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Catan night on Thursday after a bottle share.

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19 Jul 2016, 22:57
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Watching my co-workers roll in today, all of them hung over as balls from the golf tourny yesterday. This is a fucking laugh riot :lol:

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Baby powder on the under carriage and the inside of my legs during the summer. It's fucking glorious, and I highly recommend it to all who prefer to not be peeling their nut sack off of their legs every ten minutes.

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20 Jul 2016, 13:56
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Baby powder on the under carriage and the inside of my legs during the summer. It's fucking glorious, and I highly recommend it to all who prefer to not be peeling their nut sack off of their legs every ten minutes.


Swap out the baby powder for Gold Bond's menthol variety (or whatever is in that green bottle).

1. Your tackle won't smell like a baby
2. Your balls will feel like they just smoked a Newport


20 Jul 2016, 14:02
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Mmmm Newport.

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20 Jul 2016, 14:25
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I Gold Bond daily

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20 Jul 2016, 16:37
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I so rarely smoke week when I'm not drinking beers, but I have the past couple days because of the new weeds. It's cool how different the highs are from different strains when you smoke them one night after the other, roughly the same amount. Last night was far more intense that tonight smoking the UK Cheese, but I feel no less stoned.


20 Jul 2016, 20:39
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I'm so ripped right now.....smoked a preroll to the head and burned a bowl of some new shit called ICE....like 26% THC...bombed, ready to eat.

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20 Jul 2016, 22:03
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I just have to remind myself that I'll be in Amsterdam a week from Saturday morning. Fuck am I jealous right now :lol:

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:beer:


21 Jul 2016, 11:06
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I laugh my bag off every time Rocky posts because of that avatar :lol:

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21 Jul 2016, 11:13
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I Gold Bond daily


I forgot to do so this morning. I work in a warehouse, and it's around 40 degrees Celcius outside. Ants could use my nutsack as a slip n' slide right now.

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I think the cheese weed might be the greatest I've ever smoked.


21 Jul 2016, 22:27
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I forgot how much I loved those first two Adam Sandler CDs. I think they came out between grades 7 and 9 for me, and I listened to them ad nauseum. Holy fuck were there ever some great skits on those. Dumb as shit, but great :lol:

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The Goat and Cock and Balls.

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The Goat and Cock and Balls.


Do it for your mama! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Day trip tomorrow to my brother's detention facility. There's going to be a kind of cook out with the convicts. :lol:

Dunno what to expect, but I'm excited. Should be interesting at the very least.

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keep your back to the wall and if you bump into someone, tell them you're sorry and meant no disrespect.

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Take your rhythmless Varg-borne black "metal" and shove it up your poser vaginas alongside your Dead Can Dance records.


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toilet wine goes with everything.

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It was pretty mundane on the whole. Started pretty intense. I walk in, the first visitor, and they're all up on bleachers. This facility used to be a school - Virginia can be kind of ghetto in places. My brother's squad or whatever was late, so I popped a squat at the tables in the center of the gymnasium. Would have been intimidating were it not for the flood of GABAergic drugs in me at the time. I could probably have testified before congress with a glib smirk, frankly. A bit later my brother arrived we talked about video games over fish and chips. 8/10, would recommend to family and friends.

Rocky, fuck the bullshit, what'd you go inside over?

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Five shifts to grind through before I go to Amsterdam and grind the fuck out of something else entirely.

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Put it in some Dutch chick's seat. :m:


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Put it in some Dutch chick's seat. :m:


Believe you me, I fully intend to if I can find one who provides that service :m:

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I like that we can freely shit-talk the company that we contract to when we are in our shop because those people aren't here. "I wouldn't trust those half-wit fucks to plan a picnic, or hold their own dick at a urinal" just about sums it up. I can't believe we work for them and not the other way around, holy shit.

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The Goat and Cock and Balls.


Do it for your mama! :lol: :lol: :lol:


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