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i don't like that machine for the fact that it makes you think you can lift more than you should. you wouldn't squat 310lbs most likely, so you shouldn't be pressing that much. no balance required either which is keeping weak links in the chain.


I've used it for years and never had any issues before. Plus with most machines I don't even look at the lbs as being equal with free weights, but maybe I should, even though they don't feel like it.. Either way, you can fuck yourself up with anything... and I've had fuck ups before... upper back/neck mostly. I'll never use that machine again though. The issue with it is the fact you have to press first, which is the hard part. Once it's going it's okay... but that first press was when I felt the pop.

I sneezed shittily today... and i felt it again. I just want it better by next weekend. And if it's still fucked after that, I'll go get an x-ray. The sneeze seems to be just a minor tweak though... I imagine it'll be back to how it was yesterday by tonight.


01 Sep 2017, 12:21
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Rocky Dennis wrote:
The other leg exercises I do are the turbo ghey ones, like holding bum-bells and lunging around the building or some other chick shit.


I do those ones, too. They make my legs burn so bad that I don't even care how much of a faggot I look like.

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01 Sep 2017, 14:43
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Big shake ups and reorg at work this week. Both my director and manager are gone... a few people laid off. I survived again. At least for now. I am hoping at some point soon this means a move closer to home as my new manager works out of an office that is about half the distance I drive now. Either that or lay me off so I get my package. It's basically been anarchy here this week.


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Here we go again with insomnia. I've been dealing with bouts of it for a little while now. I've tried just about everything you can think of that's supposed to help. Now I just have no energy, and I feel tired and sick often. It's a real nuisance.


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Here we go again with insomnia. I've been dealing with bouts of it for a little while now. I've tried just about everything you can think of that's supposed to help. Now I just have no energy, and I feel tired and sick often. It's a real nuisance.

Get some edibles.

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05 Sep 2017, 17:26
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eat more than what is recommended and bust a nut, works every time.

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Hi my name is Xerxes, and I have one hell of a tale to tell.


So my tongue is buried in the asshole of this ghetto fabulous project bird named Reality. Yes, that's her name. It didn't start out that way. Heavy petting, yes, tongue kisses yes, the kid pisses her off and gets put in his crib, yes. Then comes the heavier petting. Playing with her nipple ring, squeezing and smacking her ass, kissing every square inch of her, but no pussy play because she's on her cycle and isn't into bloodsports. And as I make my way down her back and ass, I hear, "No, I haven't showered"

How many of you think I gave a shit about that? None of ya? Carrying on.

So pry those gorgeous chocolate ass cheeks apart and get to mofigging business. Index finger, in, ring finger in, thumb, in. Then more rimming. I yank her half off the bed by her ankle and drop trou.

And then the night grinds to a screeching halt. She says no. Which is absolutely her right, but it goes against the Geneva convention. If you're the kind of bitch who accepts rimjobs, you're the kind of bitch who accepts ass fuckings. IT'S IN THE RIDER!


Now I didn't get blue balls or anything, but I needed a one hot minute to get myself under control. I step outside (risking my precious caucasian life, this took place in the very heart of the ghetto) and hit my vape a few times. I come back inside and what do I see?

The fucking baby is back in the bed.

"I caved" she says with a grin.



I strap on my boots, muttering angrily and drive the fuck home. After that, I logged into the Braveboard.



Goodnight, boys and girls.

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05 Sep 2017, 23:37
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Oh boy, fucking LOOL. I will add I miss tapping the lady when Aunt Flo is around. A few thoughts ( this should be sold not told ). If you stab a chick right while shes on her period, she will love you forever. It's been my experience that this selfless loving act provides a relief for cramps that is intense and if she catches a nut, you don't fuck it up and along the way don't get grossed out, fucking puddy. And from a selfish perspective stabbing a chick while she is on her period gets you grippers and other special angles that aren't around during non period days. There's special little hands in weird places that you get to feel unless you man up and put the towel down. It's different like part dry, or a different kind of different glide only available when Aunt Flo is around, miss it.

But mostly I just wanted to write period sex so jebus can see it, because he's a pussy and won't stab a piece of period pussy. Period pussy jebus, think about it you fucking wang. :)

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hay hay

hay hay hay

Eat ass err'day.

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06 Sep 2017, 04:17
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Birth control? Premenopause?Why isn't she bleeding? Nah you aren't that old. Birth control.

And hey, I get the sensation being different thing. I often say the same thing about messy anal sex, but not as many people go that far.

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Rocky Dennis wrote:
Period pussy jebus, think about it you fucking wang.


I do it every month. :lol:

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As a true metalhead for almost 30 years, my patience for goofballs of your ilk has become dangerously low...You have no clue what heavy metal is and need to shoot yourself in the face.


06 Sep 2017, 07:55
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hiccups are fucking bullshit :mad:

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06 Sep 2017, 09:15
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Post menopause Xerxes, she started her cycle at 11, early. She's 48 now, so I'm blowing in those guts on the regular.

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06 Sep 2017, 11:46
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Weird.

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Train is fucking rammed. Was hoping to have two seats to myself.


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Kidney stones. Doc gave me ibuprofen. I'm about to buy some fucking heroin.

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Had to go to the emergency room. Two stones, 4.5mm. Ended up on a bunch of dilaudid and oxycodone. Been drifting in and out of consciousness since.

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ouch!

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I sure hope I never get one of those.

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I'm like barely lucid. What a fucking trip, man.

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At least it's not dick cancer.


13 Sep 2017, 00:04
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Oxycodone is nothing like I expected it to be. Not entirely pleasant, but it's clear to me now why people get addicted to it. It's like sinking into a perfectly warm bath. Very hard to get anything done on this drug, I'm profoundly content.

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Yeah no I totally get why opioids are dangerous now. I mean I knew it before, but now I KNOW. Not because I'm attempted to take a ton of the, but because I have to take them more often than the bottle says to keep my pain tolerable. Talk about a slippery fucking slope.

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Dilaudid is absolute paradise if you need it.

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