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one of my bosses doesn't eat gluten. loves beer though.


Well that just doesn't make sense. :lol:


His boss doesn't eat gluten. Drinking it is fine :)

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His boss doesn't eat gluten. Drinking it is fine :)


Damn loopholes!


07 Aug 2017, 19:39
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I am pissing this grainy white shit. It burns like hell.

Skip the dick cancer jokes, do I have kidney stones?

Christ I need insurance.

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First your balls ache, then you piss "grainy white shit"?

I'm no doctor, but I suspect those are bad signs.

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15 Aug 2017, 11:17
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I think if you have stones, you should be in some pain in your side. I'm not 100% though... never had them. Just new someone who did and he in vomoutous amounts of pain. Just not sure when that pain may come along.


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pretty sure stones would come with intense abdominal pain, fever, nausea and vomiting.

the grainy white stuff is certainly pus though so you most likely have some sort of bladder type infection.

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15 Aug 2017, 11:52
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Yeah women in my family are extremely prone to UTI's, it looks like it might be my turn.


I gotta say, though... Urinary tract infections are AWESOME

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When I shipped out the shirts I sold on eBay a couple weeks ago, I accidentally shipped a package to someone who hasn't paid me yet. The chick still hasn't paid, and probably has the shirts now. Fuck. I imagine I'll never receive the payment... but hey, it was only like $20.

Either way, my fault I guess... but... honour system people!

I'll leave a shitty feedback review I think... if I decide that's fair.



Last time I had a shit experience too when some fuckwit in Indonesia said they didn't receive the Rahu tapes and Moonblood bootleg tapes he won. Had to pay that back. I'll never send to shit parts of the world again without tracking, that's for sure. Damn shipping is expensive though.


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Xerxes got burnt...you haven't lived until you've been burnt by a chola.

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Yeah women in my family are extremely prone to UTI's, it looks like it might be my turn.


I really hope you didn't catch it from banging your family members.

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Wrong Virginia.

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I bought a couple pair of New Balance shoes maybe a month ago. A 574 which are nice, and a 565 which are nice too... but the 565 are in navy blue. I don't know what I was thinking. I feel like navy blue is total wally. I haven't worn them much. Wonder if I could exchange them still.


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Xerxes, you are so young. You shouldn't have stones.

Me on the other hand.... :roll:
46, addicted to soda, I should be a haven for stones.

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