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Any good?

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29 Dec 2013, 12:48
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4th rate retro thrash. Skip.

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They are a tasteless and utterly awful bad joke, an insult to the genre of thrash, and comprised of morons to boot.

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29 Dec 2013, 13:11
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Well, there's that answered. :lol:

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29 Dec 2013, 14:16
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Incredibly ridiculous, cliched, and insultingly stupid Z grade retro thrash. I normally can't stomach stuff along their lines, but they kind of fit into the "so bad it's good" category.

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29 Dec 2013, 15:03
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I prefer Lunar Aurora...LOOL right over your head.

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I just gave them a listen too. Wow, they're awful.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-nTrB0gkGk

However: 2:28 of the video.

Their music reminds me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk

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How could anybody hate Lich King? They're hilarious. :lol:

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I was just about to make a post that said something about their anti-black metal song, and there is P-Bag with the post with their "Black Metal Sucks" shirt.


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I just gave them a listen too. Wow, they're awful.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-nTrB0gkGk


Jesus, that sucked.


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You know how I know you look like a fool?
Lich King rules
We're the best band and we're super cool
We rule
Straight from the 80's and we're old school
Lich King rules
Running out of rhymes, so wading pool
Thrash is the rule


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:lol: :m:

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I was just about to make a post that said something about their anti-black metal song, and there is P-Bag with the post with their "Black Metal Sucks" shirt.

He's on top of the Internet. Unlike you, the only thing you're on top of is your Moms couch.

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Riffs sound great, singing sounds bad. If you're not a rhythm player, don't bother.

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They are a tasteless and utterly awful bad joke, an insult to the genre of thrash, and comprised of morons to boot.

:lol: :roll:

shorthair masshole pizza thrash, fun to see live if you're drunk

otherwise just get a good taste of the 'Waste

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29 Dec 2013, 19:23
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Well...I mean...they are a parody band. Just treat them as Steel Panther without the talent or comedic chops. 8)

Although they did give me a chuckle...so I guess all is not bad

:cheers:

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They seem like Toxic Holocaust all over again. This is not a good thing.

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Well, I like the band name.

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The hell of it part of me wants to like this stuff. It sounds like something Megaforce birthed directly.

And that raises a question; why do so many of these bands fall squarely within the boundary of Anthrax-esque party thrash? Of the Big Four, Anthrax is the least deserving of mimicry. I mean yes, the other three have blatant clones, but this retrothrash shit appeared in an undeniable wave.

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The hell of it part of me wants to like this stuff. It sounds like something Megaforce birthed directly.

And that raises a question; why do so many of these bands fall squarely within the boundary of Anthrax-esque party thrash? Of the Big Four, Anthrax is the least deserving of mimicry. I mean yes, the other three have blatant clones, but this retrothrash shit appeared in an undeniable wave.

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But hey, at least I'm not you. :)

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It's easier to play pizza thrash than to emulate the other big 3.

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Pizza thrash. :lol:

Apt.

This thread got me listening to their newer shit. I like it, here's why:

  • They show clear improvement between records.
  • They come pretty close to refreshing despite their imitative nature.
  • And I don't mind the conversational lyrics as much as I probably ought to.

Fuck it. :m:

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It's easier to play pizza thrash than to emulate the other big 3.


I don't know what that is, but it sounds like something that I probably should know about.

edit: After doing a little research, I now know what it is. :)

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