, Steven Seagal grinfucked Condoleezza Rice while singing "Crystal Mountain." Afterwards, Jimmy videotaped himself nerding-out. Then, zombies molested skulls.

Upon reflection, Jesters decided skullfucks weren't enough. They grimly killed time brewing ale.

Suddenly, Sloth got angered when Jerusalem exploded, so he rained down glue-on fingernails. This displeased Zeus greatly. He summoned Hades, like an angry titan. Cereberus growled "Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida" forever! and caused Sloth to cry.

Eventually, ICBM's were launched at OJ Simpson because dyslexic children tapdance. Soon, flatulence expelled Pauly Shore into space. Eventually, he landed on Phobos and immediately transformed into Nibiru's slave. Then, Shadow20 created awesome chatter amongst paparazzi infestations using her feminine wiles.

Verbalsniper psionically communicated obscene imagery, outraging Stephen Harper, who immediately wept. He ordered pizzas for iwarrior and hekaloth, laced with absynthe and arsenic. Stupidly, Harper began immolating Ralph Klein, causing pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosi in a dude whose colon was already perforated. Alas, Harper was fucking rabbits with novelty corkscrews.

Someday alien scientists will invent technology that deciphers foreign cuisine. Then Deicide went totally nuts and destroyed Krypton. Suddenly Jenna Jameson sponsored April's didgeridoo and Weezer's balls. However, April was enraged and strangely aroused. Alaska is seceding because tides have undergone Canadianization and enraged April again. She furiously exterminated Arnold with acid.

Eventually Necromancer returned gayer than Jodie Foster gyrating on verbalsniper's cock-erspaniel. Africans rampaged anally amongst twenty throbbing walruses while hauntedbymirrors shocked everyone by swallowing Europe - the band - which nevertheless continued to screw iraqis over. These altercations fueled global tribadism embraced by Amazons who believe that Scientology will touch children inappropriately. Scientologists stupidly urinated on Tom Cruise, who lost his shoes. John Travolta suckles on Fatal if Swallowed's banana tits, voraciously because it's nutritious. Once assassinated, Lincoln and Kennedy conspired because they wished vengeance upon J. Edgar Hoover because their undergarments were too girly.

Suddenly, Jim Carrey intervened, shooting lasers maniacally at Lindsey Lohan because she wore a Napalm Death shirt but couldn't figure out how to headbang. Instead, she snorted buttholes through hell as fast neutrons bombarded inside her pulsating uterus. Seismic waves originating from the fetus incubating inside Lindsey demolished Manowar. This lead pipe smashed Rodney's foot, causing Mastodon to massively inseminate nunneries worldwide.

Robots enjoy destroying Robofist's mighty sword Testiculus immensely, but dislike his epic beard. However, howler monkeys love facial hair. They eagerly fingered Adam Sandler while chewing tobacco, spitting out pieces at GG Allin because Americans smeared cheese upon the throne of BEAST.

Spooge-tastic little prostitots saw terrible visions of \m/.Mike.\m/ tormenting Montreal by sabotaging Caesar's salad cleverly with mooseticles and icecream flavoured lubricant.

Hobosapiens created Life-like Doughnuts that hopped trains to Africa and Mongolia, pillaging townsfolk and raping oil-derricks. Suddenly, Asterix exploded with rage, Obelisk cried hard while sucking lollipops. Then, grim pussycats farted on pillows infested with badgers. Trolls cumguzzled while we hoped that Ronnie James Dio would finally release Ozzy from Sharon's tyranny. The trolls also tea bagged Tyrannorabbit while Egypt reclaimed neighbouring Hamunaptra only to find mummies and scarabs stealing burritos for lunch.

Gynecologists observed rotten sandwiches that smelled like dead... sandwiches... but they were sea-kittens, and they slaughtered them with pickaxes. Webbed-gooch grandma cousin ma sister auntie said, "Always put Crisco inside you when you feel the first contraction, followed by some vaseline." Consequently, doctors agree that this method is wise

Every time this happens, the baby just looks like an ugly Pterasaur. Scientists believe that febreeze can cure cancer because gingerbread and febreeze mixed can recreate stem-cell RNA. However it causes anal leakage continuously when mixed with alcohol. If open flame frolics, cautionary sarcoidosis usually results in deflagration.

Fat Bastard sharted rosebuds, followed by ubiquitous penguins marching excitedly towards Armageddon. They arose to wage bloody war upon America, citing discrimination against albino sheep because The Grand Wizard explained how either penguins or donkeys would rule the world. Suddenly, from Ostfriesland, Freakazoid flew quickly into pudding splattering Obama with extra-fruity man-yogurt, consuming everything within Belgium before choking on Luxembourg. Reverse peristalsys occurs as a precursor to reptilian mating, particularly during the seasonal yodelling competition. Counteracting this is stupid. Scientists discovered vomit particles in Victoria's hair. They gently brushed aside these particles only to discover antennae protruding from her forehead for miles! A giant blancmange appeared, freaking out all over the Wimbledon tournament because Maria Sharapova stole someone's burger, and pantsed Elizabeth Berkley because Showgirls danced maniacly around scotch bottles.

Leprechauns emerged. Faeries battled trolls for KFC chicken offal discharge because tangerine juice lags behind platypus' excrement.

Maury declared war against midgets with hermaphroditical characteristics. They retaliated by flinging butt-plugs throughout Disneyland. Although Connie Chung objected because she was menstruating. Gary Gygax jacked off to pictures of Miller because he thought it was a chick with balls. It was around this time that Miller admitted to having a sex change operation.

Soon, the USS Eisenhower carrier battle group deployed to stop pirate metal. However Verbalsniper fought Daemonica relentlessly because scotch was becoming scarce. They both agreed vodka went been shitty and stopped fighting. This allowed the carrier to attack poseurs like Sean Avery and Joaquin Phoenix. They immediately dropped a laser-guided Roseanne Barr into battle, releasing mustard gas when she burst. The UN deployed Angelina Jolie who simply adopted ethiopians, pausing UFC because panda's danced the Charleston on Ron Gracie's head.

Mythbuster's tested exploding leprechauns and found gold, frankincense, myrrh, and Nosferatu inside their Leprechaun eggs. They decided to try again with Daemonica's thread. But they couldn't create enough insulin to counteract the immense coagulated mass of poutine that was clogging the inside of Asian Thunder's rectum. Doctors had to surgically alter his prostrate gland because it became self-aware, and vowed to seek revenge against The Proctor and Gamble Corporation. They had spread herpes throughout the Levant using the underwear of Brad Pitt and Derek Jeter. However, as Angelina Jolie adopted yet another super-assassin persona and attempted to actually fight mercenaries in Egypt, she ended up being passed around their camp in lieu of payment. This caused Jennifer Aniston to become enraged with jealously. She thought Brad would now break his promise to lick the bukkake drippings off of her ass.

It was around this time that Osama bin Laden bombed the Smurf Village. Papa Smurf was furious and grill-fucked McCain, NVA-style, then Smurfette pegged Rabbi Smurf rabidly, for reasons beyond comprehension. Suddenly, Hendrix smoked 1450 joints in a row, causing him to vomit on Janis Joplin's vasectomy fnord when it emitted a foul pulsating sound. Lord Byron was disturbed, and ordered an Absinthe smoothie with a dollop of sour cream.

Fists flew at Octomom because people wanted to check the theory that she was a clone of Angelina Jolie. Eventually, after much pummelling, they decided that she was no longer able to breed. The world breathed a sigh of relief and continued life as normal... which is to say, it collapsed the big top and destroyed Crimson Glory. Sometimes I enjoy. Heterosexual Megatron nerds drank Jager, then disemboweled Puff Daddy for molesting the memory of Biggie Smalls.

TuPac laughed, until reptiles ran off with alabastard to Azkaban-anarama, a creepy new dance music band, which alcohol seems to make worse. Pontius Pilate agreed to battle Jesus for ultimate Caesar's Salad recipes, so they competed on Iron Chef and fought for jalapeno-flavored yogurt.

Jim Duggan roared in agony as Ren violated Stimpy's stamp collection. He ignorantly licked all of the stamps and stuck them onto his butt. Several auctioneers began frantically chasing him to get their hands on The DaVinci choad.

Suddenly, Page and Plant discovered Poujadism, and decided to embark on a crusade to clean up herpes in orphanages, but failed because orphans are drunk on spanish fly and antifreeze

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