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now lets keep playful javs playful her,e dont go out to insult the person personally I saw this on another board so I thought i'd give it a try

Goblyne- Moonsorrow is gay
Optional Player- prog sucks especially Dream Theater
Fatal if Swallowed- anal penetration is gross
Ryan Durkin- i've givin up alcohol and devoted my life to becoming a scholar
Victoria- ive decided to be a dishwasher for the rest of my life
Vixen- I think im going to take all of my piercings out and get my tats removed
Firefarter- I'm going to pull a "my name is earl" and aplogize to everyone i've insulted
Glamgirl- twisted sister sucks
Xerves- im quitting the board because of my busy socialite life
Mister Pink Bunny I sold my cat to a chinese retaurant
Robofist- im thinking about getting a crew cut and hitting up american eagle today

go ahead and add some of your own!

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beast - girls suck. especially pretty ones.

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Marko - O'Doyle Sucks!


08 Nov 2006, 20:34
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Rab - HIM are a bunch of Emo Fag

Satanic Miss - Motorhead Blows Goats For Breakfast

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Vixen - I HATE BEER

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Xerxes - I'm never having anal sex again.


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Obeast- im leaving the music business for ever!

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Syrinix - Forgive Me Father For I Have Sinned

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Excorcist- anyone intirestred in buying all of my ministry stuff?

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hahahah some of these are amazing

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:lol:

Rab - I think I've seen In Flames enough times
Obeast - You know what I need to do more? Giggle
Beast - Fuck cider!
Jotun - Pantera and Nirvana are over-rated
FireFlower - Let's just have a quiet night in

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Its Xerxes, not Xerves, Durkin.

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nonesovile: i'm too sexy for my shirt. and cryptopsy suck.

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Blackwater- I pawned my guitar for some payote

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Goblyne - One day I hope to be covered in ladybugs. Beautiful, beautiful ladybugs.

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MPB: This new band we signed to The End really sucks ass! ;)

anyone from Adytum: okay, seriously, settle down guys...

John: Tina, i'm going to be nice to you today

El Guapo: I've been thinking... Michael Flatley actually really IS amazing!! *starts dancing riverdance*

Beast: hey Tina! (or anybody else's real name)

Numen: So I was springcleaning today and got rid of this gross old mouldy frozen banana peel sitting in the freezer...

JSW: OMG!!! I was at work today and i didn't yell at any customers!!

Rab: *to random stripper* no thanks baby, i think i've had enough...

Brent: ...

blackwater: You know what? I've realised that martial arts isn't for everyone. Especially me. I've actually enrolled myself for ballet classes now.

robofist: man, Vikings were SO uncool back in the day...

Marko: No, you can't join the eastern-european party - you're the wrong race.

Exorcist: joke's on you guys - i really AM Joey Ramone!!!!

Justin: does anyone else think this Necronomicon shirt looks lame?

Durkin: Good evening, gentlemen. How is everyone this fine evening? Quite well, I hope. I have just returned from Oxford's fine school of Spelling and Grammar and have prepared a slideshow presentation for you.

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no, toastering is when you throw a toaster at someone, kinda like christians and stoning


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Goblyne - One day I hope to be covered in ladybugs. Beautiful, beautiful ladybugs.



:spit: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: oh you BASTARD!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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no, toastering is when you throw a toaster at someone, kinda like christians and stoning


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Blackwater- I pawned my guitar for some payote


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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i can see derek singing it while a chick is riding him as hes got a cig hanging out of his mouth.


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goblyne wrote:

Durkin: Good evening, gentlemen. How is everyone this fine evening? Quite well, I hope. I have just returned from Oxford's fine school of Spelling and Grammar and have prepared a slideshow presentation for you.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
quite impressive

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Durkin: FUCK COUGARS!

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:lol: :lol: these are awesome!


Piece by Piece: Jimmy is not actually my son at all - he's just a kid I stole from somewhere to get me backstage at shows

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no, toastering is when you throw a toaster at someone, kinda like christians and stoning


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Piece by Piece - I'm giving up concerts, and I'm going to cut Jimmy's hair


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