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Release: Mastodon is a far better band than New Model Army :roll: :roll: :roll:

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10 Nov 2006, 09:09
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infernalmachine wrote:
syrinx: i condition.


Wha?? I don't get this one. :lol:

zambonin wrote:
Syrinx - i love jesus and the pope, see you guys at mass soon


BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :lol: :lol:

FretsOfDeath wrote:
Syrinx- "I think I'll wear socks with sandals today"


Hahahaha....also a good one. :lol: :lol:


10 Nov 2006, 09:14
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robofist: "I'm not going to that bar if there are any black people there"

tattooedsean777: "I have never been to Norway, nor do I have any interest in going there or mentioning it repeatedly"

SCHIZOID: "When Varg gets out of prison, I hope he does a project with Fred Durst!"

Bruni: "What is this garbage!? It sounds like it was recorded in a tin can!"


10 Nov 2006, 09:18
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Syrinx wrote:
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syrinx: i condition.


Wha?? I don't get this one. :lol:



Bald joke.


10 Nov 2006, 09:48
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infernalmachine: You're right Cromlech, Bloodbath is fucking terrible
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Sins of Mankind: Sometimes when I'm drunk I like to get naked and sit on a pilon.


10 Nov 2006, 09:49
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NoneSoVile wrote:
Bald joke.


Ohhhhh gotcha. :lol:


10 Nov 2006, 09:50
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Garth: Iron Maiden is the best band of all time
Cromlech: I love emo
Piece By Piece: That song Piece By Piece by Slayer sucks
Glamgirl: Danzig is an ugly old cunt
Exorcist: Moosehead is for pussies
Lord Shatanas Whorebanger: I love cops
Trogdor: Go habs go!!


10 Nov 2006, 09:58
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METAL QUEEN wrote:
Satanic Miss: "Just call me Barb!"


:spit: :roll:

Metal Queen: Fuck man, I dunno if I can finish this beer.


:lol: :roll: :beer:

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10 Nov 2006, 10:08
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METAL QUEEN wrote:
Satanic Miss wrote:
METAL QUEEN wrote:
Satanic Miss: "Just call me Barb!"


:spit: :roll:

Metal Queen: Fuck man, I dunno if I can finish this beer.


:lol: :roll: :beer:


:cheers: :abbath:

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Burnt at the Stake - Bolt Thrower are for pussies
Lore Gore - I'd rather go to a gay parade than drink beer and listen to gore metal


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10 Nov 2006, 10:39
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Syrinx wrote:
robofist: "I'm not going to that bar if there are any black people there"

I probably would say that, but I'd crack up immediately after.

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10 Nov 2006, 10:43
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Sins Of Mankind wrote:
Glamgirl: Danzig is an ugly old cunt



That would never come over my lipz :lol:

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10 Nov 2006, 10:45
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Glamgirl777 wrote:
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Glamgirl: Danzig is an ugly old cunt



That would never come over my lipz :lol:


:lol: Thought so ;)


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robofist: i hate curry.. and vintersorg is alright for some but not for me!

iron_thunder: who are the pet shop boys?

syrinx: i hate breasts, please, dont show me yours!

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10 Nov 2006, 11:54
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Sins Of Mankind wrote:
Trogdor: Go habs go!!


I knew you were gonna get me back with that. :lol:

How about this?
Sins Of Mankind - Emos are cool!

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skûrj wrote:
syrinx: i hate breasts, please, dont show me yours!


HAHA!!! Best one yet! :lol: :lol:


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10 Nov 2006, 12:09
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Sins of Mankind: Ah, to be 17 again.

or: I love Seth Putnam, he was right about that guy from Nasum

BEAST: Oh dear, those guys are moshing. Ooh, they could get hurt.

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Em wrote:
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Em- "fine BEAST, I'll have sex with you"


BEAST - too late, I dont want you anymore, Em.


:roll: at both of you.



:roll: Yeah! We all know that one day Em will agree to have sex with me!


10 Nov 2006, 12:28
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No one's come up with something I wouldn't say. :?



Imperator: It's got to be one or the other. You just can't have both.


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BEAST wrote:
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No one's come up with something I wouldn't say. :?



Imperator: It's got to be one or the other. You just can't have both.


:spit:


10 Nov 2006, 12:34
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Andrea: "I've sent you plenty of mp3's of bands from Vancouver already, are you sure you want another?"


LMAO! that might be the best thing on here.

BEAST wrote:
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Em- "fine BEAST, I'll have sex with you"


BEAST - too late, I dont want you anymore, Em.


:roll: at both of you.



:roll: Yeah! We all know that one day Em will agree to have sex with me!


no way! according to this, you won't want me anymore! i am now too afraid of rejection! :cry:

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