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lots of the runs over here lately.
happy to have wet wipes on the throne.

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06 Oct 2017, 21:19
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Jebus just swooned.


07 Oct 2017, 12:28
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I use wet wipes regardless. I wear boxer briefs to ensure my nads don't swing down past my knees when I'm an old man, and I work a job that has me sweating buckets at least a few hours a day. That's a recipe for skid marks if you're not careful, hence the wet wipes. That, and they're just more efficient in terms of shit banished per wipe. Two wipes with some wet wipes and you might as well have used a bidet. Squeaky fucking clean.

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07 Oct 2017, 19:21
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I like that England have qualified for the 2018 World Cup.
Sadly, it's in Russia, so I really hope lads like Dele Alli don't have fruit thrown at them for the colour of their skin.

I like this fall weather.

I love that I will see Acid Witch next week. Very keen to see Villain open, Caleb's new side project (ex-Skull Fist, ex Midnight Malice, ex-lotsa other Toronto metal/thrash/trash bands).

Other than a massive homeowner bill hitting me, all is well.

Overall, I like.

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Relatively sober, relatively alright. I feel really really vulnerable, but everything's okay. I can function like this.

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Out of nowhere the smoking hot 20 year old bitty texted me at 1 in the morning, those of you who remember who I'm talking about. Have a lunch date today. A good thing happened to me for no reason, I'll be damned!

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Solid stools for miles, round these parts.

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I had a customer today who had a skullet that could easily compete with the one Devin Townsend had. It was pretty epic. :lol:


13 Oct 2017, 19:52
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still waiting on a solid stool 'round these parts. maybe that should be in the whining thread....

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My little brother gets out of prison tomorrow. :attn:

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Good, something positive for you. That's one win in a row, you're trending up.

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half ounce of Strawberry Pebbles (hybrid)
half ounce of White Death (indica)

the White Death packs a punch on the back pain.

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impromptu catan nights. :shred:

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I'm off tomorrow. Another four day week.


17 Oct 2017, 12:52
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Had a solid stool today.

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18 Oct 2017, 00:35
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^^^ solid win

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18 Oct 2017, 11:19
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back to the runs

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Metamucil?

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half the time it feels like he's setting the mood to sell me a persian rug.

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18 Oct 2017, 11:34
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doesnt help.

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18 Oct 2017, 11:54
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Psyllium Husk. Eat it. Drink it. Love it.

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He doesn't need help shitting dumb ass Chad.

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18 Oct 2017, 13:33
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Rocky Dennis wrote:
He doesn't need help shitting dumb ass Chad.

Psyllium husk is often used to treat explosive shits. It softens your hard shits, and bulks up your runny brown water shits.

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I know what it does Chad. He needs a plug, I suggest pizza and bananas, no water.

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He needs to go really heavy for a few days on cheese, meat, and pasta. And then more cheese.

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He needs to go really heavy for a few days on cheese, meat, and pasta. And then more cheese.

Snack on pepperoni (and cheese) in between.

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