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Best and most fly shoes ever. I have about four different shoes I cruise... Nike Cortez, Reebok Workout Low, and Vans Authentic Gum... but the NB are my favourites and I want a set forever.

I have a little of the ghey for nice, classic style shoes.


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next Google search 'v-neck tees'

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I had no idea any of those shoes were considered 'hipster' and would go as far as to completely disagree with you on the matter. :lol:

I don't even know what a hipster is anymore in 2017.


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Only Tees UI wear are v neck like first class for your neck. cant go back to crew.

I also love sketcher shoes now with their memory foam soel padding cant go back to any other shoe


12 May 2017, 12:30
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I know this has been discussed here before but I can't fucking stand dudes who have no bathroom etiquette. Try to force open the door while you are taking a shit and then sit down next stall to you and start plopping as soon as you sit down.

Where have all the manners gone.


12 May 2017, 12:32
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I find I've kind of been cranky and rather negative posting around here lately. I don't know if it's all the shitty death metal or not, but I think it's more because I mostly post from work and I want to strangle so many people around the office here lately which is rare. :roll:

Today is no different... it's a Friday and I just wish it would calm down. I guess in a way it's good... being busy. But it is hard when no one else seems to care and expects to push their shit off on other people... or leave it so someone else has to do it. Or you go back and forth with emails with people in other offices and you seem to be getting somewhere to resolving the issue and then they just stop responding and will respond at EOD or on fucking Saturday so I have to deal with it Monday. Fack.

Again, this is pretty rare.. normally it's pretty relaxed and cushy.

And fucking fix the sauna already! (I've been going to the gym daily again regardless phen... just so you know. ;) )


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Maybe you need laid, dude. It can be a deceptive source of frustration for a man.

Let's bone.

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*unzips*


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Go on. :naughty:


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God...Xerxes' butt, or the thought of his butt, sounds gross. Greasy, hairy and tampered with.

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It's only greasy on fish taco night.

On some real shit, I do much more tampering than I get tampered with these days, and I tend to do my own buggering. Candlesticks and such. But precisely because of that I probably have a fresher ass than most. Not because my candles are scented (that tends to sting), but because if you don't keep everything above board, there'll be a smell.

Did I need to go into that much detail? No.

No I didn't.

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*zipsup*


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No take-backsies.

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"Try Xerxes' brand butt candles. Now available in fabulously refreshing 'Shitrus' and 'Vanillarhea' scents! Call within the next 10 minutes, and we'll throw in our popular 'Crapple' scent for free! Supplies are limited, so call now!"


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haha

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Black flies were brutal over the weekend up north. Mosquitos weren't as bad but came out at dusk as usual. I put spray on but neglected my head and face with is unlike me. Those fuckers fucked the back of my head up and I have a few bites on my forehead as well and look like an idiot. Spray did nothing for the black flies... they swarmed like crazy around us. Never seen it so bad. Wet spring. Not sure if the bites are mosquito are black fly to be honest.


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Blasphomet wrote:
Black flies were brutal over the weekend up north. Mosquitos weren't as bad but came out at dusk as usual. I put spray on but neglected my head and face with is unlike me. Those fuckers fucked the back of my head up and I have a few bites on my forehead as well and look like an idiot. Spray did nothing for the black flies... they swarmed like crazy around us. Never seen it so bad. Wet spring. Not sure if the bites are mosquito are black fly to be honest.



There's a song for that, of course ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f389hIxZAOc



Something I've noticed: a lot of NFB cartoons are basically about torment.

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Not The Log Driver's Waltz! :)


NFB! :beer:


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My life is going to end in gunfire if I don't change something.

But I have to like... cut out my entire family. I have to leave them twisting in the fucking wind.

I dunno.

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Or maybe not.

This court bullshit is for the birds.

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The guy's still in jail. Here's hoping.


Also, I'd like to take this time to admit that I haven't posted here sober in... at least six months, if I had to guess. The internet is really useful for keeping drunk you out of trouble. Hell, after several shots I won't even touch my phone.

So far, anyway, I haven't pissed anyone off.

Also (if you drink hard liquor a lot) a timer or timer app is your best friend. It's the key to avoiding a nightmarish morning after, not to mention an easy way to avoid becoming shitfaced and/or puking on people. It works - try it. My sweet spot is 33 minutes between shots - which I pour myself. Fuck bars. I weigh ~195 lb, 5' 11", and I tend not to eat the night of, fyi.

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Post Re: Stop Whining!: Arny in an Action Comedy Edition.
I left my office door open for a minute to go talk to someone down the hall, and when I came back there was a newborn baby on the table in my office. An actual living baby in one of those baskets that detach from a stroller.

Nobody is around. What in the actual hell am I supposed to do?

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Sell it.

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Too late.

Without warning, some lady I've never seen before walked in, picked up her baby from my table and walked out. Can't she just lock her infant safely in her car like a normal person?

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That's fucked up. :lol:

I probably would have ended up stopping dead in my tracks upon discovering that and been like, "Well, looks like it's about time to hit the ol' dusty trail..." and left for the day/forever.


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