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speaker phone should almost never be used

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speaker phone should almost never be used


Absolutely agree.

I use mine in the car or in the very rare case when somebody calls me while I'm smoking pot and I don't feel like putting the pipe down.

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People in an office who use speakerphone to dial when calling people. Nobody needs to hear the constant ringing of whomever you're calling not picking up the phone. Hold the goddamn phone to your ear like a normal person so the rest of us don't have to put up with that incessant fucking ringing.


That's unacceptable behaviour, in my opinion. Hangable offence.

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Apparently my stomach is finally waving the white flag after nearly a week of eating all sorts of rich foods and copious amounts of chocolate. Wonderful.

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Cold kicked into overdrive after last night. Lost my voice. Fever kicking in now. But MuchMusic has been playing classic eps of The Simpsons since Christmas for three hours a night starting at 11. Also repeat throughout the day. The Simpsons and Soup are the best cure for a cold. And stout.


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back to work. :(

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back to work. :(


Likewise :(

I was getting used to being nicely toasted and sipping coffee with a dog in my lap around this time of day, too :lol:

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Cold kicked into overdrive after last night. Lost my voice. Fever kicking in now. But MuchMusic has been playing classic eps of The Simpsons since Christmas for three hours a night starting at 11. Also repeat throughout the day. The Simpsons and Soup are the best cure for a cold. And stout.


pvr'd a shitload :beer:


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Bad memories, man.


So I was with this one girl for like 9 years, right up until the point she decided to marry her own rapist. Actually met her at age 14, I was late to my first homeroom class, first day of high school. I got the ever=living shit kicked out of me by these three grown-ass black dudes. According to one other dude, I basically got singled out randomly.

Anyway so I show up to class late as fuck, bleeding and swollen, and there's just one seat left, a cute little social pariah who apparently got offered money for sex by her 8th grade history teacher, this cat named Mr. Talbot who wormed at Benjamin Simms middle school in Hampton, Virginia int he early oughties. She told her best friend at the time, who promptly told everyone else.

Shit got reeeel nasty toward the end. She started making creepy comments about having a threesome with me and her daughter when she turned 18. Her daughter was a toddler at the time. She also had PMDD like a motherfucker, and would tell her kids they should never have been born and shit like that once a month or so. Kinda wanted to power-bomb that bitch a few times toward the end there.

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No not only did August Ames die, but I found out that Yurizan Beltran also died recently.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5146958/yurizan-beltran-porn-star-yuri-luv-dead/

:(

And Olivia Nova, who I was not familiar with:
https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/adult-actress-olivia-nova-dies-aged-20/

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rip yurizan, sad boner

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No not only did August Ames die, but I found out that Yurizan Beltran also died recently.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5146958/yurizan-beltran-porn-star-yuri-luv-dead/

:(

And Olivia Nova, who I was not familiar with:
https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/adult-actress-olivia-nova-dies-aged-20/

didnt know about shyla stylez.

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I've got some heartburn going on today. Nothing enough to really fuck up my day, but definitely enough to make me uncomfortable and to question any burps that come up :lol:

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I'm having my usual monday afternoon adjustment where I'm missing the hell out of my dog. Granted I'm just being a whiney suck right now, but dammit, I want to hang out with my pooch :lol:

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one of the perks of driving to work now is I can go home for lunch more easily and see the pooch :beer: having an hour for lunch is sooo much better than having 30 and two 15 mins games

edit: except when shit gets fucking busy right before I go for lunch and I end up working through my fucking lunch break, again :byhatw: :peeved:

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I work with a guy who speaks obnoxiously loudly. His hearing has gotta be more fucked than mine.

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I'm in a shitty mood today for no particular reason. I could use a stiff drink and a smoke, and I can't have either :lol:

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I'm total getting 'shitty metal'd' by a co worker lately... because he knows I like metal... so now I'm supposed to care about the kid of Metallica's bass player playing with Korn on South America...


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Bad memories, man.


So I was with this one girl for like 9 years, right up until the point she decided to marry her own rapist. Actually met her at age 14, I was late to my first homeroom class, first day of high school. I got the ever=living shit kicked out of me by these three grown-ass black dudes. According to one other dude, I basically got singled out randomly.

Anyway so I show up to class late as fuck, bleeding and swollen, and there's just one seat left, a cute little social pariah who apparently got offered money for sex by her 8th grade history teacher, this cat named Mr. Talbot who wormed at Benjamin Simms middle school in Hampton, Virginia int he early oughties. She told her best friend at the time, who promptly told everyone else.

Shit got reeeel nasty toward the end. She started making creepy comments about having a threesome with me and her daughter when she turned 18. Her daughter was a toddler at the time. She also had PMDD like a motherfucker, and would tell her kids they should never have been born and shit like that once a month or so. Kinda wanted to power-bomb that bitch a few times toward the end there.

What kind of degenerate society do you live in down there? Jesus christ :o


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Bad memories, man.


So I was with this one girl for like 9 years, right up until the point she decided to marry her own rapist. Actually met her at age 14, I was late to my first homeroom class, first day of high school. I got the ever=living shit kicked out of me by these three grown-ass black dudes. According to one other dude, I basically got singled out randomly.

Anyway so I show up to class late as fuck, bleeding and swollen, and there's just one seat left, a cute little social pariah who apparently got offered money for sex by her 8th grade history teacher, this cat named Mr. Talbot who wormed at Benjamin Simms middle school in Hampton, Virginia int he early oughties. She told her best friend at the time, who promptly told everyone else.

Shit got reeeel nasty toward the end. She started making creepy comments about having a threesome with me and her daughter when she turned 18. Her daughter was a toddler at the time. She also had PMDD like a motherfucker, and would tell her kids they should never have been born and shit like that once a month or so. Kinda wanted to power-bomb that bitch a few times toward the end there.

What kind of degenerate society do you live in down there? Jesus christ :o


I keep picturing a circle of tweakers always surrounding SexRex wherever he goes, regardless of whatever he does.

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I've been having one of those down weeks where I want to punch everybody in the face. Guitar lesson tonight is cancelled, because the thought of going out after I get home today is just about enough to make me fall over. Depression is fucking weird.

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Quit quoting that fucking gibberish. And before you lose your shot Twacktown, we share the same experience with Toads.
Fucking assholes beat the fuck out of me all the time and it wasn't randomly, it was because I was white.

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Quit quoting that fucking gibberish


:roll:

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rip yurizan, sad boner


Yeah. She was in rotation for sure.

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Was really tired after work today, managed to open a car door into my face, cutting my forehead on the corner. Good job me.

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