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DING DONG THE TEMP IS DEAD

which old temp?

the fucking useless temp who was incapable of performing even the slightest task, paranoid and delusional that people were sabotaging her work, who was afraid of the computer yet worked in an office, and who's every offer to help out in any way simply created more work for everyone in the office!

DING DONG THE TEMP IS GONE


I'd say the timing sucks since we've already been short 1-2 people for a few months and one of our other employees is going on mat leave in a few weeks, but this is still a net gain just to not have to deal with her bullshit anymore.

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13 Feb 2018, 09:28
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So did you fuck her or not?


13 Feb 2018, 09:36
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she was super old, overweight, and crazy. in summary, no I did not slip your mother the cock.

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13 Feb 2018, 09:53
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Good you didn’t try, she sounds like she’s out of your league and would have shot you down faster than it takes Rottenrocker to make a protest sign.


13 Feb 2018, 10:09
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Good you didn’t try, she sounds like she’s out of your league and would have shot you down faster than it takes Rottenrocker to make a protest sign.


:roll:

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13 Feb 2018, 10:11
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Headquake wrote:
Good you didn’t try, she sounds like she’s out of your league and would have shot you down faster than it takes Rottenrocker to make a protest sign.


:roll:

:lol: :lol: seriously...that last line.

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13 Feb 2018, 12:22
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Two and a half hours left until I can go home and hang out with my dog :thumb:

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13 Feb 2018, 13:35
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I think "krusty gets kancelled" is my favourite simpsons episode

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I think "krusty gets kancelled" is my favourite simpsons episode


You Only Move Twice will always be my #1 :lol:

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16 Feb 2018, 14:46
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that's definitely top 5, along with the monorail and tomacco

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16 Feb 2018, 14:49
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Rook wrote:
that's definitely top 5, along with the monorail and tomacco

lisa goes vegetarian is up there for me

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16 Feb 2018, 14:58
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Don't get the love for the Tomacco episode.

Kamp Krusty may be my fave. Duff Gardens. Plant Strike. Homer's Heart Attack.

Obviously not the ep names but you know...


16 Feb 2018, 15:50
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My favourite one is "Homie The Clown" (he one where Homer goes to clown college and the mafia tries to assassinate him).

Honourable mention to "Deep Space Homer", and some of the others already mentioned.

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16 Feb 2018, 17:30
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the tomacco episode is incredible. i bought these shoes from a hobo!

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16 Feb 2018, 19:24
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Picked up an 1/8th of Carpet Tape. 27% I'm blitzed.

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green crack.

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Crystal Coma.


18 Feb 2018, 00:57
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Rosebud

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green crack.

Good shit

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18 Feb 2018, 12:43
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all about the sativs

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working man get your head right weed, I get it.

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all about the sativs


Same.


18 Feb 2018, 13:28
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Crystal Coma is fucking turbine...

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Little colourful nugs...

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18 Feb 2018, 16:02
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fucking beautiful.

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Just smoked a blunt, about to start making supper.

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