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I'm in a real shit mood today. Wound up like compressed bed springs, fuck.

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Really hate how hard it is to have an orgasm on dissociative drugs. I haven't finished in weeks now.

I'm so unbearably horny I would fuck a dead moose.

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13 Jul 2017, 16:46
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There is a FOINE young thing that is obviously interested in me at my job, but she's like ten years younger than me. In fact I'm not even sure she's legal, she might be in fucking high school.

MUST. RESIST. CARNAL. URGES. RISING.

She's pretty wild, she scolded the piss out of me for failing to say goodbye to her the other day. She's not taking any of my shit. A little hellcat. I kind of want to put things in places.


Just call me uncle creepshow.

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19 Jul 2017, 18:17
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There is a FOINE young thing that is obviously interested in me at my job, but she's like ten years younger than me. In fact I'm not even sure she's legal, she might be in fucking high school.

MUST. RESIST. CARNAL. URGES. RISING.

She's pretty wild, she scolded the piss out of me for failing to say goodbye to her the other day. She's not taking any of my shit. A little hellcat. I kind of want to put things in places.


Just call me uncle creepshow.


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yessir!


(Turns out she's like 20, I'm just shit at ages)

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Well, shit, son. 20 is plenty old enough.

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Well yeah but you didn't see the bird.

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Plow xerxes, plow.

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Yup. If life taught me one thing is that we only get a few "targets" offered to us throughout our years. You need to take aim and shoot when you see one of those targets appear.

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No regrets, destroy every piece of pussy you can. TOTALFUCKINGWAR!

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I'm in a real shit mood today. Wound up like compressed bed springs, fuck.


Me too, man. I've been like that off and on for a few days and it's making me stressed out, anxious, irritated, and even grumpy at times. I hate it. :(


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I woke up a couple of days ago with a really sore ear. I've been using some Polysporin antibiotic ear drops, and taking Ibuprofen for the pain, but if they don't help soon I'm going to have to see the doctor. It really sucks and it's annoying . :(


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Earaches are my kryptonite. It's a unique kind of pain I have a really hard time dealing with, and I generally have a very high pain tolerance.

What I did is lay on my side and put a bunch of hydrogen peroxide in my ear. It wass loud as hell and felt like there was bugs in my brain, but it worked. Tons of horrible yellow shit came when I finally tipped my head back up. I got it in there by soaking cotton balls in the stuff and squeezing them over my ear while I was laying down.

If things get really really nasty, give that a shot before getting loaded up on opiates.

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i woke up the other day with a puffy, sore upper eyelid on my left eye. got worse all week but seems to have levelled out. if not better tomorrow i'm off to the dr too!

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Earaches are my kryptonite. It's a unique kind of pain I have a really hard time dealing with, and I generally have a very high pain tolerance.

What I did is lay on my side and put a bunch of hydrogen peroxide in my ear. It wass loud as hell and felt like there was bugs in my brain, but it worked. Tons of horrible yellow shit came when I finally tipped my head back up. I got it in there by soaking cotton balls in the stuff and squeezing them over my ear while I was laying down.

If things get really really nasty, give that a shot before getting loaded up on opiates.

this post brought to you by the US healthcare system, jesus Christ

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it's essentially the same thing a doctor would do.

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It works pretty well.

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I wound up going to the hospital because the pain got to be excruciating. It's more of a bad case of inflammation than an infection. I basically have swimmer's ear, which is kind of odd since I didn't get water in my ear, and there was no trauma or injury prior to this. I have Tylenol with codeine for the pain because Ibuprofen wasn't cutting it. I also got prescribed some antiseptic ear drops with a steroid in them. Thankfully both seem to be helping so far, but my ear canal is still badly swollen and I can't hear much other than a terrible ringing.


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Girl got the good shit. Hope the body horror ends for you soon.

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Girl got the good shit. Hope the body horror ends for you soon.


Thanks. :cheers:


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How's the ear, Amy?

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How's the ear, Amy?


It's slowly getting better. At least I'm not in a lot of pain anymore. Thanks for asking. :cheers:


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If you, or anyone you know, doesn't eat gluten by choice, please disown them and/or yourself.

Some days I wish I didn't have celiac disease. Today is one of those days.

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one of my bosses doesn't eat gluten. loves beer though.

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one of my bosses doesn't eat gluten. loves beer though.


Well that just doesn't make sense. :lol:


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