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Thought that I might be too busy getting some prime young chonch to remember this annual tradition?
LOL, no.


IT IS TIME TO NOMINATE THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR 2017! THE WORST OF THE WORST - MAY THEY BE CURSED !

Name the most awful and/or useless flesh-slug that gurgled their way through 2017 to plague the world.

Scumbags abound, but if you cannot confine your hate to just one person, feel free to denounce multiple shitheads and enumerate the many ways in which they suck.


There is one restriction (as always):
You do not get to name anyone on this board.


Apart from the fact that it is close to impossible that the actual world's worst jerk-ass is here on the Braveboard, it will also end up derailing and closing the thread - once the Mods finish skull-fucking you for sheer stupidity, that is.


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So preemptively calm your tits and remember that other than this, there are no wrong answers, only wrong people.

With that said, unleash hell.


:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

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31 Dec 2017, 21:16
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Too hard to pick just one, even on a local scale. Can we do a group of people, like a political party or organization?

Globally I'll pick Netanyahu. Domestically, Peter Dutton, but that's so hard with so many to choose here.

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Can we also add "no religions and/or certain minorities" to the can't be nominated list? That would be a good idea. :)

If there was ever the human equivalent of the 1950s values (racism and sexism in equal amounts) crapped into a piss stained orange garbage bag, it would be Donald J. Trump. A perpetual liar and con man who "won" the most powerful office in the land. A wretched excuse for a human being who has stabbed in the back the very base who voted him in.


31 Dec 2017, 23:12
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See, the big thing here is whether or not we're including politics. If we are, it's obviously Trump. For me, it's especially because of his record of fucking with the environment.

If we're not, I'm going with Harvey Weinstein.

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Can we also add "no religions and/or certain minorities" to the can't be nominated list?



No.


Only one iron rule: nobody from the Braveboard.

But if people are going to go for collectives, then as a suggestion, it should be a clearly definable & specific group, not vague.

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The Australian government. Then I can include Tony Abbott, Scott Morrison, Barnaby Joyce and a raft of other complete shitbags. Otherwise my previous post still stands.

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Weinstein for sure. Nothing Trump has achieved or done is his fault. It's yours.


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Gilbert Rozon


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the collective pervy assholes.

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I'm gonna keep it within the Province and throw Kathleen Wynne's name into the hat.

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The North Korean Fatman. What the people that are under his rule are going through is beyond belief.

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Stephen Paddock, the Mandalay Bay Las Vegas shooter.

Salman Ramadan Abedi, Ariana Grande concert bomber in Manchester, England.

Devin Patrick Kelley, the Texas Church shooter.

Any one of these three would be my pick.


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The North Korean Fatman. What the people that are under his rule are going through is beyond belief.

I can't help but wonder how much that guy is a victim of what came before. His brother, Nam, was assassinated in an airport after visiting Disneyland. I have an extremely hard time believing fear of a similar fate didn't play some role in his choice to really step into the role. I mean what he's doing, what he helping perpetuate, is absolutely evil, but there was likely a point in his life where he felt he had no choice but to step into that role.

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Sting.

What a dick.

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sophie turner's :drool:

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Hmm... who should I choose...

Mohammad Bin Salman (Saudi Arabia's big cheese) ?
Netanyahu ?

Christy Clark (got turfed out as BC premier, but not before losing every scrap of dignity clinging to power) ?

Those people who keep trying to turn Jordan Peterson into a pariah ?

Chrystia Freeland ?


Decisions, decisions.








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sophie turner's :drool:



PM some pics plz. For judging purposes. :)

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Rook wrote:
sophie turner's :drool:



PM some pics plz. For judging purposes. :)

agreed.

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deathstalker wrote:
verbalsniper wrote:


Rook wrote:
sophie turner's :drool:



PM some pics plz. For judging purposes. :)

agreed.



Getting closer... :google:

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sophie turner's :drool:


She looks like Boy George.

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I'd still slam it.


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I'll wank to it once Martin finishes his fucking books.

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taz wrote:
The North Korean Fatman. What the people that are under his rule are going through is beyond belief.

I can't help but wonder how much that guy is a victim of what came before. His brother, Nam, was assassinated in an airport after visiting Disneyland. I have an extremely hard time believing fear of a similar fate didn't play some role in his choice to really step into the role. I mean what he's doing, what he helping perpetuate, is absolutely evil, but there was likely a point in his life where he felt he had no choice but to step into that role.


I don't disagree, it's indoctrination, paranoia and mental illness that has been passed down from his father, etc.

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Blasphomet wrote:
Rook wrote:
sophie turner's :drool:


She looks like Boy George.

I'd still tumble for her.




WTF. Maaaaaaaybe if you made a bad wax figure of her, gave it an adam's apple, then did it up badly, and melted it a bit.


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I'll wank to it once Martin finishes his fucking books.


Your balls will look like volleyballs by then.

Imagine her as Jean Grey and crank one off instead of waiting.

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OK, I've decided to not decide.

Domestic / local AOTY: Christy Clark. Fucked off, but didn't die. A demaged province remains fucked.

'Murican AOTY: Scott Pruitt, Trump's saboteur... err, "director" of the EPA. Needs to fuck off and die.

International AOTY: Benjamin Netanyahu and his Saudi boy-toy Mohammad Bin Salman. They failed to fuck off, so other people die.

Media AOTY: Whoever writes the bullshit script that they all seem to read from.

Non-human AOTY: Cancer. Needs to FOAD, like NOW. :mad:

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if I have to vote seriously, I vote the mainstream media who'd rather cover a scandal and sell ad time than even attempt to serve any actual purpose.

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verbalsniper wrote:

Clad In Shadows wrote:
I'll wank to it once Martin finishes his fucking books.


Your balls will look like volleyballs by then.

Imagine her as Jean Grey and crank one off instead of waiting.

I'll wait. It'll be worth it. Maybe.

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